And this little piggy went hashing!
customer number #51
entry number #93
joke:
Paddy and Mick are walking along a road, when they get to a bridge.
On the Bridge is a man, holding another man over the edge of the bridge by the ankles.
Paddy says to the man - "Here, why are you holding that man over the edge of this bridge by his ankles?"
Man replies to Paddy - "Wait and see"
so, time passes and Paddy and Mick are there, watching, when all of a sudden, the man pulls up his friend and he has a big Salmon in his hands - the biggest fish that Paddy had ever seen, caught without a fishing line or a fishing net.
"Wow!" says Paddy, - "How on earth did you manage that?"
"Well," says the man, "simply hold your mate there over the edge of this bridge, when he feels a fish go by, tickle it's belly and pull it up." he goes on... "It's called GUDDLING for fish".
"Sorted!" says Paddy and as the two men walk off with their large Salmon.
"Come on Mick," he says, "get yourself over the edge of this bridge and catch us a Salmon for supper!"
and Mick does so, with Paddy holding onto Mick by his ankles, he waits....
"Have you caught one yet?" calls Paddy, to Mick.
"NOT YET!" shouts Mick, back to Paddy.
minutes pass...
"HAVE YOU CAUGHT ONE YET?" shouts Paddy, to Mick.
"NOT YET!" Mick replies.
half an hour goes by and Paddy is beginning to get tired, his arms ache and he is just about to drop Mick from the bridge, when...
"PULL ME UP! PULL ME UP! QUICK! PULL ME UP!" Mick screams.
"Why? Have you caught something?" Paddy asks.
"NO! THERE'S A FUCKING TRAIN COMING."
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