$1000 loan so I can challenge Randi - $500,000 return

[Fuserleer]

What happened to the book??

Dank reminds me of "that guy" which is in everyone's circle of friends at least 1 time and just hounds the same girl over and over like so.....

Guy:  "Hey wanna go out on a date?"
Girl:   "Urm.....no thanks"
Guy:  "Why?? Im awesome!!!"
Girl:   "Heh, you aren't doing yourself any favors!!"
Guy:  "YOU ARE A HOE!!!  F U SKANK!!!"

few days later same as above except....

Guy:  "Hey sorry about the other day"
Girl:   "Thats ok, we all have bad days"
Guy:  "Yeah...so....wanna go out on a date?"
Girl:   "Urm.....no thanks"
Guy:  "Why?? Im awesome!!!"
Girl:   "Heh, you aren't doing yourself any favors!!"
Guy:  "YOU ARE A HOE!!!  F U SKANK!!!"

*repeat until death*

Dank.....just write the book man, its a good idea!!

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[Krabby]

Dan promises to sell it on the eMu marketplace

[Fuserleer]

LOL!  He can sell it on there himself!

[LiKaCoin]

Ok, just send me the address.

I'm sure you're good for it.

[rulesyQ]

In regards to this, nevermind the application is completely ridiculous.  No drug use.  As if drugs somehow lower the validity of something happening.

Well they certainly don't raise your chances either, no matter what you say. Thanks for constantly making occasional users&all drugs look bad, though. Not cool man.

This whole challenge is just a big screaming "I can't and don't want to accept anything than what I previously knew"

Just like your threads. Wanna guess why the offer still stands?

They require you to have been on TV or have some big article on you for it to actually count.

The real psychics don't stoop their selves to such a level.

"Real psychics"=con artists who take advantage of people who are retarded enough to believe this kind of bullshit.
Besides you have an article of yourself. Your mugshot&arrest story.

Well, anyways, if anyone wants to give me $1000, I will levitate for you and teach you how to do anything with your mind.

Maybe you'l levitate too, dunno.

What's that Jimi quote again? Are you saying you, and/or him are full of shit? I know one of you is.

In other words, you can't do shit, you're afraid to apply and now you're just begging for more money.

[sonysasankan]

Weren't you about to go homeless Dank?   

[rulesyQ]

Dank has to apply for the challenge, user Nitrous Monkey over@the shroomery was kind enough to make a couple of promo-pics for him:

https://i.imgur.com/WykU0L7.png

https://i.imgur.com/xLonBOb.png

[jonald_fyookball]

I didn't realize Chris angel had such good abs. I'm jealous.

[bigasic]

I want to take on Randi's challenge.  I have defied the laws of physics before, multiple times, I believe I can do it again.

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

I have experienced conscious levitation on two instances, I have seen with my eyes closed on two instances.  I have remote viewed on one instance.  I have held back pieces of clouds from moving and got my friends to do the same.

I have seen a multidimensional (physical) shapeshifter.  My friend has levitated once.  And I have seen a lamp jump off a table with no one around it.

The $1000 will go towards spiritual tools to assist me during the preliminary run and the final test.  I will be fasting for 42 days so I'm sure my state of mind will be suitable.  I will either levitate or see with my eyes closed.

Powers truly should not be used to earn money.  But because of the potential it has to make a difference in other's lives, I feel the positives outweigh the negative aspects.  The money will not be used to appease personal egotistical and materialistic desires, but rather to help change lives of others.

In fact, I do not think I want $500,000 even, so I would say let me have the first $10,000 payment, then you can have the rest of the $990,000.

Anybody want to test their faith?

Its called being under the influence of drugs. Many people that are on LSD and other similar drugs. The drugs told your brain that something moved.. In fact, I think you are on drugs right now... If you were to have these powers, you wouldnt be broke. If you indeed have these abilities, go to a night club, show them and in a few months youll have a lucrative vegas gig...

[bigasic]

At this time, for me to fully levitate my body one of the two needs to happen: I take an extraordinary dose of psychedelics, or, someone will try to kill me which will propel me to levitate from the energy of their hate.

For anyone that tries to kill me is only proving my reality correct.  Neo is born.

The former will happen.  The prior, well that's up to you.

Are you saying that you are omnipotent? Hell, if I took enough acid I too would be able to levitate and I weigh 250 pounds. (well, I would think i was being levitated)

So, in your eye, if someone tries to kill you, you will be levitate above them? Ok, now this has gone from being funny to down right idiotic.. Also, why the 42 days? is it a 420 MJ reference? I think you should stop the drugs and come back to reality, maybe then someone will loan you the money..

[rulesyQ]

https://i.imgur.com/3fDd1gX.gif

This(according to dank) is what happens when you try to kill dank.

Courtesy of Nitrous Monkey

[lucullus]

So what are the spiritual supplies? I'm guessing a vial of LSD, a pound of Cannabis, an entire Mescaline filled cactus, a buddha statue, incense sticks, and a few psychedelic CDs.

You're making me drool... but seriously, it doesn't count as flying if you're only flying in your trip Dank

Yeah he says "seeing with his eyes closed" counts as paranormal in the OP. Almost anyone gets hallucinations with their eyes closed even without drugs. With drugs you can believe you're in orbit around Saturn with your eyes open, or perhaps you'll have a conversation with the lizard king, but that doesn't count as paranormal.

you do mean imagination, as hallucinations are a medical disorder

[dank]

In regards to this, nevermind the application is completely ridiculous.  No drug use.  As if drugs somehow lower the validity of something happening.

Well they certainly don't raise your chances either, no matter what you say. Thanks for constantly making occasional users&all drugs look bad, though. Not cool man.

This whole challenge is just a big screaming "I can't and don't want to accept anything than what I previously knew"

Just like your threads. Wanna guess why the offer still stands?

They require you to have been on TV or have some big article on you for it to actually count.

The real psychics don't stoop their selves to such a level.

"Real psychics"=con artists who take advantage of people who are retarded enough to believe this kind of bullshit.
Besides you have an article of yourself. Your mugshot&arrest story.

Well, anyways, if anyone wants to give me $1000, I will levitate for you and teach you how to do anything with your mind.

Maybe you'l levitate too, dunno.

What's that Jimi quote again? Are you saying you, and/or him are full of shit? I know one of you is.

In other words, you can't do shit, you're afraid to apply and now you're just begging for more money.

What article?

You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.

I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

[jonald_fyookball]

I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.

[dank]

I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.

How?  And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world.  Society is completely destructive to our home.  We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years.  How old is earth again?

[jonald_fyookball]

I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.

How?  And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world.  Society is completely destructive to our home.  We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years.  How old is earth again?

how?  by producing a good or service that others would pay for...same thing you could be doing now by writing that book.

[Krabby]

I still want proof that you can do all these amazing things.
You would make us all eat our words if you could just get it on tape.

[Relnarien]

I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

I'm not sure how bumming money for drugs from complete strangers and doing nothing productive benefits the planet. Would you care to expand on that?

[bigasic]

Honestly, It sounds like you should start a religion or a commune or something. I don't know if you are old enough to know about flower power but it sounds like its right up your alley.

This is what drugs do to you. It skews your thinking. Stop the drugs for 6 months, then come back.

[Buffer Overflow]

I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.

How?  And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world.  Society is completely destructive to our home.  We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years.  How old is earth again?

Get a job planting trees then.