Change ONLY one word in the post above of the iconic novel opening.

[Bobsurplus]

When was a dank and thorny öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the fjord, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the fire that struggled against the dankness.

[u9y42]

When was a dank and thorny öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the fjord, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Bobsurplus]

When was a dank and thorny öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the doorsteps, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

When was our dank and thorny öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the doorsteps, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Bobsurplus]

When was our dank and fuckedup öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling along the doorsteps, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

When was our dank and fuckedup öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the doorsteps, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Bobsurplus]

When was our dank, the fuckedup öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the doorsteps, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

When was our dank, the fuckedup öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who wallowed down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

<slick move there, Bob, and I like it, for I was troubled by the change, but didn't know how to fix it - punctuation>

[armin22]

When was our dank, the fuckedup öyster; the porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who raped down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

When was our dank, the fuckedup öyster; verboten porn flâneur in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who raped down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Bobsurplus]

When was our dank, the fuckedup öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who raped down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[Gleb Gamow]

When was our dank, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who raped down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[JohnnyBTCSeed]

Lucy was our dank, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who raped down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb scanty flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[e1ghtSpace]

Lucy was our dank, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who raped down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[JohnnyBTCSeed]

Lucy was our dank, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who rode down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swam against the dankness.

[rhino34567]

Lucy was our dank, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, when it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who rode down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swam against the people.

[JohnnyBTCSeed]

Lucy was our dank, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, like it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who rode down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swam against the people.

[Gleb Gamow]

Lucy was our phylactery, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, like it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who rode down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swam against the people.

[rhino34567]

Lucy was our phylactery, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, like it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who rode down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swarmed against the people.

[Bobsurplus]

Lucy was our darkcoiner, the schtupped öyster; verboten porn reject in Lackawanna - siphoning at occasional intercourse, like it was lost by a maniac Dank on LSD who rode down the streets (for it is on Whoppers that our penny-farthings ride), cackling by the gibbosity, and fiercely agitating Gleb the flame of the fire that swarmed against the people.