The Pun & Fun Thread

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After getting caught pirating copies of Microsoft Word, I now await my sentence

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[deisik]

The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them

[BADecker]

The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them

In his younger days, on his motorcycle.

[deisik]

I don't mind the cold weather, but only to a certain degree

[deisik]

Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over

And while we're at it, thinking errors are more common than thought

[deisik]

I noticed a few new faces at my cosmetic surgery group meeting today

[deisik]

When the judge told me that she brought me in for drinking, I said let’s get started

[deisik]

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side

[Fatema Begum]

I don,t know what is pun but i know as well about fun and i also like every funny moments.

[BADecker]

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side

Oh, she is just trying to find the tattoo on her shoulder.

[deisik]

Who was the first to refuse the Apple terms and conditions?

[deisik]

At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was

I slept in his bed for years and he never showed up

[deisik]

A dog may be a good friend, but a cat will never tell where your weed is