Fuck! I may have cancer

[KonstantinosM]

Update: I'm okay! It was just a weird extremely painful lump inside my throat. That was 2013, it's 2020 now!

I may have cancer, I will know in a little less than 2 weeks. This is not the way I want to die, balled up in a hospital. I don't really want to talk to my friends and family about it until this proves to be cancer.

I'll know for sure this December 26.

And the countdown begins.

[dank]

You are healthy.

[KonstantinosM]

You are healthy.

Well, apart from the constant pain and the possible cancer, you could say that.

I guess it's time to take up meth-making to provide for my family.

Edit: Obviously I'm joking about the meth-cooking.

[dank]

http://phoenixtears.ca/

Concentrated cannabis cures cancer.

[dank]

Where do you think it is?

[KonstantinosM]

http://phoenixtears.ca/

Concentrated cannabis cures cancer.

I'll opt for surgery if possible. It's still very early to tell of course.

[KonstantinosM]

Where do you think it is?

Oral cancer, at the base of the tongue, I've had pain for a while but I don't remember exactly how long. There is a lump and a deformation on the top left base of the tongue. It's really far in but quite big.

Of course it might as well not be cancer.

[TiagoTiago]

Believing you'll be cured, and not going against doctors' recommendations, can increase the odds of a "miracle" happening. Modern medicine and faith that you will be cured, when put together, have been found to increase the odds of a person surviving way more than either one alone.


Also, do your best to keep both your body and mind healthy. Laugh, exercise, do puzzles, videogames, have fun with friends etc. Having a positive attitude about things, and making sure your body doesn't have to fix things other than your disease, also can help a lot.



And don't give up, even if the doctor says you're gonna die, there is still chance there will be a new discovery before you kick the bucket, and once in a while people live for many years past what the doctors expected.

[KonstantinosM]

Believing you'll be cured, and not going against doctors' recommendations, can increase the odds of a "miracle" happening. Modern medicine and faith that you will be cured, when put together, have been found to increase the odds of a person surviving way more than either one alone.


Also, do your best to keep both your body and mind healthy. Laugh, exercise, do puzzles, videogames, have fun with friends etc. Having a positive attitude about things, and making sure your body doesn't have to fix things other than your disease, also can help a lot.



And don't give up, even if the doctor says you're gonna die, there is still chance there will be a new discovery before you kick the bucket, and once in a while people live for many years past what the doctors expected.

Thanks for the uplifting stuff. I got to mention I have bipolar-disorder so it's a pretty tough life anyway, cancer may just be a little cherry-on-top.

I just hope I don't have it though. If I do I'll donate the majority of my bitcoins to cancer research (I don't have that many).

The possibility is a real downer but at least I'll know pretty soon. I got to get my affairs in order anyway. Tidy up my room and get rid of anything incriminating or useless in my possession.



The potential cancer site is pretty deep in. To get a proper look at it I had to dry my tongue with paper towels and pull it out. Luckily it seems to be mostly on one side of the tongue, which means I'll probably get to keep it(?)

[MsCollec]

I'm hoping it's not a cancer 

Well start making a bucket list

[beetcoin]

shit, sorry to hear.. hopefully things are alright. if it's cancer, go on a drug and hooker binge. might as well live it up. they say psychadelics may be a good way in coping with one's death.. so maybe you could try that if you haven't? better yet, go to an ahuyasca retreat in south america.

if it's the worst case scenario, then you should go sky diving or bungee jumping. why not? the cold fact is that you're going to die anyways, so if the bungee is loose or your parachute doesn't work, no biggie.

[traxx187]

i hope all goes well man! stay up  

[DrahogErusiel]

shit, sorry to hear.. hopefully things are alright. if it's cancer, go on a drug and hooker binge. might as well live it up. they say psychadelics may be a good way in coping with one's death.. so maybe you could try that if you haven't?

if it's the worst case scenario, then you should go sky diving or bungee jumping. why not? the cold fact is that you're going to die anyways, so if the bungee is loose or your parachute doesn't work, no biggie.

yes fine the DMT doctor. it may even cure you. (ecuador, Peru) and do some real research. If this is real and you need a guide I may be able to help.

[player3]

Cancer is a pain, but fortunately oral cancer has an excellent survival rate.

That being said, bucket list suggestions:

-Play through Tail of the Sun at least once
-Try fugu
-Master 'Careless Whisper' on saxophone
-Master the saxophone
-Roughly 2 parts strong spearmint snowcone, slightly melted: 2 parts cranberry juice: 1 part vodka.
(It's one of those WHY IS THIS GOOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE IT'S GREAT drinks)
-Chill with sloths

[BitcoinFr34k]

Good luck in the coming 2 weeks. Waiting for lab results sucks!

[beetcoin]

Cancer is a pain, but fortunately oral cancer has an excellent survival rate.

That being said, bucket list suggestions:

-Play through Tail of the Sun at least once
-Try fugu
-Master 'Careless Whisper' on saxophone
-Master the saxophone
-Roughly 2 parts strong spearmint snowcone, slightly melted: 2 parts cranberry juice: 1 part vodka.
(It's one of those WHY IS THIS GOOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE IT'S GREAT drinks)
-Chill with sloths

boring. i'd need something inspriing, like skydiving, bungee jumping, or an ahuyasca retreat. or maybe see the wonders of the world. at least travel through a continent. i'd travel somewhere unsafe and dangerous, like parts of south america.

[faiza1990]

best wishes for you hope all well for you in next 2 weeks take care

[KonstantinosM]

Thank you for your time here everyone. I can't believe there has been absolutely 0 trolling.

I'll come back to this thread when I find out if I have cancer conclusively.

[Sindelar1938]

All the best, hope it is just a false alarm

[jackjack]

Sorry to hear that bro, good luck...
Also, buy a dolphin