Offer For Chinese Students

[jimbobway]

Make me laugh.  I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor.  If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you.  If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you.  I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com.  Thank you.

Here is what I will pay:

If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC

If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread.  If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to:

bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.com

I may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh.  I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time.  Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.

 If you laugh ,contact with me !   Thank you ~


my adress is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V

I appreciated the 3d work.  .01 BTC for you.

[jimbobway]

My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

Sorry, I did not laugh.  Maybe if I was a girly girl I would laugh, but I am a manly man.

[jimbobway]

Hope you burst laugh!So funny man.
my address is15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

I smiled at your comment.  So funny man.  .05 for you.

[jimbobway]

     
    Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors.
    "If automotive technology had kept pace weith computer tecnology over the past few decades ,"boasts gates ."you would  now be driving a A-32 instead of a V-8,and it would have a top speed of 10000 miles per hour ,or you could have an economy  car that weigh 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas .in either case ,the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
    "sure."says the GM chairman ."but would you  really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day ?"
   haha~~~~my address is   1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V    ,If I do bad, next time I'll continue to work hard!

I did not laugh.  The poor grammar and punctuation is getting old for me.

[jimbobway]

There is a paratrooper in his first jump, because of fear may not find land to the place and his teammates, his body wrapped in a lot of light bulb, he eventually landed a farmer's yard, the yard with a woman, he asked the woman: "Here is where?" after the frightened old woman saw him in the corner and says: "Earth."
My bitcoin address is 1CbL5fZnV9gEtJBj5ufEV58myHnF6no7fe.
Thanks.

This is the most confusing joke I have read here.  0 BTC.

[jimbobway]

Once upon a time jimbobway was sick and tired of all the "sample wonderful Chinese culture" posts in the marketplace. He has considered how much it would cost to hire moderators to clean it up and than came up with much more cunning and more cost efficient plan.

The plan is to give 40 BTC or so ( apparently there are 8 BTC each group needs) to get them over with this for one year. Unfortunately, just giving money for them to shut up  would be too much like a "Dutch tax" so he came up with great idea to get jokes translated to English (or copy pasted from some joke site) so that at least he can part with his money with a smile.

Lateral thinking indeed! Thank You Jimbobway.

If you like this as a joke (even though it is not) please fill free to pay extra "joke fee" to the best Chinese ''joker"  in this thread.

LOL, to bad you are not a Chinese student.  I would give you 1 BTC.

[Anonymous]

If any Chinese students happen to have a niche for photoshop or 3D design, email me or pm me.

[outing]

If any Chinese students happen to have a niche for photoshop or 3D design, email me or pm me.

please  give me your Email adress ! thank you so much !

[outing]

If any Chinese students happen to have a niche for photoshop or 3D design, email me or pm me.

please  give me your Email adress ! thank you so much !

[200901001023]

 Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

 

[200901001023]

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

the cat watched the mice. 　　

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

was so terrified that it ran for it's life. 　　

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

understand the value of a second language?"

[bitcoinex]

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

the cat watched the mice. 　　

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

was so terrified that it ran for it's life. 　　

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

understand the value of a second language?"

Your bitcoin address?

0.15 BTC sended to 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V and 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

[200901001023]

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

the cat watched the mice. 　　

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

was so terrified that it ran for it's life. 　　

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

understand the value of a second language?"

Your bitcoin address?

0.15 BTC sended to 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V and 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

sorry my address is 1L1Kh8zYBFnKRYog6LeDjRcB4wZex8oWBv  thank you

[200901001023]

1L1Kh8zYBFnKRYog6LeDjRcB4wZex8oWBv

[200901001023]

Cute puppy, do you like? My address: 1L1Kh8zYBFnKRYog6LeDjRcB4wZex8oWBv
 

[bitcoinex]

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

the cat watched the mice. 　　

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

was so terrified that it ran for it's life. 　　

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

understand the value of a second language?"

Your bitcoin address?

0.15 BTC sended to 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V and 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

sorry my address is 1L1Kh8zYBFnKRYog6LeDjRcB4wZex8oWBv  thank you

Done

[jelimy]

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haha~~~
my address is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V

[Fanny]

Oh,I did something wrong again.
http://www.haha365.com/uploadfile/2011/0305/20110305104457744.jpg

guard against theft
http://www.haha365.com/uploadfile/2011/0320/20110320103855842.jpg
My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29   Thank you~

[Fanny]

A big barrel of noodle is affordable ,the real to a barrel"To a barrel "is a brand of instant noodles in China.

http://www.haha365.com/uploadfile/2011/0119/20110119101058689.jpg
My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29   Thank you~

[Fanny]

Perfect coincidence
http://www.haha365.com/uploadfile/2010/0819/20100819100830137.jpg

My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29