The Pun & Fun Thread

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– What does a house wear?
– An address!!!

[BADecker]

– What does a house wear?
– Address!!!

What prompts you to buy a house?

A dress ad.

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– Why is the CEO of Apple so rich?
– Because he bears the fruit of success!

[Mbitr]

[Cryptoababe]

- Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
- He only comes once a year

- Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

Because there are unexpected number of children waiting for him 

- He only comes once a year

Even the sack isn't big enough for the amount of people waiting for his free gifts. He has a lot to give out   

[deisik]

Because there are unexpected number of children waiting for him

Let's hope they are not underage



I had a threesome last night. The kids loved it

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My girlfriend bought herself a smart car... It won't let her in

[Mbitr]

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Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect

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A friend of mine fell into the pond while we were fishing, but I didn't let him off the hook

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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

[deisik]

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor

[Mbitr]

[deisik]

Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be

[deisik]

If your Tesla gets stolen, is it called an Edison now?

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I hope the pubs open soon. I need to cut down on my drinking

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One of the two girls at work cast a spell on me, and I don't know which one is witch

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The only running I do is out of patience, fucks and money

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Give me the keys and I will drive you crazy

[deisik]

I hosted a party for people who struggle to reach orgasm but nobody came