The best one of the market and the one who will rule is AML Bitcoin (ABTC). They are working hard and getting pattents approved to achieve everything. This is why I think they will be the next Bitcoin.
You have more fun and comedy sense I believe. How do you expect the unknown crypto currency to reach the market well and good. There is not even 1 percentage possibility to grow near to bitcoin. There are some cryptocurrencies higher than ethereum in the market but rank and supply wise they are not in the top rank so far.
You may suggest those kind of project also, we may take in consideration. Next to bitcoin, ethereum is the only coin we can accept it have potential to increase in that level. Others zero.