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May 16, 2020, 10:21:03 AM
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Nicholas girls mustn't climb trees!

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May 17, 2020, 03:58:23 AM
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Nicholas girls mustn't climb trees!
but they love riding the wood

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May 17, 2020, 10:00:28 AM
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Nicholas girls mustn't climb trees!
but they love riding the wood

It must be hard!

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May 17, 2020, 10:03:34 AM
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- Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
- He only comes once a year

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May 17, 2020, 12:25:02 PM
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May 17, 2020, 04:07:12 PM
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When one door closes and another one opens, you are probably in prison

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May 18, 2020, 05:09:10 PM
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Two flies arguing on a toilet seat... One got pissed off

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May 19, 2020, 12:47:45 PM
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I once had a girlfriend in fifth grade. Then I lost my teaching license and now face criminal charges

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May 20, 2020, 04:18:52 PM
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Spooning leads to forking

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May 21, 2020, 05:34:46 PM
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Life without love is meaningless... Love without life is necrophilia

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May 22, 2020, 08:03:41 PM
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know

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May 23, 2020, 05:26:34 PM
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People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell, and looking at it now I see why

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People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell, and looking at it now I see why

I have to admit, that was pretty a cool one.

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May 24, 2020, 12:26:14 PM
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I can't stop laughing seeing this...  Cheesy
I think this is one of the reasons why wearing a mask is a bit dangerous, besides shortness of breath. I ask myself, is it true that social distancing makes some couples have sex wearing masks.  Cheesy

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May 24, 2020, 03:14:34 PM
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Bill Gates has been fighting viruses since Windows 95

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May 25, 2020, 08:23:54 PM
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I came into some money the other day, but the cash register was really sticky after me

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I once had a boyfriend in kindergarten. Then he got fired

This one though...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Jesus that's bad
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May 26, 2020, 06:17:27 PM
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Going viral ain't what it used to be

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