Offer For Chinese Students

[genjix]

When you make new jokes can you enter them into the 2 boxes called caption here:
http://memegenerator.net/Chinese-Man/ImageMacro/6236206/Long-long-agoan-banana-walked-through-an-desert-The-weather-was-so-hot-that-he-taken-off-his-clothes

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If you do then I will give you 3 BTC. Put the link here.

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[July]

nefario, why do they all have the same bitcoin address?

Because we are the members of a group,we are college students.Now we need earn bitcoin to acquire school grades.So thank you for your support. We will try harder to find interesting jokes.

[genjix]

[July]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6236206/Long-long-agoan-banana-walked-through-an-desert-The-weather-was-so-hot-that-he-taken-off-his-clothes.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Chinese-Man

When you make new jokes can you enter them into the 2 boxes called caption here:
http://memegenerator.net/Chinese-Man/ImageMacro/6236206/Long-long-agoan-banana-walked-through-an-desert-The-weather-was-so-hot-that-he-taken-off-his-clothes

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If you do then I will give you 3 BTC. Put the link here.

OK.thank you for your support.We will do it.

[Nefario]

Doesnt make sense.

[Anonymous]

Xiao Li  always put the loud fart in the office, the colleague cannot bear  and  said that you could not make noise. Then he sees the Li to sit shakes back and forth in there shakes not to stop, asked  Li what are you doing?Li replied my furnishing vibration!
 my address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

Its better when you fart in an elevator just before you leave and no one else can escape....

Who doesn't love a good fart joke btw ? lol

[July]

http://memegenerator.net/Victory-Baby/ImageMacro/6236580/One-day-I-say-to-you-you-are-a-pig-you-say-I-am-a-pig-just-strange-So-I-began-to-call-your-pig-just-
    I just put the website-link in here ,right?
    My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

[da2ce7]

http://memegenerator.net/Victory-Baby/ImageMacro/6236580/One-day-I-say-to-you-you-are-a-pig-you-say-I-am-a-pig-just-strange-So-I-began-to-call-your-pig-just-
    I just put the website-link in here ,right?
    My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

That doesn't make scene.

[outing]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6236580/One-day-I-say-to-you-you-are-a-pig-you-say-I-am-a-pig-just-strange-So-I-began-to-call-your-pig-just-.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Victory-Baby

[CCCMikey]

We need upvote / downvote buttons

[ziya]

One day, some three people (A, B, C) wander about destitute the desert island, they meet one to eat human's monster! The monster wants them to pick ten fruits to in the island on forest.The first person picked ten apples to come back, the monster wanted him to eat completely, and in the process which ate couid not stop, also could not make the sound.Finally A ate eight apples，but he really could not to be able to eat up, therefore he was eaten by the monster.B pick ten strawberries, but when he ate the tenth time,he smiled suddenly. so he was eaten.B arrived the hell to meet A, A  asked him: “Why are you eaten ? Your duty is very simple?”B put on a long face said that,“Because I saw C has picked ten big watermelons.”

[July]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6240694/Matchstick-suddenly-feel-head-are-itchy-he-stretched-out-his-hand-and-scratched-his-head-but-finally.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Feels-Bad-Man-Frog

     http://memegenerator.net/Feels-Bad-Man-Frog/ImageMacro/6240694/Matchstick-suddenly-feel-head-are-itchy-he-stretched-out-his-hand-and-scratched-his-head-but-finally
     my address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29.

[dacoinminster]

I couldn't understand half the jokes, but I sent 0.5 BTC, just because I had fun trying to figure them out.

Interesting that two of the jokes involved an object harming itself due to an inherent property of that object. For instance, a banana slipping on its own skin, and a match burning itself when it scratched its head. I wonder if that is a regular feature of Chinese humor.

[July]

you are right .it's an kind of chinese joke.we called it "cold‘ jokes.Most of time ,you can't understand them immediately.but when you get it,you will brust to laugh.it's chinese humor.

[July]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6242288/I-could-no-longer-endure-the-room-how-always-leakingThe-tenant-said-to-the-landlord-The-landlord-sai.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Justin-Beiber
    http://memegenerator.net/Justin-Beiber/ImageMacro/6242288/I-could-no-longer-endure-the-room-how-always-leakingThe-tenant-said-to-the-landlord-The-landlord-sai
     my addess is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

[jimbobway]

Once, a very rich foreigners came to China, opened companies, monthly wage a thousand dollars(people who can speak english).A Chinese hurriedly back to learn English. One night, he learned four words: 1. Yes! 2. No! 3. Thank you! 4. Goodbye! The next day, the Chinese came to apply for the job and success. A month later ,one afternoon everyone come off work, the Chinese people also is sweeping the floor. The boss saw him also sweeping the floor and sweeps clean, he asked: "Did you do it lonely?" "Yes!" "Really?" "Yes!" "This is for you 100 yuan tip" "yes!" The next day, a Chinese are sweeping the floor, the boss said: "And you are sweeping the floor today?"Yes!" The boss said: "Have you seen my gold and silver watch?" "Yes!" The boss said" Back to me!" "No!" "Don't back to me I'll call the police!" "Thanky ou!" "You want to do five years of prison! Five years!" "Oh! Goodbye!" Foreigners there and then faint!!!

My bitcoin address is "15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29" Thank you!

I did not even smile.  .01 BTC for trying.

[jimbobway]

Long long ago,an banana walked through an desert .The weather was so hot that he taken off his clothes.But suddenly,he slipped down .Why?because he was slipped by his banana skin.HAHA
  My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29.thank you!

I got a smile .05 BTC

[jimbobway]

     http://memegenerator.net/Feels-Bad-Man-Frog/ImageMacro/6240694/Matchstick-suddenly-feel-head-are-itchy-he-stretched-out-his-hand-and-scratched-his-head-but-finally
     my address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29.

Laughing smirk.  .15 BTC  The frog face did it for me.  :-)

[jimbobway]

you are right .it's an kind of chinese joke.we called it "cold‘ jokes.Most of time ,you can't understand them immediately.but when you get it,you will brust to laugh.it's chinese humor.

Thanks for this explanation.  Asian jokes tend to play with words.

[kiba]

you are right .it's an kind of chinese joke.we called it "cold‘ jokes.Most of time ,you can't understand them immediately.but when you get it,you will brust to laugh.it's chinese humor.

Here's how I would write English:

You are right, it's a kind of Chinese joke. We called it "cold" jokes. Most of the time, you can't understand them immediately. However, when you get it, you will burst into laughter. It's Chinese humor.