🏈🏈 The American Football Discussion Thread 🏈🏈

[nutildah]

Oh man. I claimed Davonta Smith from the waiver wire and he was there this morning, except I forgot to put him in. I'm not actually sure I would have started him. Damn, its such a crapshoot. I'm slippin, gotta wake up early to get the worm, or something.

Things aren't looking good for me, I should just congratulate Heuristic now because he's winning by 20 and still has McCaffrey to start. It will be the first week this year where I lost both my fantasy games.

[Hueristic]

Oh man. I claimed Davonta Smith from the waiver wire and he was there this morning, except I forgot to put him in. I'm not actually sure I would have started him. Damn, its such a crapshoot. I'm slippin, gotta wake up early to get the worm, or something.

Things aren't looking good for me, I should just congratulate Heuristic now because he's winning by 20 and still has McCaffrey to start. It will be the first week this year where I lost both my fantasy games.

I thought I was going to lose both of mine when Bronco's were 0-19 in the 4th quarter! Un Fucking real Nix turned it around! I was ready to cut him to the wire on both my teams! I should replace him anyway, I think I'll have a stroke if he puts me through any more of these game!

How About Keenan, I had him on the bench on both my teams and played McCaffery (WR) for him who got one target and put up the bubble!

I was going to grab Davonta Smith as well but definitely would not have played him and he is so inconsistent I don't want that to deal if when/if in the playoffs. same reason I kicked Olave to the curb, He put up a Monster this week but when it counts you cant count on him.

[bbc.reporter]

@Hueristic. Olave gave me very good points for the week hehehe especially after George Kittle appears to be not being included in the plays. I did not watch the game, however, was Kittle on the field waving his hands to have the ball? He might to wave more harder on the next game heheheeh. He gave me 0 fantasy points for the week. I was very much excited for his return but he has only given me a disappointment.

My week will be depending on Rachaad White and Houston defense, I reckon. I am not expecting anything from my quarterback. The kicker might give me a good surprise, however hehe.

[Hueristic]

@Hueristic. Olave gave me very good points for the week hehehe especially after George Kittle appears to be not being included in the plays. I did not watch the game, however, was Kittle on the field waving his hands to have the ball? He might to wave more harder on the next game heheheeh. He gave me 0 fantasy points for the week. I was very much excited for his return but he has only given me a disappointment.

My week will be depending on Rachaad White and Houston defense, I reckon. I am not expecting anything from my quarterback. The kicker might give me a good surprise, however hehe.

I think Stroud is due for a good game and tried to pick him up in my other league a few hours ago but i had a guy in IR that isn't out so i would have to drop 2 guys for him and fortunately Nix remembered how to play football in the 4th quarter.  White has been on a tear so no worries there.
We can Trade TE's both gave us the bubble!
Wanna trade kickers? I've got ONE point from mine in two weeks!

[nutildah]

Holy Shit Heuristic ended up getting 184 points. That must be some kind of record for our league. He really poured it on... Even if his TE got ZERO points! McCaffrey with 46 points... Dios mio. At least I can take comfort in knowing I still woulda lost even if I had played the optimal lineup.

I think Stroud is due for a good game

I think a starting lineup is akin to holding a mixed bag of shitcoins: some perform better than others, but every once in a while one "pumps" out of nowhere, simply for the reason that it was due for a pump. For example, Davonta Smith's recent performance:



Just blowing up out of nowhere. He's this week's Zcash. (I don't know, there's probably more worthy examples, but you get the point)

[Hueristic]

Holy Shit Heuristic ended up getting 184 points. That must be some kind of record for our league. He really poured it on... Even if his TE got ZERO points! McCaffrey with 46 points... Dios mio. At least I can take comfort in knowing I still woulda lost even if I had played the optimal lineup.

I was pretty Pumped with all my WR's this week as I got lucky and the rest of the league is injured!

Waller has me alot more pissed off than I should be becasue I told myself never again with him back when he used to do this to me on the raiders!


LOL Fool me twice shame on me!

Oh and WHEELS is KICKING ASS as WELL!

[bbc.reporter]

@Hueristic. Olave gave me very good points for the week hehehe especially after George Kittle appears to be not being included in the plays. I did not watch the game, however, was Kittle on the field waving his hands to have the ball? He might to wave more harder on the next game heheheeh. He gave me 0 fantasy points for the week. I was very much excited for his return but he has only given me a disappointment.

My week will be depending on Rachaad White and Houston defense, I reckon. I am not expecting anything from my quarterback. The kicker might give me a good surprise, however hehe.

I think Stroud is due for a good game and tried to pick him up in my other league a few hours ago but i had a guy in IR that isn't out so i would have to drop 2 guys for him and fortunately Nix remembered how to play football in the 4th quarter.  White has been on a tear so no worries there.
We can Trade TE's both gave us the bubble!
Wanna trade kickers? I've got ONE point from mine in two weeks!

I also speculated Stroud to be have a very good game, however it appears that he is playing very much similar to someone who has a shroud on his eyes heheheh. But this defense of Houston is very good.

Rachaad White also did not give me much points this week, however, if Irving is still injured, he will have more receipt on the ball.

On kickers, I am happy, no need for trades hehe.

[Hueristic]

[yahoo62278]

@Hueristic. Olave gave me very good points for the week hehehe especially after George Kittle appears to be not being included in the plays. I did not watch the game, however, was Kittle on the field waving his hands to have the ball? He might to wave more harder on the next game heheheeh. He gave me 0 fantasy points for the week. I was very much excited for his return but he has only given me a disappointment.

My week will be depending on Rachaad White and Houston defense, I reckon. I am not expecting anything from my quarterback. The kicker might give me a good surprise, however hehe.

I think Stroud is due for a good game and tried to pick him up in my other league a few hours ago but i had a guy in IR that isn't out so i would have to drop 2 guys for him and fortunately Nix remembered how to play football in the 4th quarter.  White has been on a tear so no worries there.
We can Trade TE's both gave us the bubble!
Wanna trade kickers? I've got ONE point from mine in two weeks!

I also speculated Stroud to be have a very good game, however it appears that he is playing very much similar to someone who has a shroud on his eyes heheheh. But this defense of Houston is very good.

Rachaad White also did not give me much points this week, however, if Irving is still injured, he will have more receipt on the ball.

On kickers, I am happy, no need for trades hehe.

Last night was the 1st time I have watched Stroud this year and you really can't judge him on that game alone. Seattle had the dude having to pass within 2 seconds or taking off running for his life the whole game. They definitely have some issues on the O line that need addressed so they give the guy time to throw.

[bbc.reporter]

@yahoo62278. I reckon make their defensive line the offensive line hehehe. In any case, a victory against the Bit Bowler on week 8 will be very important and meaningful for the Vitalik Strong Body! This victory will be similar to Prince's victory against Charlie Murphy in the shirts vs. blouses basketball game hehehe.

Prince was only a small man and defeated the big man heheh.

[jeremypwr]

Seven weeks in to the 2025 NFL season and I would have never guessed that the Indianapolis Colts would be sitting alone in first place.
Running back Jonathan Taylor is looking basically unstoppable as he leads the league with 10 touchdowns and 697 yards.
The Colts are massive 14 point home favorites this weekend versus the Tennessee Titans so I expect Taylor to continue to put up some more league leading stats.

[Hueristic]

Seven weeks in to the 2025 NFL season and I would have never guessed that the Indianapolis Colts would be sitting alone in first place.
Running back Jonathan Taylor is looking basically unstoppable as he leads the league with 10 touchdowns and 697 yards.
The Colts are massive 14 point home favorites this weekend versus the Tennessee Titans so I expect Taylor to continue to put up some more league leading stats.

Agreed, They turned back the clock to 2021 for JT!

He is the Score of the year in redraft leagues.

*although my Judkins is a pretty good Second.

** almost forgot Javante, HE was the real Score of the year!

[yahoo62278]

Seven weeks in to the 2025 NFL season and I would have never guessed that the Indianapolis Colts would be sitting alone in first place.
Running back Jonathan Taylor is looking basically unstoppable as he leads the league with 10 touchdowns and 697 yards.
The Colts are massive 14 point home favorites this weekend versus the Tennessee Titans so I expect Taylor to continue to put up some more league leading stats.

Long overdue as we have basically been a mediocre franchise since Peyton Manning went to Denver. Luck was supposed to be the savior for us but out O line was trash and he quit on the team. We went through our QB search over the next 5-6 years and though AR was gonna be it, but turns out Daniel Indiana Jones was what we needed.

At the beginning of the season I figured here we go with someone elses trash again, but holy shit am I impressed.

[nutildah]

I do like the Colts but its kinda crazy how the line is -14.5 against the Titans... seems high. I think once they get 2 TDs ahead they'd think, ok that's enough, we can sit back and relax now. So I picked Titans for the Sleeper challenge... Apparently the shitty team they had has been decimated by injuries, leaving them with an even shittier team. But let's see.

I've lost 2 fantasy games in a row after winning 5... have to perform some kind of a bounceback this week.

[Hueristic]

Good thing SM's entire team is out, other wise I would be on the wrong side of the biggest blowout this week! 😄

[bbc.reporter]

@Hueristic. Yes, where is @suchmoon? I hope he is with good health and he has no very bad problems in his life. This is very strange that he will disappear like this.

In any case, on our fantasy league. I have lost this week against the Bit Bowlers, however, this is expected and I am also happy with my team's performance except for Olave heheheh. But I cannot drop him.

[nutildah]

@Hueristic. Yes, where is @suchmoon? I hope he is with good health and he has no very bad problems in his life. This is very strange that he will disappear like this.

In any case, on our fantasy league. I have lost this week against the Bit Bowlers, however, this is expected and I am also happy with my team's performance except for Olave heheheh. But I cannot drop him.

It was pretty close for a while... By mid Sunday I thought there was a good chance I was gonna lose, but then luckily I got some stellar performances by Jalen Hurts and Breece Hall. I'm still not 100% certain Samuel and McLaurin are starting this afternoon so its a good thing I'm already ahead.

And it looks like Heuristic is coming down a notch, so we'll be tied once again.

Can't believe I only got 3 in the pickem league this week... What a travesty. A blind monkey could do a better job.

[Hueristic]

And it looks like Heuristic is coming down a notch, so we'll be tied once again.

You seem to be the only person on the internet who cannot spell my moniker correctly.

Yes, we will be tied again and not only that I think our chances of not making the playoffs are extremely small at this point.

There is a huge cluster of teams all tied for 3rd and 4th though.

So basically anyone is one injury away from disaster!

I decided to let the boys rest this week, they earned it.

[nutildah]

And it looks like Heuristic is coming down a notch, so we'll be tied once again.

You seem to be the only person on the internet who cannot spell my moniker correctly.

Hey I distinctly remember copy/pasting it recently so I bet you I've spelled it correctly at least one time before.

Yes, we will be tied again and not only that I think our chances of not making the playoffs are extremely small at this point.

There is a huge cluster of teams all tied for 3rd and 4th though.

So basically anyone is one injury away from disaster!

Its kind of like poker except you draw your own cards and sometimes your cards get fucked up. There's important strategy in picking and using your cards, but sometimes bad luck just railroads you, and its unavoidable. Cam Skattebo fans found that out most recently.  Well everyone was saying that he was playing like he wanted to get injured, and then that's exactly what happened.

I decided to let the boys rest this week, they earned it.

Especially the ones whose teams have bye weeks.

[Hueristic]

I decided to let the boys rest this week, they earned it.

Especially the ones whose teams have bye weeks.

Well to be fair I really only had 2 good guys on buy and I had good fill ins, my team just dropped a mountain size turd this week.

@Hueristic. Yes, where is @suchmoon? I hope he is with good health and he has no very bad problems in his life. This is very strange that he will disappear like this.

His account says he has been on recently so I guess he just doesn't feel like talking to us.


this is funny:
https://imgur.com/gallery/best-interview-ever-nHybsXU