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January 03, 2024, 04:37:52 PM
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After getting caught pirating copies of Microsoft Word, I now await my sentence

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January 07, 2024, 01:40:35 PM
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The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them

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January 07, 2024, 06:01:53 PM
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The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them



In his younger days, on his motorcycle.

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January 13, 2024, 10:20:48 AM
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I don't mind the cold weather, but only to a certain degree

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January 14, 2024, 03:15:46 PM
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Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over

And while we're at it, thinking errors are more common than thought

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January 20, 2024, 10:31:47 AM
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I noticed a few new faces at my cosmetic surgery group meeting today

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January 27, 2024, 09:11:16 AM
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When the judge told me that she brought me in for drinking, I said let’s get started

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February 09, 2024, 03:46:25 PM
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side

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February 15, 2024, 06:53:19 AM
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I don,t know what is pun but i know as well about fun and i also like every funny moments.
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February 15, 2024, 07:31:13 PM
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side

Oh, she is just trying to find the tattoo on her shoulder.

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February 21, 2024, 08:06:09 PM
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Who was the first to refuse the Apple terms and conditions?

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February 27, 2024, 06:35:41 PM
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At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was

I slept in his bed for years and he never showed up

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March 13, 2024, 04:54:33 PM
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A dog may be a good friend, but a cat will never tell where your weed is

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