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October 29, 2014, 07:14:45 AM |
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Bahahaha, yes well it's probably closer to the truth than we realise. Zum is probably the alter ego of that guy Darian that was scamming people with magic supplies all those eons ago.
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iCEBREAKER
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October 29, 2014, 07:41:15 AM |
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here you go..
As Kenny slumbers in the MSD “boiler room” and Agent Hagerty and his dame go out on the town, visions are dancing in his head. Not visions of Sugar Plum Fairies mind you, similar but different. What dances in Kenny’s head are visions of Sugar Bum-Chums, a certain bum chum in particular, to be exact, and distant memories of the long past afternoons spent in each other’s loving embrace. Ahhhhh, Kenny was almost feeling warm and safe, lost in his dreaming of Zum Zero’s warm salty kisses. When he had met him, Zum was still doing the rounds, selling himself to anyone with 20 pesos or simply giving it away in the lowest dirtiest toilets in Tijuana. He looked so pathetic, kneeling there beside the urinals, with his moustache dripping like a glazed donut and clutching at the trousers of the cripples and madmen who filtered through. Kenny instantly fell in love, right then and there. He pulled the wasted human ashtray to his feet and slapped his face sending blobs of smegma in all directions and knocking zum out of his priapic stupor just long enough to tell him straight up; ”Boy, I want you! I want your body! Come away from here, with me. I’m here to save you, son.” Zumzero can’t believe it. All his life he had been nothing but a toilet boy, a sub-bottom who existed in filth and lived only to be stepped on and spat on and have cigarettes put out on his naked chest. He never even let himself dream that there could be more, but now this. Sure the guy was old, and his breath smelled like Lysol, and he was morbidly obese, and bald, and “not much” down there. And, Oh yeah, the chronic flatulence…but, of course, zum kinda dug that actually. He liked to get right in there and sniff it all in, bury his face in those pale, sweaty ass cheeks and just feast on Kenny’s hot blasts of retched gas. True love and a match made in heaven. They got a cheap room and didn’t emerge for days, just lying around in each other’s arms, lovingly feeding each other, Ken feeding zum Jaffa Cakes and Marmite, zum feeding Kenny 151% corn liquor and pickled eggs. Bliss. But soon enough reality began to creep back in “I can’t stay here forever my love” Kenny explained to zumzero, “ I told everybody I was in California doing some kinda technology dealie…I have to return to Missouri sometime…they’ll get suspicious.” “I don’t understand,” says zum, “are you an engineer? Is it some sort of IT thing?” “I couldn’t tell you if I knew my little Zummy-Wummy, the whole thing is a mystery to me…it has something to do with internet and math n stuff, at least that’s what I think it is…” Ken looks off into the middle distance and sighs…”look, its like this; I say all this random bullshit online and there are people out there who are stupid enough to give me money.” “What?” Zum ejaculated, “Real money?” “No” Kenny replied, wiping the ejaculate from his forehead, “bitcoin money, but my nephew says its ok and he buys them from me for 5 cents a piece! HA! I’m really a rich guy, you know, I’ve made over 27 dollars doing this, and The Man is none the wiser.” A police siren sounded outside and a pack of viscous dogs went wild taking the edge off the romantic mood in this skid row flop-house room and replacing it with a vague sense of dread for a moment. “That sounds really keen, Daddy” says Zum, spellbound by this immense shit-pile of a man and his fantastical tales of riches and gold. Easy money! “and I think I know a way I can help…”
Change Tijuana to Glasgow then add more iNTELLiHASH, and you've got another winner!
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st4nl3y
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October 29, 2014, 07:51:28 AM |
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This is so good. You should write comedy novels gog
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lobbes
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October 31, 2014, 02:44:52 PM |
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Woah, this thread is still active? I guess you could say it's... ActiveWhining™
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hazryder
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November 02, 2014, 02:56:42 AM |
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November's finally here, hopefully we'll start getting some justice.
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zumzero
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November 03, 2014, 12:34:50 AM Last edit: November 05, 2014, 09:45:27 AM by zumzero |
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zumzero... what the???
i finally went and looked at your post history. Confirmed everything I thought... his 3rd post ever has a shill for active mining in it (go to his earliest posts and see) after that he pretty much only posts in activemining thread.
my first post was actually from my first account prior to the zumzero account which was way back at the start when I bought up most of my shares. It had john in the title and I remember rucking with VE back then. go look it up sherlock. I've never been a shill and have had significantly fewer dealing with Ken than say, Blahgraphics who even met him in person. Any emails of significance between myself and Ken were posted for the shareholders to read because that was one of the few ways you lot got information. Can you post this zumzero post you talk about and explain clearly what you mean becasue I haven't got a fucking clue what you are on about, lol. who is this shill in one of my posts? if you are going to accuse me of anything then show your facts and then allow me to defend myself. I'm a clean as a whistle, pal. EDIT: Also, I only ever really posted in threads that I was invested in myself. I've got a whole list of better things to do with my precious time than to socialise on bitcointalk.org for heavens sake. Get a life mad dog gogxmaddog!
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MilkyLep
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November 03, 2014, 04:19:29 AM |
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Don't worry everyone, I found a clause!!! Shareholder guarantee
There are a total of 10,000,000 (10 Million) publicly held shares in ACtM that represent interests in all VMC, and ACtM profits. The shareholder guarantee states that these 10M shares will receive all dividends until a total of 0.0025BTC has been paid per share. Currently around 2.5% of this total has been paid out. After the 0.0025BTC has been paid to each publicly held share the CEO's holding of 15 Million shares will also begin to receive dividends so that all profits are then shared out equally between the final total of 25,000,000 shares.
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knybe
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November 05, 2014, 12:29:11 AM |
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what a fucken pipe dream of a joke Mr. Slaughter is.
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HardwareReviewer
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November 05, 2014, 10:25:22 PM |
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Keep calm and INTELLIHASH!
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Prepare to enter a world of stress
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Flashman
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November 05, 2014, 11:55:24 PM |
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On the bright side....
... the Avalons might still be earning 1,000,000 Satoshis a week.
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EskimoBob
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November 06, 2014, 11:42:26 AM |
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Apparently, because I didn't actively sit on this thread for months, my 762 shares were voided because they went unclaimed.
I hope Ken wastes whatever remaining years he has in his life in legal chaos. Pathetic scumbag. Rot in hell.
How did you contact that scumbag? I really like to know, what he did with my shares.
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While reading what I wrote, use the most friendliest and relaxing voice in your head. BTW, Things in BTC bubble universes are getting ugly....
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SebastianJu
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November 06, 2014, 03:26:32 PM |
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I didnt follow this here. Is there any hope to get compensations for shares? I stopped looking in here since i believed there is nothing left anymore. This didnt change did it?
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Please ALWAYS contact me through bitcointalk pm before sending someone coins.
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HardwareReviewer
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November 06, 2014, 06:43:30 PM |
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I didnt follow this here. Is there any hope to get compensations for shares? I stopped looking in here since i believed there is nothing left anymore. This didnt change did it?
Nope
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Prepare to enter a world of stress
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November 06, 2014, 10:57:44 PM |
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Trendon Shavers was arrested to day for securities fraud..................
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Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. #yolo
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zefyr0s
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November 07, 2014, 05:19:34 AM |
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knybe
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November 11, 2014, 12:39:14 AM |
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so this scumbag, Ken Slaughter, is going to get away with all of it?
I didn't have a ton invested in this but I know some of you had quite a lot tied up in this sham... and no one is gonna lift a finger? or at the very least pay the slaughter scammers a visit?
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gogxmagog
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Ad maiora!
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November 11, 2014, 10:34:08 AM |
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All is not lost, there's still intellihash...oh nevermind
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hazryder
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November 18, 2014, 12:22:14 PM |
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Today's the day, have fun in court Kenny-my-lad.
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cryptoconomist
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November 18, 2014, 01:17:38 PM |
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Today's the day, have fun in court Kenny-my-lad.
What's the story? can you elaborate please?
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