Little bit of context for those who are not regulars in the gambling board: Cro2 are 2 Croatian forum members (and managers) that are hosting various pools, and hero of our story Ocham (an obvious shitposter) stumbled upon one such thread, confused them for a tennis player/tennis team and left this gem.

In order to avoid any potential drama, I just need Milan to either win or lose tonight, or France to win by margin that Iceland won’t be able to match tomorrow…
Heads up guys, you all should brace yourself, tennis season is back upon us and I’m very sure cro2 won’t miss an opportunity to chip in or two questions in for the next round.
Yes, you’re absolutely right, brother. Cro2 play very good tennis. I’m genuinely impressed watching them play.