My next door neighbour continually smokes weed every 2-3 hours in his garden...

[railzand]

This man is endangering his child. If you do not call Social Services straightaway, some might accuse you of colluding.

[dank]

What the hell?  Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever?  Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it.  Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids.  He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

[beetcoin]

maybe because the smell makes him feel like shit? you know, not everyone likes weed or alcohol.. there are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all are the same.

[hilariousandco]

What the hell?  Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever?  Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it.  Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids.  He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

Haha. Well if something is negatively affecting someone else and they keep doing it after you've asked them to stop, then what other option do you have? It is illegal after all, not that I believe it should be, but I have the upper hand here and the law on my side. He wont get arrested, maybe cautioned if they catch him in the act, but they'll probably just ask him to stop or next time or he might be in trouble. I don't mind him smoking, I just don't want to have to smell this putrid cheap shit. What people do in their own homes is their own business.

[Ecurb123]

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

[Ecurb123]

What the hell?  Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever?  Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it.  Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids.  He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

Haha. Well if something is negatively affecting someone else and they keep doing it after you've asked them to stop, then what other option do you have? It is illegal after all, not that I believe it should be, but I have the upper hand here and the law on my side. He wont get arrested, maybe cautioned if they catch him in the act, but they'll probably just ask him to stop or next time or he might be in trouble. I don't mind him smoking, I just don't want to have to smell this putrid cheap shit. What people do in their own homes is their own business.

sure you hope that's what would happen, but what if they end up killing him or accidentally killing his kid. really I wouldn’t call the police over something like this, too dangerous for all involved.

[hilariousandco]

maybe because the smell makes him feel like shit? you know, not everyone likes weed or alcohol.. there are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all are the same.

I love the smell of quality weed, but this shit is the vilest I've ever smelt. And I don't think he smokes cigarettes. I've never seen him smoke them nor have I ever smelt tobacco. His fat hambeast of girlfriend does though.

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

Yup, that's the first step. Second is the Super Soaker, Third is the po-po. Fourth is the Super Soaker again but filled with piss. Fourth is firing dogshit at him with a catapult.

What the hell?  Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever?  Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it.  Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids.  He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

Haha. Well if something is negatively affecting someone else and they keep doing it after you've asked them to stop, then what other option do you have? It is illegal after all, not that I believe it should be, but I have the upper hand here and the law on my side. He wont get arrested, maybe cautioned if they catch him in the act, but they'll probably just ask him to stop or next time or he might be in trouble. I don't mind him smoking, I just don't want to have to smell this putrid cheap shit. What people do in their own homes is their own business.

sure you hope that's what would happen, but what if they end up killing him or accidentally killing his kid. really I wouldn’t call the police over something like this, too dangerous for all involved.

Lol how and why would they kill him? And if they did kill him, I can guarantee you nothing of value would be lost.What would happen if his weed addiction somehow ends up killing him and his kid?

[dank]

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

This.

maybe because the smell makes him feel like shit? you know, not everyone likes weed or alcohol.. there are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all are the same.

I love the smell of quality weed, but this shit is the vilest I've ever smelt. And I don't think he smokes cigarettes. I've never seen him smoke them nor have I ever smelt tobacco. His fat hambeast of girlfriend does though.

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

Yup, that's the first step. Second is the Super Soaker, Third is the po-po. Fourth is the Super Soaker again but filled with piss. Fourth is firing dogshit at him with a catapult.

Lol how and why would they kill him? And if they did kill him, I can guarantee you nothing of value would be lost.What would happen if his weed addiction somehow ends up killing him and his kid?

Then he would be the first person to die from weed, ever.  Just smoke some of his schwag and give him some dank or even better a reliable connect for dank.  Most people do not choose to smoke mids over the loud unless their finances only allow for it, which still isn't a good reason.

Worst case, tell him he's funding cartels and should buy homegrown.

[hilariousandco]

Then he would be the first person to die from weed, ever.  Just smoke some of his schwag and give him some dank or even better a reliable connect for dank.  Most people do not choose to smoke mids over the loud unless their finances only allow for it, which still isn't a good reason.

Worst case, tell him he's funding cartels and should buy homegrown.

I didn't mean weed could directly kill him, but him being monged constantly can have fatal consequences. What if he falls asleep and chokes on his own puke while he's meant to be looking after the kid etc...

[Justy]

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

i also believe I could kick the living shit out of him,pacifists r us,fucktard!

[Ecurb123]

Lol how and why would they kill him? And if they did kill him, I can guarantee you nothing of value would be lost.What would happen if his weed addiction somehow ends up killing him and his kid?

who knows, assuming you're in the states, it happens all the time.

[hilariousandco]

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

i also believe I could kick the living shit out of him,pacifists r us,fucktard!

"pacifists r us,fucktard!" lolwut? Did you read what I said? You really need to do some reading on pacifism and the different schools of thought. Pacifism is not letting somebody attack you then letting them kick the shit out of you and not fighting back.

"Some pacifists follow principles of nonviolence, believing that nonviolent action is morally superior and/or nonpragmatically most effective. Some pacifists, however, support physical violence for emergency defence of self or others."

That would be me.

[Justy]

I need to do some reading on pacifism yeah ill do another bong and let the pacifism flow,go have that angry wank,sounds like it needs pulling,and in the meantime book a flight to the phillipnes and stop squinnyass grizzling,just cause mummy wont let you get high aint your neighbours fault,pacifism is based on tolerance and compassion,now go knock one out,a wank not your neighbour

[Speaker]

Tell him to get better weed that smells good when smoked.

[WEB slicer]

Cops cars go *wee woo wee woo* gg stoner

LOL @ wee woo wee woo   

[hilariousandco]

Tell him to get better weed that smells good when smoked.

With what money? Maybe I'll tell him to sign up here and pretend to be a girl so he can scam money to get BTC for decent weed on Silk Road 

[hieroglyph]

yea the people saying call the cops instead of you just speaking to your neighbor are lacking serious people skills.  Tell him the coughing fits and puking are not cool and the smell is harsh and he needs to find somewhere else and try to be polite about it.

It's is an awkward situation but nothing a little chat shouldn't be able to fix.

Yeah I want to see you solve this situation. We have here a drug addict that doesn't have a job that sits outside in his yard smoking weed from afternoon to midnight and doesn't feed his kids. The obvious answer is to just say "Hey, please stop smoking." I'm sure that will get through to him and his entire life habit will change.

/sarcasm

You have that little faith that a simple man to man wouldn't work, really?  What is it that you think cops do all day?  Is it really the best thing for father and baby or do you just like seeing lives destroyed for no good reason?  Calling the cops is always an option but not calling them is one worth considering and I have no doubt I could handle this matter so thanks for the vote of confidence(sarcasm).

[kazzy]

Yea I would def head over there and let him know that you have nothing against him smoking weed but that he needs to start bringing it inside or find another way to smoke without you hearing his violent coughs and/or smelling his puke after a huge hit. Tell him to get a vaporizer! That it'll get him higher and won't make him cough like that... win win.

[Kluge]

Or make smoking in that particular place uncomfortable.. maybe by installing some powerfull lights.

This sounds like pretty reasonable balance between passive and active aggression. Cheap spotlight aimed at his smoking spot. Hear a cough, turn light on. No more cough, turn light off.

If he asks, tell him it's sound-activated to keep away burglars. He'll probably be too stoned to figure out why that's BS.

[mistress_magpie]

I think lights is probably the best idea, it also can genuinely increase safety.