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March 21, 2011, 03:17:57 AM
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I'll give 0.10 BTC for each one above that i liked and hadn't seen before...

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March 21, 2011, 03:18:12 AM
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Improved:
One day, I said to you, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig? Just strange." So I began to call you "pig just strange." Finally, one day you could not help but announce loudly to everyone, "I'm not a pig! Just strange!"

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March 21, 2011, 03:18:22 AM
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A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out of water, they'd chuck me in."
You laugh? Ha ha ha ha!
My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

Already good english, except you should add "the" before "water."

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March 21, 2011, 03:18:31 AM
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There is a paratrooper in his first jump, because of fear may not find land to the place and his teammates, his body wrapped in a lot of light bulb, he eventually landed a farmer's yard, the yard with a woman, he asked the woman: "Here is where?" after the frightened old woman saw him in the corner and says: "Earth."
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A paratrooper was doing his first jump. Because he was afraid his teammates would not find his landing place, he wrapped his body in lots of light bulbs. He eventually landed in a farmer's yard, where there was a woman. He asked the woman, "Where is here?" The frightened old woman saw him in the corner of the yard, and said "Earth."

(She must have thought he was an alien because of the lights!)

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March 21, 2011, 03:18:37 AM
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Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

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March 21, 2011, 03:18:45 AM
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Perfect coincidence


My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

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March 21, 2011, 12:12:07 PM
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http://gaoxiao.jokeji.cn/UpFilesnew/2011/3/7/201137192948625.jpg
         Studies should be resting his chin like enough
my address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29 ,thank you !
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March 21, 2011, 01:18:57 PM
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Китайцы продают Челябинск?! Smiley

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March 22, 2011, 05:01:34 AM
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teacher:Larry,if you want to talk I will have to send you to the headteachers office.
student:Oh,does the headteacher want to someone to talk to ?

my address is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V   
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March 22, 2011, 05:02:37 AM
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I'll give 0.10 BTC for each one above that i liked and hadn't seen before...
teacher:Larry,if you want to talk I will have to send you to the headteachers office.
student:Oh,does the headteacher want to someone to talk to ?

my address is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V   
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March 22, 2011, 05:09:15 AM
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Pamela  met her friend wendy.Wendy asked how her father was.
"he is moaning about hie operation,"Pamela said.
"Ithought you told me that the was painles,"said Wendy.
"It was until the hospital's bill are arrived,"Pamela  explained.

my address is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V
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March 22, 2011, 02:34:43 PM
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Son: "If I get the fisrt in this text , what will you do?
Father: "That I'm really happy to die! "
Son: "Dad, do not worry, I will not let you die! "


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March 22, 2011, 02:40:48 PM
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Do not care
 

Daughter father said: "Dad, I can tell you that one?"
Dad said: "Yes, of course. "
Daughter said to the father quietly: "Daddy, I think my mother would not take care of children. "
Dad was surprised asked: "how do you know. "
Daughter said: "Every time I have not trapped when her mother insisted I go to bed. Every time when I was very sleepy and not want me to call up. "

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March 22, 2011, 02:44:47 PM
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Went to the United States, only to mom bought a pair of nike, did not give Dad buy.
 Dad not happy, my mother directly, said: "Let tomorrow take to the streets, to your father a pair of Li Ning, and it also has a hook, with the same。“

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March 22, 2011, 02:47:18 PM
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One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside.
 Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: "Why you son of ... ... ... ... are on fire is not out ... ... "
 Son replied: "I wear socks ah! "
 Mom said: "What are the fire and you still wear socks? "
 Five minutes later, his son has not come out ... ...
 Mom and tense shouting: "Son, you in the end doing? come out ~ all on fire, but also to stay there ... ... "
 Son said: "I ah socks off! "

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March 26, 2011, 05:05:04 AM
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  A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a  man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility  ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!   Cheesy
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March 26, 2011, 05:39:12 AM
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                             A LAUGHING  FUNERAL
A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility  ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
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March 26, 2011, 06:01:40 AM
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                       A LAUGHING FUNERAL
A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility  ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
    my BITC:https://www.my.bitcoin.com/login/sign-in.php
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March 26, 2011, 06:13:50 AM
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                           A LAUGING FUNERAL
A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility  ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
 my BITC:https://www.mybitcoin.com/login/sign-in.php
 Thanks a lot!
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March 26, 2011, 07:09:59 AM
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C:\Documents and Settings\tsg\桌面\喷气式飞行.jpg
 
 Have you seen a dog which has a lovery wing?yeah,a great  dog!!

 C:\Documents and Settings\tsg\桌面\guy and dog.jpg
     Oh!my god,it is so fantastic! I can not believe it!
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