Confirmed Bad News Sources Thread - No FUD, Just Facts!!!1

[BitcoinAshley]

Fellow confirmers, there is a startling development in the world of uncomfirmed bad newses.

Some rumours are going around that BTCChina recently started allowing bank transfers again.

Obviously, this is incorrect. But as of yet, there are no confirmations! We need to immediately confirm that this is incorrect and therefore bad news so that price will continue to plummet.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1wipty/btc_china_enabling_direct_deposits/

Foreign language sources preferred. If it's in Chinese, we'll know it's from china and therefore a legitimate confirmation.

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[bitcoinlitcoinbtcltc]

Fellow confirmers, there is a startling development in the world of uncomfirmed bad newses.

Some rumours are going around that BTCChina recently started allowing bank transfers again.

Obviously, this is incorrect. But as of yet, there are no confirmations! We need to immediately confirm that this is incorrect and therefore bad news so that price will continue to plummet.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1wipty/btc_china_enabling_direct_deposits/

Foreign language sources preferred. If it's in Chinese, we'll know it's from china and therefore a legitimate confirmation.

I can confirm that this is not true.

Also; why would people deposit if they can't even withdraw?
Even if it is true, it's a last attempt/chance for BTC CHina to get some more money into their exchanges before they flee away LOl

[abacus]

I've been inspired by the work of Professor Williams, and in his glorious honor I propose we begin collaboration on bitcorn - the worlds first best cryptocurrency.  I don't know how to program, so I'll need help.

Plenty of experienced devs here -  one of them can write the kernel.

I'm already working on it!  I should be up and running in a few days.

Sorry proudhon, but why use Ruby?
If bitcorn has to be the world's first best cryptocurrency, shouldn't we also start writing the world's first best cryptocurrency programming language?

Corn++ sounds good...

[dgarcia]

Aöways SODL SHOTR Never HODL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my friend fonzie seems to be a german, too.

Alles fit, alter Troll? 

[piramida]

Confirmers, it's time we get serious about the development of a better cryptocurrency.  I've been inspired by the work of Professor Williams, and in his glorious honor I propose we begin collaboration on bitcorn - the worlds first best cryptocurrency.  I don't know how to program, so I'll need help.

would any transaction in bitcorn require a chain of forum confirmations and a chinese news source to be accepted?

[Satyre_Noir]

Bad news confirmed.

"Head of the #BitLicense hearing just said they would always choose crushing money laundering over allowing innovation"

[segeln]

Aöways SODL SHOTR Never HODL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my friend fonzie seems to be a german, too.
Alles fit, alter Troll? 

do you refer to this Aöways, supposing he is german?What about swiss,austrian ?

[dgarcia]

Aöways SODL SHOTR Never HODL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my friend fonzie seems to be a german, too.
Alles fit, alter Troll? 

do you refer to this Aöways, supposing he is german?What about swiss,austrian ?

This all belongs to Germany....

...even if they not yet know.

[trenton81]

The business insider confirms, that Bitcoin's Volatility Slows!

I deem this another argument for Bitcorn!

[Dalmar]

More bad news:

Mystery Briefcase exchange at the NY Bitcoin Hearings




Straight up James Bond tactics!

[Bobsurplus]

More bad news:

Mystery Briefcase exchange at the NY Bitcoin Hearings




Straight up James Bond tactics!

I believe CONFIRM that briefcase contained the 100K+ signatures needed to have Obama ponder the idea of kicking the beebs out of the states.

[Timetwister]

More bad news, this time from Russia!
Paleontologists from the russian acadamy of sciences have discovered disturbing facts.

As russian paleonologist Arju Kiddn states the extinction of dinosaurs was commonly linked to a meteor impact. However recent research is about to revise this view.
While there is no dispute among paleontologists that crypto-currencies presented the backbone of the prehistoric dinosaur economy recent evidence suggests this was actually the reason for their downfall.
As Arju Kiddn explains 95% of the dinosaur population died excactly at 14:05PM GMT on 45312097 BC. This is too precise a time to consider a meteor impact a valid explenation, the shockwaves and dust would have required more time cover the whole surface.
The obvious explanation? Mammals were able to steal all coins from the dinosaurs. Wether this is due to inherent flaw in the hashing function used by the dinosaurs or a sudden advance in quantum computing on the side of the mammals is up for dispute, but the result cannot be denied. With their private keys compromised the dinosaurs lost. Every single coin.


(a dinosaur realizing what had happened, mere moments before comming ritual suicide with a tapiju)

As Arju Kiddn explains this must have been a devastating experience for the proud dinosaurs, causing most of them to commit ritual suicide with a tapiju ("Tar pit jump", Editors note). The remaining dinosaurs lost their will to live and died out in the coming weeks.


(a typical stone wallet as used by dinosaurs for cold storage, alas it offered no protection once the private keys were compromised)

Still, one wonders. What happened to all the coins stolen from the dinosaurs. Arju Kiddn has the answer. He states that recent advances in DNA sequencing finally provided scientists with this last crucial part of the puzzle. "Lemmings!", Arju Kiddn grins as he makes this final undisputable point, "its so obvious when you think about it. After stealing all the coins from the dinosaurs the lemmings, or, more precisely, their ancient ancestors had the biggest party on the planet ever. This phase of uninterrupted drug abuse and partying caused permanent brain and genetic damage, causing huge parts of the population to jump of cliffs. The genetic damage was so large even modern world lemmings still exhibit this suicidal behavior!"


(Lemmings, suicidal behavior and green hair directly linked to major drug abuse more than 45M years ago)

Given these recent discoveries Arju Kiddn warns from the dangers inherent in crypto-currencies. "Crypto-currencies caused the extinction of dinosaurs. Who says we will fare any better if we repeat this mistake? Sure, we could exterminate all lemmings, but would that be safe? I hear the bees are pretty pissed because of all the electro smog we are producing ..."

Pure gold.

[cAPSLOCK]

I believe CONFIRM that briefcase contained the 100K+ signatures needed to have Obama ponder the idea of kicking the beebs out of the states.

Umm thread is for BAD news...

[Bobsurplus]

I believe CONFIRM that briefcase contained the 100K+ signatures needed to have Obama ponder the idea of kicking the beebs out of the states.

Umm thread is for BAD news...

That is bad news to me, I dont want him here in Canada, the Americans can have him.

[BitcoinBobbeh]

I believe CONFIRM that briefcase contained the 100K+ signatures needed to have Obama ponder the idea of kicking the beebs out of the states.

Umm thread is for BAD news...

That is bad news to me, I dont want him here in Canada, the Americans can have him.

Historically Cuba has been pretty good about this sort of thing.

Call 'em up.

[humanitee]

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chinese-new-year-bitcoin-ban-end-days-or-empty-threat-1434495

More CONFIRMED bad news. This thread just meta'd up.

[fonzie]

"This doomsday scenario was echoed by another used called 'Proudhon', who has contributed to the forum for three years. The user said bitcoin's fall from $1,200 to its current level of around $900 will "continue until bitcoins are worth $0."

Much of Proudhon's comments from "confirmed sources" have been dismissed by other forum users, but the sense of unknowing shared across the community is hard to ignore."[/size]


CONFIRMED

[RodeoX]

I say your all wrong. And I CONFIRM it! 

[fonzie]

ALL HATERS AND BULLS WILL CRY! SOON
It´s going to zero.

"The user said bitcoin's fall from $1,200 to its current level of around $900 will "continue until bitcoins are worth $0.""

[piramida]

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chinese-new-year-bitcoin-ban-end-days-or-empty-threat-1434495

More CONFIRMED bad news. This thread just meta'd up.

No fucking way. I mean I knew deep inside that journalists are dumber than your average bitcointalk trolls, but to get it CONFIRMED is a whole different matter