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March 17, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
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Make me laugh.  I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor.  If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you.  If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you.  I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com.  Thank you.

Here is what I will pay:

If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC

If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread.  If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to:

bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.com

I may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh.  I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time.  Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.

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March 17, 2011, 04:40:46 PM
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He will pay.

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March 18, 2011, 07:44:28 AM
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I    don't  konw   why  do  you   say   this  ,   but    i  think   you   are  a  humur  people  !  so ,now    please   find   a   mirror   while    look   at  the  mirror    and   say  :how   handsome   !
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March 18, 2011, 07:47:47 AM
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haha ok so i lost. i burst out laughing at how bad that joke was... where's the address?
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March 18, 2011, 07:51:55 AM
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The following post, "Offer For Chinese Students" by jimbobway has been reported by erick on a board you moderate:

http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4570.msg66914#msg66914

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I will want to try ,,,do u give me a chance,

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March 18, 2011, 07:55:48 AM
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cool Cheesy tough assignment. School isn't meant to be easy! bahahaha

I love seeing them all come up with ideas to make bitcoins. It's awesome.
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March 18, 2011, 07:58:43 AM
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Once, a very rich foreigners came to China, opened companies, monthly wage a thousand dollars(people who can speak english).A Chinese hurriedly back to learn English. One night, he learned four words: 1. Yes! 2. No! 3. Thank you! 4. Goodbye! The next day, the Chinese came to apply for the job and success. A month later ,one afternoon everyone come off work, the Chinese people also is sweeping the floor. The boss saw him also sweeping the floor and sweeps clean, he asked: "Did you do it lonely?" "Yes!" "Really?" "Yes!" "This is for you 100 yuan tip" "yes!" The next day, a Chinese are sweeping the floor, the boss said: "And you are sweeping the floor today?"Yes!" The boss said: "Have you seen my gold and silver watch?" "Yes!" The boss said" Back to me!" "No!" "Don't back to me I'll call the police!" "Thanky ou!" "You want to do five years of prison! Five years!" "Oh! Goodbye!" Foreigners there and then faint!!!
My bitcoin address is "15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29" Thank you!
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March 18, 2011, 08:04:14 AM
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I    don't  konw   why  do  you   say   this  ,   but    i  think   you   are  a  humur  people  !  so ,now    please   find   a   mirror   while    look   at  the  mirror    and   say  :how   handsome   !
hahaha ,you are smark~~
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March 18, 2011, 08:06:09 AM
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Cheesy so much fun
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March 18, 2011, 08:14:57 AM
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i will want to try,if you are be serious。
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March 18, 2011, 08:28:22 AM
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haha ok so i lost. i burst out laughing at how bad that joke was... where's the address?
  My  address   is    15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29
Thank   you   very   much   !  That's  very  kind   of   you   !
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March 18, 2011, 08:46:27 AM
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Humour is a winning business. Everybody needs to laugh.
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March 18, 2011, 09:28:45 AM
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Long long ago,an banana walked through an desert .The weather was so hot that he taken off his clothes.But suddenly,he slipped down .Why?because he was slipped by his banana skin.HAHA
  My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29.thank you!

payment sent.  keep em coming
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March 18, 2011, 09:39:09 AM
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Long long ago,an banana walked through an desert .The weather was so hot that he taken off his clothes.But suddenly,he slipped down .Why?because he was slipped by his banana skin.HAHA
  My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29.thank you!
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March 18, 2011, 09:50:54 AM
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The soldier asks company commander: When combat how steps on to manage to the land mine? Company commander is greatly annoyed:  how can manage? Stepped on goes bad has compensated according to the set price.
my address  is   15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29
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March 18, 2011, 09:57:27 AM
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 The giraffe married has given the monkey, one year later the giraffe proposed the divorce: I have not wanted the day which again this plants leaps up jumps! The monkey is angry: To leaves! Who sees has kissed must crawl the tree!
my address is   15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29
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March 18, 2011, 10:09:19 AM
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Guys, you need to work harder on the translation, the jokes dont make sense.

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March 18, 2011, 10:10:33 AM
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nefario, why do they all have the same bitcoin address?
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March 18, 2011, 10:11:04 AM
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Guys, you need to work harder on the translation, the jokes dont make sense.

But that's the best part!! :DD
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March 18, 2011, 10:12:08 AM
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 Xiao Li  always put the loud fart in the office, the colleague cannot bear  and  said that you could not make noise. Then he sees the Li to sit shakes back and forth in there shakes not to stop, asked  Li what are you doing?Li replied my furnishing vibration!
 my address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29
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