Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[repentance]

I hope your soul mate is using contraception because the possibility of your breeding is truly horrifying dank.

[fgervais]

I hope your soul mate is using contraception because the possibility of your breeding is truly horrifying dank.

No time to think about such things in the context of a sexual assault.

[repentance]

And fuck you dank for not giving a shit about the fact that your failure to pay squall has left him owing money to others.  What a nice thing to do to someone who helped you out.

[fgervais]

And fuck you dank for not giving a shit about the fact that your failure to pay squall has left him owing money to others.  What a nice thing to do to someone who helped you out.

But Squall's about to be the richest man alive, because dank.

[Vod]

earth will complete this cycle, where no doubt or negativity exists on earth, soon.

You said that would happen by the end of 2012.  It didn't.

[fgervais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpXAknykeg

[dank]

And fuck you dank for not giving a shit about the fact that your failure to pay squall has left him owing money to others.  What a nice thing to do to someone who helped you out.

You fail to realize I couldn't physically pay him if I tried.  How could I get a job with an arrest warrant?  Why do I have an arrest warrant for a victimless crime?  How could I follow my beliefs if I'm a part of an industry that profits off death?

The only thing I could've done to pay squall was continue selling drugs like I had done to buy my house in Winston Salem and my guitar/amp.

But wait!  That's against the rules too.  Quite the game when they can produce all the drugs, money and death they want, yet we can't trade freely chemicals that have been proven to exert empathy in humans and cure 'disorders' such as PTSD and depression.

America is the land of the free, last time I checked.  I will act accordingly, empowering my freedom of choice.

[fgervais]

Instead of trying to be santa claus by dropping your shit all around town you could have pawned it and gave Squall the money.

You know, actually trying?

[KWH]

And fuck you dank for not giving a shit about the fact that your failure to pay squall has left him owing money to others.  What a nice thing to do to someone who helped you out.

You fail to realize I couldn't physically pay him if I tried.  How could I get a job with an arrest warrant?  Why do I have an arrest warrant for a victimless crime?  How could I follow my beliefs if I'm a part of an industry that profits off death?

The only thing I could've done to pay squall was continue selling drugs like I had done to buy my house in Winston Salem and my guitar/amp.

But wait!  That's against the rules too.  Quite the game when they can produce all the drugs, money and death they want, yet we can't trade freely chemicals that have been proven to exert empathy in humans and cure 'disorders' such as PTSD and depression.

America is the land of the free, last time I checked.  I will act accordingly, empowering my freedom of choice.

At this rate, you won't have freedom of choice for long.

[dank]

I was taught in school to be the change you want to see in reality.

I will always have freedom of choice, I will always have my freewill.

[fgervais]

Something something status of limitation something living like a hobo for 7 years.

[Vod]

Well, we all knew he was a scammer... now the noobs know as well. 

[evolve]

Hello, everyone, my name is Dank and I'm here to prove my worthiness as an investment.  I have a dream, a dream unfolding before my eyes, guiding me through life and I'm here to ask for the financial support needed to make my dream a reality.

By the end of this year, 2012, I believe I will be a highly known guitarist/musician.  This time frame may seem unrealistically short, for I have only started playing electric guitar towards the end of August, but recent realizations have led me to believe this is possible.  Humans have been evolving exponentially for some time now, with advances in technology and communication lessening the time needed for the same amount of change to occur.  Logically, following this pattern, there will come a time when more change happens in an hour than has happened in the last millennium.  Through meditation, connecting to a higher consciousness within, and communicating these ideas, I've had the epiphany that 2012 is a real event.  It's not the end of the world and it's nothing to fear, the changes occurring through 2012 are completely spiritual.  Humans are waking up from the illusion of our man-made society, our awareness is increasing and we are once again discovering the true spiritual nature of our universe and self.  This burst of love gleaming through the world will manifest globally, this year, and with the increased self awareness and worldly consciousness (through communication/technology), it will stay among us.  The truth can be found within one's self, and when the truth is found, it spreads like wildfire.  More and more individuals are realizing, the only thing needed to be truly happy, is to act out of love.  By the end of this year, we will reach a critical point where love is rampantly understood and sought upon, where more humans become in tune with our consciousness and leave behind their egos, along with the negativity associated with ego, such as greed, disease, war, power and fear.  This power of love is what will give me the ability to effectively play guitar, from the soul, this year.

I'm no more special than anyone else, many others know these things and more learn everyday.  Our ancestors knew these times would come, and you do to.  Your consciousness, our consciousness, knows everything, it's up to you to tap into it and find out for yourself.

I'm calling upon individuals to help support me as I, and others, share this message of love among mankind.  I would like to organize a music festival, larger than woodstock, by the end of the year, and believe it is possible, with the conscious, united effort of humanity.

I'm looking for people interested in helping with the music festival.  What we're looking for:

✓ 1000 Acres land
✓ Stage equipment
✓ Audio equipment
✓ Audio technician
✓ Lighting equipment
✓ Lighting technician
✓ Contractor (build bathrooms)
✓ Electrician
✓ Lots of fireworks + pyro

Optionally, we will also set up some carnival type rides if we could get a volunteer for them.

Of course, we could have more than one of each volunteering position and anyone that just wants to volunteer to help, can.

Help be a part of history by taking the end of the year off of work and working together, as one, to form the biggest music festival ever.

Updated guitar samples will be posted periodically: http://soundcloud.com/dankm

Jimi Hendrix - Power to love


Payouts occur each Friday.  Your deposit may be withheld for however long of a duration you choose.  Interest rates are subject to change for new deposits only.

Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance.  I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action.  Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based.  I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.

Interest chart

Investment	Monthly	Bimonthly
10-25 BTC	1.2%	1.3%
25-50 BTC	1.4%	1.5%
50-100 BTC	1.5%	1.6%
100-500 BTC	1.7%	1.8%
500+ BTC	1.9%	2.0%

Statistics

Total invested:	415.36 BTC
Currently invested:	76.36 BTC
Minimum deposit:	10 BTC
Current capacity:	1000 BTC
Available durations:	monthly, bimonthly

Deposits

ID	Investor	Investment	Weekly interest	Duration	Start date
0008	senbonzakura	1.36 BTC	N/A	Monthly	9-29-12
0009	squall1066	75 BTC	2.0%	Bimonthly	10-11-12

Happy to answer any questions regarding anything I've said.

Have your read your OP lately, dank?  

These were your actual words.


How does that make you feel? I mean, you screwed Squall pretty fucking hard here.

You said that you give  "my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions." in your "danksurance" section...so does Squall now get to own your soul since you defaulted?

it only seems fair...

no exceptions....(your words)

[Vod]

You fail to realize I couldn't physically pay him if I tried.  How could I get a job with an arrest warrant?  

You deal with it like an adult.  Then you get a job.  Then you pay people back what you owe.

[fgervais]

If Squall's reading this, I'll offer whatever bitcents I have left for the title of that soul.

[peasant]

Dank, congratulations on proving all of your doubters correct. You can add me to that list now as well. You are truly unexceptional.

[repentance]

Dank, congratulations on proving all of your doubters correct. You can add me to that list now as well. You are truly unexceptional.

Fortunately, no-one is likely to lend him so much as another bitcent after this so hopefully he'll go and find another online community where he can sponge off people and continue his flower child wank-fest.

[dank]

I offered my soul, apparently it isn't wanted.  I told you all how to love unconditionally, it's up for you to enact that change in your life and reap the benefits.

Rep, it matters not, surely not with the looming econonic meltdown.  When money is out of the equation, I suppose we will see if love is really all that matters.

[fgervais]

I offered my soul, apparently it isn't wanted.  I told you all how to love unconditionally, it's up for you to enact that change in your life and reap the benefits.

Rep, it matters not, surely not with the looming econonic meltdown.  When money is out of the equation, I suppose we will see if love is really all that matters.

Ignoring the fact that lol, economic meltdown, you don't see a link between love and reputation?

[repentance]

The only economic meltdown you need to worry about is your personal economic meltdown, dank  -  you'll have to find somewhere new to pan-handle now that you've blown your chances of ever being able to borrow here again.