My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masturbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masturbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masturbation? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

[CoinGeneral]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=356398.0

[bacon]

Maybe he's trying to produce a mandragora?

[beetcoin]

whatever you do, just don't sit on his lap.

[Sophokles]

And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

This story seems strangely familiar...

[Sindelar1938]

Get stuck in yourself
Ecstasy loves company

[hilariousandco]

And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

Haha, very funny. Always appreciate parody  .

Oh, and it's masturbation   .

[ajax3592]

And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

Haha, very funny. Always appreciate parody  .

Oh, and it's masturbation   .

Lol isn't it the same text that you put up a month ago? Don't know what's cooking in Bruno's rotating head 

[elasticband]

And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

this was posted else where in the forum but with the subject being swag weed and bong hits int he garden

[hilariousandco]

And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masterbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masterbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masterbation? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

Haha, very funny. Always appreciate parody  .

Oh, and it's masturbation   .

Lol isn't it the same text that you put up a month ago? Don't know what's cooking in Bruno's rotating head 

Yeah, he's just parodied it by changing 'smoking weed' to 'masturbation' and the horrid 'smell' of it to 'cum' haha.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

How the fuck did I spell one of the keywords incorrectly? Nothing like plagiarizing via a parody, eh? Coincides with that plagiarized thread about not getting one's dick hard to fuck a drunk nurse.

~TMIBTCITW

[Speaker]

Lol'd pretty hard at this

[Ruzka]

At least he isn't smoking weed

[Phinnaeus Gage]

At least he isn't smoking weed

Caught him on camera.



On top of that, the guy's trying to take my gal away from me using my flowers.

[some1]

Please, help me!
My big boobs neighbour keeps making her pee  on my daffodils.
Oh God.

[Dafar]

And you know this because you watch him every time he jerks off, that's why you're so detailed with his masturbation routine and let me guess, you masturbate along with him too?


you're a disgusting scum

[bitmarket.io]

Just another snippet of Phinn's life.

I say you place a trap in the roses.

[mprep]

Just another snippet of Phinn's life.

I say you place a trap in the roses.

Place proximity shrapnel mines while you're at it.

[stonerdyke]

Ohh man that shit was funny! I was thinking something sounded familiar... Kudos!

[jackjack]

Please, help me!
My big boobs neighbour keeps making her pee  on my daffodils.
Oh God.

Looks like you have a special fetish
Hope it's allowed in your country