PBMining 2TH/s Giveaway (Labour day Tournament)

[SlientBit]

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Entry # 12  / Customer # 4680

Joke:

Question:
In a pack, there's the Alpha male, the Beta male and the Omega male.
Which of them rules the pack?

Answer:
none, it's actually the Phi male that rules

[atinski]

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Entry: #19
PBM customer ID: #1003

[VJain]

Customer #: 5972

Entry # : 45

Where can you find pigs in Canada?
Tim Hortons

*BLATANT PLUG*

Android App - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coniform.pbmin
iPhone - Will resubmit when the following features are tested and implemented

Been pretty busy past few weeks, so haven't been able to push the update to the server. Here's what it's got...
0. An actual icon, rather then Cordova's base
1. Ability to browse all customers (the global stats)
2. Caching (for reduced internet usage)
3. Faster Response (server is now using a database rather then parsing the site every call)

Maybe Notifications (testing out still):
4. When payments are sent out
5. When Hashrate is again available
6. When price changes

[Corporate]

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What did the Pig say to the other Pig?
Nothing, pigs dont talk to other pigs, they only talk to humans.

[elviselvis101]

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Customer # 4948

Entry # 51



So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”

[forever21]

entry # 69
costumer # 2634

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where do you find those pigs that pretend to be a human?
answer: in the goverment

[minifrij]

Entry #43
Customer number #9202

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What do you take a pig to hospital in?
A hambulance.

[Jaaawsh]

Entry number 18

Customer Number 13188
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Why did the pig go to the casino?


To play the slop machine! hahahahahahahha

[WonFreeBitcoin]

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Entry number # 55

Customer Number 1389

[r1pp3r]

Entry#    99
Customer# 5422
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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[Wattda]

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customer #668
entry # 51
joke:
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story’s just a lot of hogwash.

[coinmaster222]

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customer # 56
entry # 32



What do you call a cow that has fallen on the ground?

Ground beef! 

[pietje]

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customer # 9592
entry # 75



Q: Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road?
 A: Because he was a slow-pork!

[eatrader]

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Entry: #95

Client: #4168

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

[Revolution]

Entry Number: #95

[LiteCoinUser84]

Customer ID: 13230
Entry Number: 39

Who is the most terrifying pig ever to have existed?

Frankenswine.

[RyanK]

92 Entry #
87 User #

Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret?
A: Because they love to squeal

[raskul]

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customer number #51
entry number #93


joke:

Paddy and Mick are walking along a road, when they get to a bridge.
On the Bridge is a man, holding another man over the edge of the bridge by the ankles.

Paddy says to the man - "Here, why are you holding that man over the edge of this bridge by his ankles?"
Man replies to Paddy - "Wait and see"

so, time passes and Paddy and Mick are there, watching, when all of a sudden, the man pulls up his friend and he has a big Salmon in his hands - the biggest fish that Paddy had ever seen, caught without a fishing line or a fishing net.

"Wow!" says Paddy, - "How on earth did you manage that?"

"Well," says the man, "simply hold your mate there over the edge of this bridge, when he feels a fish go by, tickle it's belly and pull it up." he goes on... "It's called GUDDLING for fish".

"Sorted!" says Paddy and as the two men walk off with their large Salmon.

"Come on Mick," he says, "get yourself over the edge of this bridge and catch us a Salmon for supper!"

and Mick does so, with Paddy holding onto Mick by his ankles, he waits....

"Have you caught one yet?" calls Paddy, to Mick.

"NOT YET!" shouts Mick, back to Paddy.

minutes pass...

"HAVE YOU CAUGHT ONE YET?" shouts Paddy, to Mick.

"NOT YET!" Mick replies.

half an hour goes by and Paddy is beginning to get tired, his arms ache and he is just about to drop Mick from the bridge, when...

"PULL ME UP! PULL ME UP! QUICK! PULL ME UP!" Mick screams.

"Why? Have you caught something?" Paddy asks.

"NO! THERE'S A FUCKING TRAIN COMING."

 

[Damascius]

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Customer #:  7128
Entry #: 41

What do you do if you see a spaceman?
You park in it, man.  

[ChekaZ]

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Customer number #13377
Entry number #38

Q: What do you call a pig that won the lottery?
A: Filthy rich!