[ANN] UnicornHasher AS FEATURED ON THE COVER OF BUSINESS INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miaviator]

I am sorry but is this right?  i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later!  I have plugged in and all it does is moan.  Please help me my wife is a little concerned.

Our customer service is always here to help.

I see you've received one of the human hybrid prototype models for testing.

Please try replacing the standard Hay and Asic chip fuel with barley and hops, using a TI86 graphing calculator should get this unit up and hashing in no time!

[Thyatis]

I am sorry but is this right?  i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later!  I have plugged in and all it does is moan.  Please help me my wife is a little concerned.

Our customer service is always here to help.

I see you've received one of the human hybrid prototype models for testing.

Please try replacing the standard Hay and Asic chip fuel with barley and hops, using a TI86 graphing calculator should get this unit up and hashing in no time!

Boooooooooooooo yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that did it check my block chain https://blockchain.info/address/13NA7X1u18CgGa7RzTDyvuuoLJtLRvXgke

Solo mine for the win, btw my wife is now enjoying it much more, if anyone cared to know.

[The Avenger]

Stop smoking your unicorn and stop abusing pixies.

I will not let these pixie abuse allegations go unchallenged.

Both you and gnar1ta$ will be hearing from my lawyer.

If you keep it up, I will reveal more leaked production secrets about UnicornHasher and run it into the ground.

And we'll see Uranus come out on top, as it rightfully should.

[Thyatis]

am i in round 1 batch 1 ?

1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c

i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!

[miaviator]

am i in round 1 batch 1 ?

1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c

i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!

Confirmed the Baby Unicorn will ship Monday 1/13/2014.

Happy Hashing!

[CanaryInTheMine]

As the official unicorn escrow service here for this honest company I'm delighted to report that they are legit...
Why are they legit? well, because the company just PMed me a transaction id of a refund that someone requested and received.
I think this makes them legit, right?

Now, granted, since transactions are public, I really do not have a clue if this is a real refund or not, but the fact they they PMed me a transaction id to witness a refund speaks volumes about the legitimacy of this unicorn factory and their solid business reputation as a result... I mean just because the ledger is public, how could they have known which transaction if to pick since the amount seems to be correct.
Cudos!!!! to the unicorn!!

[drukoz]

how many PH/s per baby unicorn ? reserved 420 IM GONA BE RICH

[ninjaboon]

*take my money*
forgot where that pic is...

[sebdude420]

can we auction the prototype photos at least?

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

I am a dissatisfied customer for these reasons:

1.  No miner protection program.
2.  Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3.  I am not rich yet.
4.  No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.

As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.

[miaviator]

can we auction the prototype photos at least?

The Baby Unicorn?

They are for sale.  Thyatis will be receiving the first Baby Unicorn this week and posting unboxing photos.   

[gnar1ta$]

how many PH/s per baby unicorn ? reserved 420 IM GONA BE RICH

There seems to be some confusion here.  The Unicorn hashers are pre-order - they will make you extremely rich in 10 nano seconds.  The Baby Unicorns are prototypes and will be sold as stock is available.  They will mine per the specs in the OP.

JUST ANNOUNCED: Baby Unicorn Hasher, In stock and ready to ship! Limited Quantities available!  Look at my feedback and posts I am not a scammer, I guarantee the Baby Unicorn Hasher will ship next week and will produce the same or more BTC than my BFL/KnC/HashFast orders COMBINED produced in the first 30 days after payment!!!!!!!   GUARANTEE!!!!

[miaviator]

I am a dissatisfied customer for these reasons:

1.  No miner protection program.
2.  Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3.  I am not rich yet.
4.  No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.

As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.

1. I can assure you we will release details of our MPS - Miner Protection Service.  The details have not been worked out at this time though we will post an update as we get closer to accepting pre-orders.  Most likely we will absolutely positively 100% in writing guarantee that if we fail to deliver or delay in delivery we will increase your purchased hashpower by up to a really really meaningless number once you actually receive anything at all.  AS IS STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE!
2. I welcome HashFast_CL and BFL Josh to join in and call you names!  At some point I hope to hire on BFL for their ASIC consulting services and HashFast for their forum customer support.
3. Please see gnar1ta$ answer above.
4. You have not dug deep enough yet and we have not officially announced (Stolen/Created/Borrowed) our (Very Real, Not FAKE) LinkedIn and twitter profiles yet. 

Your seven prototype units should have arrived just before you thought about ordering them as is standard practice for our pre-cognitive sales and shipping teams.

Thank You,
UnicornHasher

[gnar1ta$]

I'll just leave this here.  Professional conduct as expected from the mods... And you are well aware you can move it gmaxwell, I didn't say you did move it.

This is a product sale and should not be in off topic.  Just because it makes fun of your advertisers doesn't mean it should be buried.  If not custom hardware then it should be in the computer hardware sales board at least.

I didn't touch it, but geesk like I give an everlasting fuck about a single one of those scumbags? Please. But hey go ahead, continue to insult my integrity— freeking great way to enamor me to your humor.

[miaviator]

Or twitter @UnicornHasher is starting to get noticed.  The website still hasn't gone live (PM me if you are a decent web developer who works for BTC or pixie dust) 

We can't wait to see the unboxing photos from Tyatis of the first Baby Unicorn Asic in the wild!!!

[miaviator]

The Unicorn has been spotted in a competitors thread!  Quoted Here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=414813.0

[miaviator]

Another Unicorn Sighting: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=414799.0

[Thyatis]

I have received my baby unicorn; it has been hashing perfect for over a hour now !

[miaviator]

Don't be fooled by the competition:

The Baby UnicornHahser™ will outperform **Redacted** devices based on bitcoins produced within 30 days of payment every time!

The Live UnicornHahser™ will be the first ASIC to achieve 1 PaH (Pet-A-Hash) per device!

[Bicknellski]

Scam.



No such things as baby unicorns... they are baby oryx.