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Author Topic: [ANN] New Coin!! Inflation proof, stable market, can't fail. OneCoin [Joke]  (Read 1071 times)
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December 29, 2013, 11:56:00 PM
Last edit: December 30, 2013, 02:01:41 PM by Infern0
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Hey everyone, with all these new alt coins coming out each week I thought it was time to introduce my new coin: OneCoin.

Features:

Unbreakable Wallet: OneCoin uses multiple defensive measures to keep you safe, forget offline storage because it won't be needed.

SECURITY:

 OneCoin uses the following as wallet security: 1: 256 bit encryption, different hash for each wallet. 2: File key authentication 3: Windows User authentication 4:Facial Recognition 5:requires fingerprint scanner.

SIMPLICITY:

 Unlike other coins that go past many decimal places allowing you to spend a ever-changing currency in the fractions, one coin can only use single full digits, such as 1.

INFLATION PROOF:

 OneCoin is 100% inflation proof, and uses the following algorithm to determine how many coins are able to exist at one time: (12 + 5 = X ) (X - 16 ) X = 1. That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!.

SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED!

 Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed.



Comments, Feedback, etc.. are all welcomed! More to come!


***IMPORTANT EDIT***

Well, this joke seems to have backfired... It's come to my attention that OneCoin actually exists, and there really is only one coin lol.

https://cryptocointalk.com/topic/583-onecoin-onc-information/


My apologies to the creators of the real OneCoin, I had no idea this was an actual coin when I posted this thread as a joke...


*cough* yeah um, sorry about that...

*steps away from an awkward situation...*


**ADDITIONAL EDIT**

It seems this isn't as obvious a joke as I thought it was... So I put joke in the title to help cure confusion.



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December 29, 2013, 11:57:19 PM
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one does not simply make one coin
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December 29, 2013, 11:57:50 PM
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Buy 1 Coin for 1 BTC  Grin Grin

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December 29, 2013, 11:58:10 PM
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Stylish intro...

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December 29, 2013, 11:58:24 PM
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That's right, only one coin can ever exist! Making it 100% inflation proof forever!.

SMALLEST AMOUNT EVER PRE-MINED!

 Only a single coin was ever pre-mined to test the system, it works and is ready to be deployed.



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December 30, 2013, 12:02:02 AM
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How do you get one coin?
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December 30, 2013, 12:03:28 AM
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BTC 3 CONFIRMED

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December 30, 2013, 12:06:16 AM
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The One coin to rull them all.

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December 30, 2013, 01:47:33 PM
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Selling the only OneCoin ever to exist for a mere 200 BTC. Get it while it's cheap!

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December 30, 2013, 01:52:45 PM
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there is already a coin called onecoin but i like the name so i guess 2 of them can't hurt.

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