CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRETNice topic. We need an objective metric to evaluate the gangs to see which one is the most powerful.
I propose the metric of a riddle:
Is your name a cipher, of cipher? The metric is objective, and binary in its quantification: The result is either 0 or 1.
The result is 1 iff zero, and thus is zero iff 1. There can be only one of zero.
Does my Kitty Cult win?
I hope you win!
And I am relieved that you did not divine my secret plan before I managed to redact it from the Internet. ++opsec.
As a certified cult leader myself, I unfortunately cannot join the Cult of Lauda.
It says so in the rules of cult-leading. But I do appreciate her eddie13-endorsed power as “the
greatest... threat” to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
For that is only a part of my own scheme: I will support Lauda’s conquest; and when her world domination is an accomplished fact, I will then seize her in blockchains and carry her off to the Castle of Nullity
where from deep within the void,
I will use her to rule this tiny speck of a planet by proxy. It is only the first step in my own plans to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE.The plan is perfect,
if Lauda never suspects my intentions before it is too late for her. I had better tighten up my opsec,
and encrypt
all my musings on the subject.
She will never see it coming. Nice kitty.
Damn, my security against leaks is even better than the NSA’s and the CIA’s
combined! To read more, I suggest this felid command for opening my repository of secrets:
With all due respect to all gangs here and without trying to flame things up (
more than they are / more than I already did 
), I think that Cult of Lauda can be defeated in a 1v1 battle only by the Mods Gang.
Lauda
that! It will keep her off-guard. It is
obvious that Lauda could be conquered only by the best and the strongest! ++lauda
The Zeroth Rule of UnclubSpare a thought too for the gangless, that vast array of bounty-hunters wandering about the altcoin wastelands not getting paid shit for their shit.
By so saying, you have inadvertently nominated yourself as
Supreme Leader of the V8s. I infer that it may be an unclub, in which non-membership is unobtained in the manner of two men who punch each other in a bar, then buy each other beers. Expect few unfollowers—all of whom must be the rare and rarefied types who eschew
Facebook on grounds of
their not being ovine slaves its lack of an “I don’t dislike this” button.
If you don’t unwant more, I think the trick is that you must disclaim any interest in forming a gang,
whilst previously having formed something better: A cult. You see, GazetaBitcoin
did spare a thought for the gangless:
4.
The Nullian Cult, also known as "
The Nullian Gang (TINNG)"
Supreme Leader:
nullius...although the leader said he is "too much of a lone wolf to form a gang"...
Then, you must write autarchic essays so élite that they work best when translated to a beautiful language that relatively few forum members can read: “
Nu respingeți autoritatea: fiți propria voastră autoritate.“ Just as the best of thought was once upon a time writ in classical Latin, or even reserved in Greek, or...
* nullius is currently seeking Sanskrit translators for his most precious thoughts.
...kept private.
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—and I do
not mean that in the monetary sense.
Intelligence is priceless.If you are not reading it, then it is not for you.
(Prior context of the context: A post which took me several hours to write, which will be read by few and understood by fewer.)
So as for cats and lone wolves. I expect for my next post on this thread to be more popular. :-)
