$1000 loan so I can challenge Randi - $500,000 return

[BadBear]

I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.

How?  And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world.  Society is completely destructive to our home.  We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years.  How old is earth again?

Get a job planting trees then.

He'said too important for that, he has a world to save. Starting out small and doable is for pussies.

[rulesyQ]

You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.

Anything includes levitating and whatnot, doesn't it? Contradicting yourself, again.

I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

Dank Bank failed. Dankcoin failed. What happened brah? Those charades were designed to make you money. They failed, so you have to keep coming up with more charades to try&scam more money.

I'm currently studying to become a productive member of the society. That's about 708346789234672479086x more than you've ever done&will ever do.

You aren't doing anything to make this world a better place. You can not do anything to make this world a better place. Your existence is about as significant as the shit that I took this morning.

You keep talking about this music festival, which will never happen, just like your hookah lounge.

This metaphysical mumbo jumbo means absolutely nothing to no one, but you. You alone. The only thing you're trying to do, is to scam people for more money. Anyone can see through your bullshit.

You are just a delusional kid, who can't take any responsibility of his actions. Truth hurts, that's why you keep playing these mind games. You can not admit to yourself that you've been failing with everything you've been doing for the past two years.

[Justin00]

you homeless yet dank ? and if so.. when does your mobile phone get shut off
best of luck with life and umm everything

[zimmah]

I want to take on Randi's challenge.  I have defied the laws of physics before, multiple times, I believe I can do it again.

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

I have experienced conscious levitation on two instances, I have seen with my eyes closed on two instances.  I have remote viewed on one instance.  I have held back pieces of clouds from moving and got my friends to do the same.

I have seen a multidimensional (physical) shapeshifter.  My friend has levitated once.  And I have seen a lamp jump off a table with no one around it.

The $1000 will go towards spiritual tools to assist me during the preliminary run and the final test.  I will be fasting for 42 days so I'm sure my state of mind will be suitable.  I will either levitate or see with my eyes closed.

Powers truly should not be used to earn money.  But because of the potential it has to make a difference in other's lives, I feel the positives outweigh the negative aspects.  The money will not be used to appease personal egotistical and materialistic desires, but rather to help change lives of others.

In fact, I do not think I want $500,000 even, so I would say let me have the first $10,000 payment, then you can have the rest of the $990,000.

Anybody want to test their faith?

I don't doubt your words, but i still doubt you will win the $1 million and here's why.

Those unexplained events are, as far as i know, caused by malevolent spirits, the bible refers to them as demons.

They like to mess with humans and make some of them believe they have special powers, or have 'the gift' or something, and they will allow humans to appear to be doing things normal humans can't do, including 'talking with the dead' (you're not really talking with the dead, but since spirits have lived a lot longer and have better memories plus they can use the fact that we can't normally see them to access areas a human would not easily access, so they have much more information so they can make someone believe they are a dead relative), lifting objects with their minds (it's just the spirit lifting the object), seeing distant places (the spirit alters your senses in such a way that you can see a distant place, and since spirits apparently have the ability to travel faster than light, or shift dimensions, they can make it in such a way you can instantly see objects even outside out visible universe). Things like voodoo and magic will also work for the same reasons. (including but not limited to killing or causing pain over a large distance, creating illness, altering senses or appearances, such as eye-color and shape of face). They can and will also sometimes cure people of cancer and other diseases to make them belief they are healed by the true god, while in reality they are just worshiping demons. The same goes for granting the ability to speak a language you have never learned.

But, you might say, if this is all true, than how come i never heard of it, and why has no one claimed the $1 million yet?

The simple fact is the spirits do not want the whole world to know. So whenever someone tries to get too much attention by proving their powers, they refuse to co-operate. Leaving everyone to beleive there is no such thing as 'paranormal'.

[ShibaWow]

I don't udnerstand why you people keep feeding him

Anyways, since we started already..

I would imagine most of have a job or business that adds value to society.

How?  And valuing society does not equate to valuing the world.  Society is completely destructive to our home.  We've consumed over half of earth's forests (our source of air, may I remind you) in the last 100 years.  How old is earth again?

Get a job planting trees then.

He'said too important for that, he has a world to save. Starting out small and doable is for pussies.

I think pornhub is going to take care of the trees


@dank I want to meet you in RL

can you send me enough bitcoins to buy a ticket?

[Kuttingcorners]

you want some money ill give you .2 of a bitcoin if you send in a video of you burning all the hair off your hippie head with a lighter. if you don't trust me i will use escrow. I don't want no pussy flame i want a big ass fire and we will need some technical rules on flame size if we go through with this. You also must hold a sign that says dank loves dink while this flame burns.  now you can do a job for the first time ever! as your former employer i can even give you a good reference if you go through with it! after this sky is the limit dink!

[IamCANADIAN013]

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

It sure does, at least for the neighbors dog, let me explain. They don't like to mow their lawn for some reason, probably too lazy, it gets very long after a while until the owners of the house give them shit and they mow.  He's just a hound type of dog.

Small dog, long lawn, you do the math. I don't think you'd like to lift your leg in that either. There is this tree right close to my property line that he eyeballed for the longest time. I now mow an extra path on their side so he can reach that tree.

What have you done exactly?

[leex1528]

Please don't feel the troll, just ignore his posts and him as a whole.  It will be better for the community if this happens.

[bigasic]

I don't even know why I waste time viewing these type of threads. I guess its like a car wreck, you just gotta see it.

[bitmarket.io]

Sure. Here you go. Send me QPs in return.

[dank]

You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.

Anything includes levitating and whatnot, doesn't it? Contradicting yourself, again.

I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

Dank Bank failed. Dankcoin failed. What happened brah? Those charades were designed to make you money. They failed, so you have to keep coming up with more charades to try&scam more money.

I'm currently studying to become a productive member of the society. That's about 708346789234672479086x more than you've ever done&will ever do.

You aren't doing anything to make this world a better place. You can not do anything to make this world a better place. Your existence is about as significant as the shit that I took this morning.

You keep talking about this music festival, which will never happen, just like your hookah lounge.

This metaphysical mumbo jumbo means absolutely nothing to no one, but you. You alone. The only thing you're trying to do, is to scam people for more money. Anyone can see through your bullshit.

You are just a delusional kid, who can't take any responsibility of his actions. Truth hurts, that's why you keep playing these mind games. You can not admit to yourself that you've been failing with everything you've been doing for the past two years.

I think you should read the first quote again..

Studying for what?  What kind of productively destructive member are you learning to become?  A banker?  Energy industry?  A doctor?  How are you leaving a positive footprint?

Just because you don't understand the ascension doesn't mean it's not happening, it just means you won't ascend.

[jonald_fyookball]

You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.

Anything includes levitating and whatnot, doesn't it? Contradicting yourself, again.

I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

Dank Bank failed. Dankcoin failed. What happened brah? Those charades were designed to make you money. They failed, so you have to keep coming up with more charades to try&scam more money.

I'm currently studying to become a productive member of the society. That's about 708346789234672479086x more than you've ever done&will ever do.

You aren't doing anything to make this world a better place. You can not do anything to make this world a better place. Your existence is about as significant as the shit that I took this morning.

You keep talking about this music festival, which will never happen, just like your hookah lounge.

This metaphysical mumbo jumbo means absolutely nothing to no one, but you. You alone. The only thing you're trying to do, is to scam people for more money. Anyone can see through your bullshit.

You are just a delusional kid, who can't take any responsibility of his actions. Truth hurts, that's why you keep playing these mind games. You can not admit to yourself that you've been failing with everything you've been doing for the past two years.

I think you should read the first quote again..

Studying for what?  What kind of productively destructive member are you learning to become?  A banker?  Energy industry?  A doctor?  How are you leaving a positive footprint?

Just because you don't understand the ascension doesn't mean it's not happening, it just means you won't ascend.

Newsflash... the ascent has been happening for thousands of years.  
We are more spiritually evolved now than we were then.

You're not really speeding up the ascent by posting on Bitcointalk,
but your rantings do entertain many of us.  

And whats with this "productively destructive" bullcrap?
You sound like a damn moron when you say shit like that,
because the world isn't going to get better if we all just stop
participating in it.

Furthermore, you're quite the hypocrite to question rulesyQ's
plans when you're not contributing a single tradeable value
to society.

[sonysasankan]

Hush now... while his guitar gently weeps  

[dank]

You talking about "With the power of soul, anything is possible" - Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, he was talking about anything, not some things.

Anything includes levitating and whatnot, doesn't it? Contradicting yourself, again.

I'm doing something for myself and I'm doing something for the world.

What are you all doing?  Besides making money?  Does you existence actually better this planet for those around you?

Dank Bank failed. Dankcoin failed. What happened brah? Those charades were designed to make you money. They failed, so you have to keep coming up with more charades to try&scam more money.

I'm currently studying to become a productive member of the society. That's about 708346789234672479086x more than you've ever done&will ever do.

You aren't doing anything to make this world a better place. You can not do anything to make this world a better place. Your existence is about as significant as the shit that I took this morning.

You keep talking about this music festival, which will never happen, just like your hookah lounge.

This metaphysical mumbo jumbo means absolutely nothing to no one, but you. You alone. The only thing you're trying to do, is to scam people for more money. Anyone can see through your bullshit.

You are just a delusional kid, who can't take any responsibility of his actions. Truth hurts, that's why you keep playing these mind games. You can not admit to yourself that you've been failing with everything you've been doing for the past two years.

I think you should read the first quote again..

Studying for what?  What kind of productively destructive member are you learning to become?  A banker?  Energy industry?  A doctor?  How are you leaving a positive footprint?

Just because you don't understand the ascension doesn't mean it's not happening, it just means you won't ascend.

Newsflash... the ascent has been happening for thousands of years.  
We are more spiritually evolved now than we were then.

You're not really speeding up the ascent by posting on Bitcointalk,
but your rantings do entertain many of us.  

The ascension is exponentially increasing and we will soon reach a point of singularity.  That is when the actual event of the ascension to the fifth dimension will occur.

I am informing you so your knowledge can one day be utilized and spread to those around you, when you're ready.

And whats with this "productively destructive" bullcrap?
You sound like a damn moron when you say shit like that,
because the world isn't going to get better if we all just stop
participating in it.

Furthermore, you're quite the hypocrite to question rulesyQ's
plans when you're not contributing a single tradeable value
to society.

Yes.  It would be multitudes better if we stopped participating in it.  Our society kills.  It's fuel is greed, hate and negativity.

We can create a better world.  One that is run by oneness, love and positivity.

Hate leads to cycles of life and death.  Love leads to eternity.

It starts with you.

[Vod]

The ascension is exponentially increasing and we will soon reach a point of singularity.  That is when the actual event of the ascension to the fifth dimension will occur.

Everything with donkey is soon, in the future.

The future never arrives - nothing ever happens... 

[Buffer Overflow]

Trouble with this fifth dimension thingy is they don't want any Tom, Dick or Harry entering willy-nilly. I mean I'll be okay at the door,  but then I'm not a scamming scumbag.

As for you Dank.... Well..... I guess the fifth dimension has an dedicated in-house jury to decided for the dodgy applicants.

[Acidyo]

It doesn't count if you are under the influence of LSD...

Haha, this is literally the best comment in this thread.

[Killerloop]

The ascension is exponentially increasing and we will soon reach a point of singularity.  That is when the actual event of the ascension to the fifth dimension will occur.

I am informing you so your knowledge can one day be utilized and spread to those around you, when you're ready.

Typical Donkey copied bullshit, words with a nice sound but empty of meaning. He doesn't even know what a singularity or a dimension is.
He is quite as bad at mathematics as he is at socializing.

Yes.  It would be multitudes better if we stopped participating in it.  Our society kills.  It's fuel is greed, hate and negativity.

We can create a better world.  One that is run by oneness, love and positivity.

Hate leads to cycles of life and death.  Love leads to eternity.

It starts with you.

Donkey I am still waiting for you to start your 42 days fasting without food. Please abstain from liquids for at least a week for further purification.

[jonald_fyookball]

Yes.  It would be multitudes better if we stopped participating in it.  Our society kills.  It's fuel is greed, hate and negativity.

The only alternative to society is everyone grows their own food
(by hand since there will be no one left to build tools ).  

Last time I checked, farming was hard work, and considering
you're too lazy to get a part time job at 7-11,
I don't think you'll have much fun.

But go ahead and please try it Dank.
Then you can report back to us and tell us how great it is.
You want to lead by example, nows your big chance!

Also, the world isn't just about greed, hate, and negativity. 
There are ALL KINDS of people in the world: good, bad,
and everywhere in between.  Some of them are greedy,
some of them are generous, and most are somewhere in the middle.

You might want to jot that one down if you're going to be a spiritual teacher.

[Killerloop]

But go ahead and please try it Dank.

He is called Donkey, not Dank.