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April 01, 2019, 05:42:06 AM |
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It is a usual cotton t-shirt. Machine-washable. I want condom How long this event going ?
This solves the theymos. Sir Xal0lex, can you give me two condoms in exchange for 5 merits?
It's not for me to decide, sir(ma'am).
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April 01, 2019, 05:52:12 AM |
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I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk: Write diffrntly. We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.
By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug. However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits.
You can buy them with the .1 Bitcoin theymos is giving each of us instead. The first 1000 users to submit KYC will get .1 Bitcoin each. I already received my coin! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) Thank you Theymos!
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ankit10
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April 01, 2019, 06:02:44 AM |
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I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom. ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) You are quoted my post which was done after yours. Interesting eyes. I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom. Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours? Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom. ![Roll Eyes](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz. Community Opinion - Signature CampaignsIn days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join. I would like to join such campaigns till they don't add any nude images. I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
you can do with yourself dude ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) ohh lol i can try to do that but I don't have any experience can you please teach me it seems you are experienced one.
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April 01, 2019, 06:08:24 AM |
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I just filled in the KYC form with all my details and it felt great. Bitcointalk is embracing KYC at last and I am absolutely loving it. Now, I just need to acquire enough smerit to purchase that Bitcointalk Tshirt. Awesome stuff Bitcointalk! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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April 01, 2019, 06:11:05 AM |
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Today is a party, and all my friends will be in costumes that consist of a T-shirt and a condom. Face control is very strict. Allowed to party with only a pencil in the cup. How all this is difficult. Have a related question? Where to get such exquisite costumes? Neighbors bought all the condoms and began to speculate with them. ![Embarrassed](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/embarrassed.gif)
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April 01, 2019, 06:16:00 AM |
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@theymos - please increase my source merit allocation by 376/month so I can purchase these goods. "There is no point in hoarding sMerit" my ass!
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April 01, 2019, 06:17:29 AM Last edit: April 01, 2019, 01:49:19 PM by pawanjain |
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I wish I could get the tshirt. Damn it's so cool. Wish somebody could gift it to me. Anyway, expecting the pencil soon.
P.S: Anybody wanna hire me for smoking weed in return for a few hundred merits ? LOL, that would be awesome.
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April 01, 2019, 06:23:05 AM |
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Hmmmm, should I get the mug or the t-shirt? 🤔
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April 01, 2019, 06:30:20 AM |
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Perhaps I should apply merit source application, so I can buy those souvenirs. The T-shirt looked like fit me ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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April 01, 2019, 06:36:14 AM |
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Thanks to Theymos for this opportunity to fuck decentralize, i have been looking for ways to fuck my spouse decentralize as i have done it centralize and never give me the wanted sensation in the process of S**X. At this junction, please accept me as a MERIT SOURCE, will not disappoint you, please. ![Kiss](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/kiss.gif) #INEEDTHECONDON.
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April 01, 2019, 06:43:43 AM |
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I'm too poor to purchase a condom 1 pencil please.
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April 01, 2019, 06:54:42 AM |
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Now now.... Enterprising people will get the same ideas for merits. ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) Who's to stop people for selling Bitcointalk souvenirs for merit in the future? Deep down inside, I'm sad for this harbinger of things to come.
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April 01, 2019, 06:59:31 AM |
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I've decided to go for the t-shirt, condom and pencil!
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April 01, 2019, 07:02:40 AM |
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I would love to buy bitcointalk condoms to fuck decentralized.
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1 x T-shirt, 1 x Mug and.. 10 x Condoms please! Can I get a free badge if I spend more than 500 merit ? Otherwise only a pencil.. thanks ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Please theymos to derank me back to member (10 merit) and transfer my earned merit to the OP!! In case the above deal is off, please send me a pencil. I've already paid.
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Hi Xal0lex, I got your PM regarding my address and the delivery of my mugs. Send the shipment to Tanizaki Beach. It is easy, you can't miss it. It is in Xaviera. Just google Kabopan in Xaviera for some history about my beautiful country. Like we agreed, the mugs will be delivered by Thursday? ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vicfieger.com%2Fabout%2Fxaviera.gif&t=665&c=vow6NPYQ-2M6hA)
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April 01, 2019, 07:40:48 AM |
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omg omg... can someone merit me so that i can buy some condoms pleaseee...! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpartyjollof.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F01%2FPlease-gif.gif&t=665&c=yzW_OTXh_y50Vg)
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April 01, 2019, 07:41:43 AM |
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I'm poor because I only can buy Bitcointalk badge and some pencils. I'm begging for Merits because I want to buy pack of condoms ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) BTW, If Merit become to be a currency, what is exchange rate of USD/Merit and BTC/Merit?
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April 01, 2019, 07:43:08 AM |
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Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?
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