Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[LoyceV]

Free tip about how I do it: I read something funny, laugh, and move on even though I wanted to write something.

So you're saying this topic can be locked?

[acroman08]

holy shit! it is that time of the year again where Satoshi Nakamoto wannabes are visiting the forum!?

anyway, this guy has been appointed by Satoshi to be THE Satoshi Nakamoto, you guys should visit his youtube account if you want to learn from someone appointed by Satoshi himself.

Hello Bitcoin Lovers,

I am revealing this today I've been named by Satoshi to be the Satoshi Nakamoto,  I've done mining since block 60000 and all my mining was done in my Pc with Graphics card and the Pool I used for mining was solo.ckpool.org
I was introduced to bitcoin by Satoshi himself. And I would like this forum moderators to reconfirm this truth . The only way is the last comment if you're not convinced I'm sorry. from Satoshi profiles last login location If you are able to verify and current location I'm posting this comment will match.
My long lost Friend where are you Nakamoto is waiting for your return. Please reply if your seeing this Ni now. 🙏 I've posted a video on YouTube under cosatoshi channel too. Looking forward to here from you soon

[Learn Bitcoin]

So you're saying this topic can be locked?

Not at all. I was kidding.

[Majestic-milf]

  In this forum I have corrected many people and I have not called any a shitpost because calling someone named is not part of me. And they are two things everyone in this forum do and I believed that is one of the objective of creating this forum.

Naturally I would have walked past this since I wasn't actively affected but I just have to call you out on this. Dude, you've been known to "attack" posters in the past who you felt didn't meet 'your standard' of how posts should look like and while you thought you was sanitizing the place, ensuring no newbie broke the rules, you forgot you are also human who isn't above making any mistakes and went on to shit post. I remember a particular post of yours where @Icopress had to wonder how you got to the level you were if you thrived on posting gibberish..

Bullying someone is not part of me. Even one of the quote you dropped here, he made a shitpost but I over looked it because I believed nobody above mistake. We misunderstand each other concepts and ideas. By the way this should not make me to write a bogus write up to create drama.

Hehehehe , I think these users @Obari, @Stable and @Sexlizzy amongst many others would think differently. Don't start playing the victim card cause you got called out, bruh.
 

[BlackBoss_]

It's too broken in language and many meaningless words.

With the current economic realities on ground it is suicidal for anyone to still depend on salary for survival as the monthly expenditure of the average individual is far above the monthly income of the ordinary citizen's
 With the economic problems of the world we find our self today waiting for a monthly salary is like you shortly your life Spam by two as you will continue to be a slave to your salary and work.
Off recent I have come to the realization that self reliance and acquiring a skill that will fetch you Money at every given point in time is the best and should be encouraged over going to work where you will be paid peanut at the end of the month.
In conclusion I am of the view that working for an organization for salary which is not up to half of your productivity in the month is like you giving yourself for slavery and to me is one of the ways the modern world as modernized slavery to be.

[Alone055]

It's too broken in language and many meaningless words.

With the current economic realities on ground it is suicidal for anyone to still depend on salary for survival as the monthly expenditure of the average individual is far above the monthly income of the ordinary citizen's
 With the economic problems of the world we find our self today waiting for a monthly salary is like you shortly your life Spam by two as you will continue to be a slave to your salary and work.
Off recent I have come to the realization that self reliance and acquiring a skill that will fetch you Money at every given point in time is the best and should be encouraged over going to work where you will be paid peanut at the end of the month.
In conclusion I am of the view that working for an organization for salary which is not up to half of your productivity in the month is like you giving yourself for slavery and to me is one of the ways the modern world as modernized slavery to be.

Much better than users posting AI-generated content all around the forum with perfect grammar and no mistakes because it's at least original, and in my opinion, it's not a shit post because it makes sense. His sentences might not be perfect and he might have a lot of mistakes, but his post is understandable. So I don't find that to be a shit post.

No offense, it's just my opinion.

[nutildah]

Getting ready to write a special post for this guy:

Bitcoin is major project in the space, I tried as much as possible to avoid this network when it comes to fees, always preparing for the worst scenario in the system. What are we after in the crypto space? We're after our portfolios growing bigger as the bull and bear season passes by. We care less about the fees although it's ought to be take into consideration. Personally I always go for cheaper fees because that's the main thing target that reduce cost entirely. On the other hand, Crypto is complex to understand and dealing with comes with a whole set of basis. The space will not stop for anything, we having more vastly increased numbers when it comes to this projects and fees.

And then this post got 7 merits, lol:

If you have come here,the next thing you need to do is to look out for where the rules of this community is ,and try to abide by them.There are several times that govern this forum,those rules are what regulates your activities in the forum here,and if you must continue to exist in this forum,you must keep to those rules and regulations because failure to to do that,you will be eliminated from the forum without remouse.
No plagiarism
No spamming
Are the two most important words that are there among others ,so you must try to abide by them.

[Alone055]

And then this post got 7 merits, lol:

If you have come here,the next thing you need to do is to look out for where the rules of this community is ,and try to abide by them.There are several times that govern this forum,those rules are what regulates your activities in the forum here,and if you must continue to exist in this forum,you must keep to those rules and regulations because failure to to do that,you will be eliminated from the forum without remouse.
No plagiarism
No spamming
Are the two most important words that are there among others ,so you must try to abide by them.

Of course, these are all posts that make a lot of sense and deserve merits, there is nothing suspicious in this:

Post 1:



Post 2:



And of course, in this instance, he makes way more sense than me which is why he got some merits but I didn't. The readers and merit senders were probably avoiding all other posts and looking at that particular post at that moment:



If someone argues that all these posts are actually merit-worthy, I'm going to start a protest for not getting enough Merits for all my posts because I'm pretty sure every single post of mine has more quality than this.  



Note: I'm not trying to complain or anything involving myself. My only intention is to demonstrate that the merits were not given based on the quality or constructiveness of the posts. So please don't misinterpret this even if you wish to.