nutildah
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Today at 06:58:01 AM |
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Dang, I shoulda made a pizza. Anyway, for this year I'd like to do my own awards.
These are the top 3 pizzas unlikely to make me sick (in order of listing):
Pizza #44 - Now this looks like a real pizza. Its just a little bit burnt (the way I like it) and has a nice, even assortment of the standard toppings my stomach is used to.
Pizza #112 - Has pretty much the same gut-friendly qualities of #44. I like how the ingredients are cooked all the way through. Even if I don't recognize all the toppings, its OK, I'll take a chance because they're not raw.
Pizza #132 - This is a simple olives on cheese pizza. There's not much that can go wrong here. The burned cheese hanging over the edge of the crust looks great. Both my tastebuds and digestive system would approve.
These are the top 3 pizzas likely to make me sick (no offense):
Pizza #29 - The dough looks raw and I can't tell whats going on here. Even after you take off the BTC and the chocolate/seaweed continents, you're left with quickmelt cheese with blue sugar sprinkles on it...
Pizza #36 - Nothing about this looks like food... I don't know what country this is from but I know you can't drink the tap water there.
Pizza #123 - Ah yes, a perfectly uncooked pizza loaded with raw meat bits, this is the winner. From what I can tell, there's a 50% chance you'd get food poisoning if you chowed this thing down.
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