Walmart is planning to accept Flappycoin?

[minairia3]

Listen to this.  I was sitting on the train going from Sunnyvale to San Francisco.  These two Asian guys in suits sat down next to me.  They started talking in Thai after looking around and saying that there was no way anyone could understand them.  I did my Junior Year Abroad in Bangkok.  My Thai is kind of rough and better for picking up chicks but I can understand pretty well.

They worked for Walmart and were both on the same project.  It was random they were Thai.  Walmart wants to explore using Cryptocurrencies to reduce transactions costs, etc.  Bitcoin is too Mt. Gox/silk roadish, no-one knows what Litecoin is, Dogecoin is on the list but after the test because the Dogecoin community will require lots of outreach.  Walmart has a deal with in-house McDonald's and the McDonald's people were sketchy about people paying for BigMacs with dog money. That will be worked out but not right away.

Walmart needed a shitcoin with a solid proven instracture,  good devs and a good feeling.  Panda had been discussed but wasn't on the list because that Wolong guy and the "dueling pandas" problem. Flappybird is well known, pleasant, harmless, warm and fuzzy.  Kids like it.

Flappycoin has been choosen.  The copyrights issues are all worked out; everything is hush-hush and if anyone on the inside talks their contract says they don't paid and Walmart's lawyers will eat them alive.  They'll deny everything all day long.

Roll out is in a couple of months once some technical issues are worked out and if there aren't more bitcoin issues like Mt. Gox to muddy the waters.

Do I have definite proof? No.  I have absolutely no proof or evidence of any kind.  I heard the convo and saw that they had all kinds of Flappybird graphs on their laptops, etc. 

Do I own Flappycoin? Up until this morning, no.  But now, I've got loads. I am a Dogecoin guy and have some money in Spaincoin (if the Auroracoin air drop works, I'm rich, if not, I loose a thousand dollars or so.)  I got burned with Mazacoin.  Still don't know why that Payu guy just faded out.  Flappycoin seems like a waste to me, never looked at it but now I am ...

Will I get rich if Flappycoin goes up? Extremely. 

Will I dump my Flappycoin if it shoots up in value? Absolutely.  Immediately.Corporations change their plans all of the time.  Flappycoin is a useless shit coin with no value.  It almost hurt physically to sell bitcoins for something so worthless. 

Why not wait until it is official? I want to  be rich now.

Why am I telling everyone? Because I'm guessing there will be feeding frenzy on Flappybird especially when noobs get wind of this.  I really want to feel what it is like to be a whale.

[mazuma]

suck my dogecoin

[tom14cat14]

You will get rich because you own this coin and are trying to create a pump and dump.

[Hazard]

My friend's uncle is the CEO of walmart and told me they're going to actually support CoiledCoin.

[minairia3]

Yes, 100% true no denial.  I'm praying for a huge pump and dump.  However, I didn't own this coin before this morning ... I'd barely heard of it.

[Infectiphibian]

Listen to this.  I was sitting on the train going from Sunnyvale to San Francisco.  These two Asian guys in suits sat down next to me.  They started talking in Thai after looking around and saying that there was no way anyone could understand them.  I did my Junior Year Abroad in Bangkok.  My Thai is kind of rough and better for picking up chicks but I can understand pretty well.

They worked for Walmart and were both on the same project.  It was random they were Thai.  Walmart wants to explore using Cryptocurrencies to reduce transactions costs, etc.  Bitcoin is too Mt. Gox/silk roadish, no-one knows what Litecoin is, Dogecoin is on the list but after the test because the Dogecoin community will require lots of outreach.  Walmart has a deal with in-house McDonald's and the McDonald's people were sketchy about people paying for BigMacs with dog money. That will be worked out but not right away.

Walmart needed a shitcoin with a solid proven instracture,  good devs and a good feeling.  Panda had been discussed but wasn't on the list because that Wolong guy and the "dueling pandas" problem. Flappybird is well known, pleasant, harmless, warm and fuzzy.  Kids like it.

Flappycoin has been choosen.  The copyrights issues are all worked out; everything is hush-hush and if anyone on the inside talks their contract says they don't paid and Walmart's lawyers will eat them alive.  They'll deny everything all day long.

Roll out is in a couple of months once some technical issues are worked out and if there aren't more bitcoin issues like Mt. Gox to muddy the waters.

Do I have definite proof? No.  I have absolutely no proof or evidence of any kind.  I heard the convo and saw that they had all kinds of Flappybird graphs on their laptops, etc. 

Do I own Flappycoin? Up until this morning, no.  But now, I've got loads. I am a Dogecoin guy and have some money in Spaincoin (if the Auroracoin air drop works, I'm rich, if not, I loose a thousand dollars or so.)  I got burned with Mazacoin.  Still don't know why that Payu guy just faded out.  Flappycoin seems like a waste to me, never looked at it but now I am ...

Will I get rich if Flappycoin goes up? Extremely. 

Will I dump my Flappycoin if it shoots up in value? Absolutely.  Immediately.Corporations change their plans all of the time.  Flappycoin is a useless shit coin with no value.  It almost hurt physically to sell bitcoins for something so worthless. 

Why not wait until it is official? I want to  be rich now.

Why am I telling everyone? Because I'm guessing there will be feeding frenzy on Flappybird especially when noobs get wind of this.  I really want to feel what it is like to be a whale.

I was on the bus from Monterey to Salinas and these two Thai men were sitting next to me. I could understand a few words that they said but I picked up the words Walmart, restroom, flappy, wang, and fired.  

[majorminers]

Do I have definite proof? No.  I have absolutely no proof or evidence of any kind.

Well that's good enough for all of us I'm sure. Where can I send the check? Oh, we don't do that anymore! Where can I make my unilateral one-time non-refundable payment? You've put a lot of effort into this post and it really seems legit.  

[Infectiphibian]

My friend's uncle is the CEO of walmart and told me they're going to actually support CoiledCoin.

My last name is actually Walton. Your friends uncle is correct.

[Hollowman338]

absolute horseshit

[MMos]

Do I have definite proof? No.  I have absolutely no proof or evidence of any kind.

Well that's good enough for all of us I'm sure. Where can I send the check? Oh, we don't do that anymore! Where can I make my unilateral one-time non-refundable payment? You've put a lot of effort into this post and it really seems legit.  

+1

[minairia3]

Not asking for anything, friend.  Just passing along what I heard.  What you do with the info is up to you ... If can't loose money buying Flappycoin because it is already as cheap as possible because there's nothing lower than 1 satoshi.  It either stays the same or goes up.  Can't go down unless it gets delisted or something.

[Infectiphibian]

Not asking for anything, friend.  Just passing along what I heard.  What you do with the info is up to you ...

I'd wipe my ass with it but digital formats make that a challenge.

[majorminers]

Not asking for anything, friend.  Just passing along what I heard.  What you do with the info is up to you ... If can't loose money buying Flappycoin because it is already as cheap as possible because there's nothing lower than 1 satoshi.  It either stays the same or goes up.  Can't go down unless it gets delisted or something.

You're asking us to believe in a fairy tale. Of course it can lose money. 

[Zzzack]

WOW much news for flappy 

[MicroGuy]

My friend's uncle is the CEO of walmart and told me they're going to actually support CoiledCoin.

My sister's brother works at Walmart and she said they were thinking of hiring you to setup a computer at the main entrance and let you make each person their own coin before they came inside to shop.  

[Wipeout2097]

Well, for accident I'm a proud 564k Flappycoin bagholder.

10(?) days ago I ended my Heavycoin dump on various exchanges and wanted to withdraw. One of them had particularly high withdraw fee for the minimal BTC I got there, and for a matter of principle, I thought "fuck this". I looked into their coins, looked into Cryptsy's, figured out coins listed on both exchanges, and unfortunately I picked this shitcoin as candidate for transfer. I bought that residual BTC worth of FlappyCoins at 1 satoshi, paid 1 Flappy as withdraw fee and withdrew to Cryptsy.

Guess what, in 10 days I was unable to sell this crap at 1 satoshi ...  



... and I suspect, neither does the OP  

If I was holding an huge bag and was dishonest, it could also worth my time to create a sock puppet account and type some elaborate bullshit to pass the bag along. So, guys, be careful.

[btcltcdigger]

Listen to this.  I was sitting on the train going from Sunnyvale to San Francisco.  These two Asian guys in suits sat down next to me.  They started talking in Thai after looking around and saying that there was no way anyone could understand them.  I did my Junior Year Abroad in Bangkok.  My Thai is kind of rough and better for picking up chicks but I can understand pretty well.

They worked for Walmart and were both on the same project.  It was random they were Thai.  Walmart wants to explore using Cryptocurrencies to reduce transactions costs, etc.  Bitcoin is too Mt. Gox/silk roadish, no-one knows what Litecoin is, Dogecoin is on the list but after the test because the Dogecoin community will require lots of outreach.  Walmart has a deal with in-house McDonald's and the McDonald's people were sketchy about people paying for BigMacs with dog money. That will be worked out but not right away.

Walmart needed a shitcoin with a solid proven instracture,  good devs and a good feeling.  Panda had been discussed but wasn't on the list because that Wolong guy and the "dueling pandas" problem. Flappybird is well known, pleasant, harmless, warm and fuzzy.  Kids like it.

Flappycoin has been choosen.  The copyrights issues are all worked out; everything is hush-hush and if anyone on the inside talks their contract says they don't paid and Walmart's lawyers will eat them alive.  They'll deny everything all day long.

Roll out is in a couple of months once some technical issues are worked out and if there aren't more bitcoin issues like Mt. Gox to muddy the waters.

Do I have definite proof? No.  I have absolutely no proof or evidence of any kind.  I heard the convo and saw that they had all kinds of Flappybird graphs on their laptops, etc. 

Do I own Flappycoin? Up until this morning, no.  But now, I've got loads. I am a Dogecoin guy and have some money in Spaincoin (if the Auroracoin air drop works, I'm rich, if not, I loose a thousand dollars or so.)  I got burned with Mazacoin.  Still don't know why that Payu guy just faded out.  Flappycoin seems like a waste to me, never looked at it but now I am ...

Will I get rich if Flappycoin goes up? Extremely. 

Will I dump my Flappycoin if it shoots up in value? Absolutely.  Immediately.Corporations change their plans all of the time.  Flappycoin is a useless shit coin with no value.  It almost hurt physically to sell bitcoins for something so worthless. 

Why not wait until it is official? I want to  be rich now.

Why am I telling everyone? Because I'm guessing there will be feeding frenzy on Flappybird especially when noobs get wind of this.  I really want to feel what it is like to be a whale.

LOL GTFO

[Propulsion]

I just mortgaged my house and bought all flappycoins!!!!

Edit: No I didn't. OP is spreading rumors.

[rmines]

This seems highly unlikely to me, no big corporation has supported other crypto than bitcoin yet.
If they would start accepting a coin it would be bitcoin, no doubt about it.

[HCLivess]

I feel sorry for you losing the game. Better luck next time. Don't make an idiot of yourself please.