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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 03, 2024, 04:37:52 PM
#501
After getting caught pirating copies of Microsoft Word, I now await my sentence
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 07, 2024, 01:40:35 PM
#502
The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 07, 2024, 06:01:53 PM
#503
Quote from: deisik on January 07, 2024, 01:40:35 PM
The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them
In his younger days, on his motorcycle.
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 13, 2024, 10:20:48 AM
#504
I don't mind the cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 14, 2024, 03:15:46 PM
#505
Quote from: deisik on October 11, 2023, 05:17:27 PM
Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over
And while we're at it, thinking errors are more common than thought
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 20, 2024, 10:31:47 AM
#506
I noticed a few new faces at my cosmetic surgery group meeting today
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
January 27, 2024, 09:11:16 AM
#507
When the judge told me that she brought me in for drinking, I said let’s get started
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
February 09, 2024, 03:46:25 PM
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
February 15, 2024, 06:53:19 AM
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I don,t know what is pun but i know as well about fun and i also like every funny moments.
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
February 15, 2024, 07:31:13 PM
#510
Quote from: deisik on February 09, 2024, 03:46:25 PM
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side
Oh, she is just trying to find the tattoo on her shoulder.
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
February 21, 2024, 08:06:09 PM
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Who was the first to refuse the Apple terms and conditions?
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
February 27, 2024, 06:35:41 PM
#512
Quote from: deisik on October 01, 2023, 03:52:46 PM
At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was
I slept in his bed for years and he never showed up
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Re: The Pun & Fun Thread
March 13, 2024, 04:54:33 PM
#513
A dog may be a good friend, but a cat will never tell where your weed is
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