[RUIN THE FUN] Possible April Fools Ideas Of Theymos

[vit05]

Enable for all advertisers the possibility of target ads. Thus, they could choose for whom the advertisement would appear according to the IP, ranking, section where the user most posted etc.

[tmfp]

Shadowban everybody.

[cryptohunter]

Let's introduce a trust system where the proven liars, scammers, sneaky greedy racist trolling spamming sig puppet users and their acolytes  all get to be the most trusted on the entire board and get to ruin the accounts of the honest members accounts. That would be really funny.

Let's pretend that the biggest scam projects are not scams at all and that the most net negative members are the excellent members.

Let's say when the honest members complain and point out that the liars, scammers, greedy scum are actually.....liars, scammers and greedy scum - - that they are now blackmailers for bringing it up  and double down on their red trust LOL that will be a real blast. They won't know what hit them.

Let's develop a system where these same people get to give each others awards for posting crap then just keep giving them (an only them) more rewards to give to each other over and over. Then say who has the most awards are then obviously the most trusted. lololol

If honest members start producing evidence we all just club together and say the post is too long and boring to waste time on. We don't deal with trolls or unstable people who make long posts.

We can keep this going forever.

I forgot to mention that we all get to do all of this at the "highest rates" of pay because we run the sig campaigns and will say that we don't deal with untrustworthy people hahahah

It can be April fools day everyday.... Imagine the fun.

(probably the message that was sent to Theymos a couple of years back)

[cabalism13]

Deym. I really thought theymos has already started his april fools joke xD... I thought there would b a maintenance until april 2.


RIP Sig Camps

[Pmalek]

Oh God, you guys didn't hear what happened?!
It is all over the Internet have a look...

[kenzawak]

-He renames the place grincointalk.
-He closes meta.
-He charges a fee to have access to the bounties section.
-He makes cryptohunter a global mod.
-He makes Lauda an admin.
-He gives mods access to members ips and asks them to ban all alts.
-He changes the whole rank system and makes it based on merits earned only, which means many high rank members go back to being low rank members.

[rhomelmabini]

Make all forum members be "Ignored" with each other, or even censored the names on each member. I guess that will be surprising to those who are not paying attention to April fools day.

[LoyceV]

-He renames the place grincointalk.

Too long, let's call it grointalk

[Retina]

Oh God, you guys didn't hear what happened?!
It is all over the Internet have a look...

Great Idea man, Just LoL your thinking and exceptional Idea, I think "best post in the day"...
nothing to say man  

click image below see full video  

[suchmoon]

Prepend every post with "Sir".

[tranthidung]

-He renames the place grincointalk.
-He closes meta.
-He charges a fee to have access to the bounties section.
-He makes cryptohunter a global mod.
-He makes Lauda an admin.
-He gives mods access to members ips and asks them to ban all alts.
-He changes the whole rank system and makes it based on merits earned only, which means many high rank members go back to being low rank members.

Lol, he won't do too much works for the April Fool.
He might say "Since today, I lose my faith in Bitcoin, I sell all my Bitcoin and will join, and fully work with Bitcoin Cash team to develop it as one of core team members."

[kenzawak]

-He renames the place grincointalk.
-He closes meta.
-He charges a fee to have access to the bounties section.
-He makes cryptohunter a global mod.
-He makes Lauda an admin.
-He gives mods access to members ips and asks them to ban all alts.
-He changes the whole rank system and makes it based on merits earned only, which means many high rank members go back to being low rank members.

Lol, he won't do too much works for the April Fool.

Options my friend, just options.

[marlboroza]

Make Lauda's trust wall disappear.

Oh, wait, we already have this one.

[Retina]

-He renames the place grincointalk.
-He closes meta.
-He charges a fee to have access to the bounties section.
-He makes cryptohunter a global mod.
-He makes Lauda an admin.
-He gives mods access to members ips and asks them to ban all alts.
-He changes the whole rank system and makes it based on merits earned only, which means many high rank members go back to being low rank members.

Lol, he won't do too much works for the April Fool.
He might say "Since today, I lose my faith in Bitcoin, I sell all my Bitcoin and will join, and fully work with Bitcoin Cash team to develop it as one of core team members."

Lol, he won't do too much works for the April Fool.

what is "Fool" man

[r1s2g3]

Before  April 1st , you need submit your KYC document. Otherwise you will be banned from this forum.
Under no circumstances your account will be unbanned without payment.
Please note, payment will need to be done using the coin "Bitcoin World" (BTWC).

PS: Why wait for April, let start the fun from today.

[Last of the V8s]

From now on you can only post verse.
And dear lord make it snappy and terse.
If your ditty don't scan,
That's an instaban.
This will make the forum much less worse.

You might try haiku
But don't miss the nature theme
People oft forget

And in the unlikely event you're a bear,
Round here you'll have not a prayer.
You'll be summarily demoted,
While bulls are promoted.
I'm not sorry, life just isn't fair.

minor edit for um scansion!

[tranthidung]

theymos will say:
"I have good news for you all bitcointalkers.
Today, I decided to give away all my donated bitcoin that need ages to hit current amount.
It is a fortune, but I made my decision to give them away, because I will fully live rest of my life as a minimalist.
Anyone have enough trust point, skills, experience, contributions, and been here for ages, please contact me to take over the administrator role from me when accepted.
I will start my new life, without bitcointalk.org, without bitcoin, without crypto, when all these mentioned give-aways finished"

[jacktheking]

Insider hint: This year April Fools joke is "Breaking News: ".

[bones261]

theymos will say:
"I have good news for you all bitcointalkers.
Today, I decided to give away all my donated bitcoin that need ages to hit current amount.
It is a fortune, but I made my decision to give them away, because I will fully live rest of my life as a minimalist.
Anyone have enough trust point, skills, experience, and been here for ages, please contact me to take over the administrator role from me when accepted.
I will start my new life, without bitcointalk.org, without bitcoin, without crypto, when all these mentioned give-aways finished"

Actually, Theymos is thinking about having some coins made for the 10th anniversary and giving them away. No joke. I don't think they will be loaded with all of the donated BTC, however.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5111005.0

[tranthidung]

Actually, Theymos is thinking about having some coins made for the 10th anniversary and giving them away. No joke. I don't think they will be loaded with all of the donated BTC, however.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5111005.0

Ah, I known it, he asked for ideas and help from community weeks ago.
Collectibles, something like this.