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Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But, dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. But, sometimes pussies can be so full of shit, that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are just an inch and half away from assholes. So, if dicks didn't fuck assholes, then we'd soon all have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.  |
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ivanst776
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November 04, 2014, 06:16:06 PM |
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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
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Morgana
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November 04, 2014, 06:20:16 PM |
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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
so jealous of that wooden oscars lol. must be a shitty feeling to do all that work for just some wood thing. |
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richierich
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November 04, 2014, 06:24:40 PM |
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When you buy a loaf of bread it's guaranteed to have either mouse droppings or urine in it.
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NewLiberty
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November 05, 2014, 10:05:57 AM |
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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
so jealous of that wooden oscars lol. must be a shitty feeling to do all that work for just some wood thing. It is also a false fun fact. The only wooden Oscars award was that given to Edgar Bergan (the famous Ventriloquist) in honor of his wooden dummy. (Oscars given our during WWII were made of plaster as part of the propaganda, there was enough metal) The plaster Oscars were replaced with the real ones later. |
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NewLiberty
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November 05, 2014, 10:11:53 AM |
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The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named "El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula"
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My Name Was Taken
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November 05, 2014, 10:14:48 PM |
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When you buy a loaf of bread it's guaranteed to have either mouse droppings or urine in it.
Guaranteed? Gee, they should put that on the packaging. |
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RainVein
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November 05, 2014, 10:29:50 PM |
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The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named "El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula"
How did they decide to shorten it by so much  |
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November 10, 2014, 02:19:06 PM |
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Cows farting do more to the Greenhouse effect than us humans
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NewLiberty
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November 10, 2014, 03:13:32 PM |
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Cows farting do more to the Greenhouse effect than us humans
Global warming can be ended by bovine Tums? |
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blacksails
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November 10, 2014, 06:21:53 PM |
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Cows farting do more to the Greenhouse effect than us humans
Lol, no it doesn't. |
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November 10, 2014, 08:26:24 PM |
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Advice books about sex have been around for ages. The Roman Poet Ovid raved about partners having an orgasm at the same time. He also advised that women with a smaller partner should refrain from sitting on top of the man during sex.
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blablaace
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November 10, 2014, 08:35:17 PM |
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Cows farting do more to the Greenhouse effect than us humans
Lol, no it doesn't. Methane gas acts like a blanket around our planet => trapping heat |
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Vod
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November 11, 2014, 05:51:26 AM |
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Everyone knows this one but... a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Who wants to change race?
Women can have orgasms that last for 30 minutes... I'm just speaking from my own experience.  |
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blacksails
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November 11, 2014, 06:24:41 AM |
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Cows farting do more to the Greenhouse effect than us humans
Lol, no it doesn't. Methane gas acts like a blanket around our planet => trapping heat Yeah, but the methane cows produce is not even close to all greenhouse gasses humans release. |
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Clint
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November 11, 2014, 07:02:28 AM |
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Everyone knows this one but... a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Who wants to change race?
Women can have orgasms that last for 30 minutes... I'm just speaking from my own experience. i experience max of 20minutes only  |
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ndnh
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November 11, 2014, 01:35:28 PM
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11% of people surveyed believe HTML was a sexually transmitted disease. The study was conducted by Vouchercloud.net, a coupon website, as a way to determine how knowledgeable users are when it comes to tech terms. Besides HTML, 27% identified "gigabyte" as an insect commonly found in South America, 23% thought an "MP3" was a "Star Wars" robot, and 18% identified "Blu-ray" as a marine animal Source: http://www.oddee.com/item_99116.aspx |
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Sindelar1938
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November 11, 2014, 04:16:01 PM |
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Did you know that Burkina Faso has 17mn inhabitants. Freaky. Always figured it was a small African naton
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