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 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. ...no pun, just irony  |
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November 25, 2023, 06:31:02 AM
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 I've had amnesia for as long as I remember... |
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November 25, 2023, 05:57:04 PM |
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 I've had dementia for as long as I remember... |
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November 27, 2023, 03:33:54 PM |
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 After divorcing his wife Penny, my friend is left penniless |
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November 29, 2023, 02:44:20 PM |
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After divorcing his wife Penny, my friend is left penniless But that empty wallet certainly isn't priceless.  |
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November 29, 2023, 03:38:16 PM |
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 "Store your bitcoins in a secure vault" |
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November 30, 2023, 06:48:47 PM |
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 Time travel ain't what it will have been And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday |
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December 03, 2023, 07:58:47 AM |
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 A train can hear another train coming with its engineers |
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December 04, 2023, 05:15:27 PM |
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 after the wedding, the couple and guests marched to the venues foyer.. noticing nothing set up, said 'isnt this the wedding reception' |
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December 05, 2023, 07:06:26 AM |
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 Claustrophobia: the fear of Santa Claus Dear Santa, I'm writing you this letter on a sheet of sandpaper because I know what you did with my previous one |
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December 07, 2023, 11:18:06 AM |
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I've had dementia for as long as I remember... Install a senior's GPS – it will not only tell you how to get to your destination but also why you want to be there |
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December 12, 2023, 10:45:50 AM |
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 It’s no surprise that there're schools of fish considering there’s a University of Wales |
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December 15, 2023, 11:40:47 AM |
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Time travel ain't what it will have been And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday Time travel jokes never get new |
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December 16, 2023, 04:16:26 PM |
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Time travel ain't what it will have been And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday Time travel jokes never get new She looks kinda Irish she were my girlfriend. But judging by the many times you re-post her picture... you saw her first, so I won't butt in. |
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December 16, 2023, 05:52:31 PM |
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Time travel ain't what it will have been And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday Time travel jokes never get new She looks kinda Irish she were my girlfriend. But judging by the many times you re-post her picture... you saw her first, so I won't butt in I didn't see that going |
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December 21, 2023, 09:13:55 AM |
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 Before I date a woman, I like to predate her |
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December 22, 2023, 08:01:29 PM |
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 My friend asked me to introduce him to this vegan girl, but I've never met herbivore |
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December 26, 2023, 10:18:15 AM |
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My friend asked me to introduce him to this vegan girl, but I've never met herbivore And I said to my friend, be prepared to wake up at 5am to milk the almonds |
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December 27, 2023, 10:40:29 AM |
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 I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time |
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December 29, 2023, 05:23:55 PM |
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 People who drive Teslas are fans of AC/DC |
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