Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[BTCKnowledge]

Sounds like a wannabe Aldus Huxley

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[AndrewBUD]

Bahahahahaahaha..... Dude needs to grow up... Live like a normal person.... All this crazy talk isn't going to get you anywhere.


It works the other way around... Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy. 

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Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.

God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.

[AndrewBUD]

Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.

God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.

LOL... Dank has no idea what money is.. He has never worked a day in his life.....Soon he'll be babbling off "God told me that you would give me a quarter, please"

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Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.

God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.

LOL... Dank has no idea what money is.. He has never worked a day in his life.....Soon he'll be babbling off "God told me that you would give me a quarter, please"

I pray that my kids never end up like this jobless junkie.

[fgervais]

I wouldn't be as naive to call an individual god, as that's similar to calling a tree god. 

I love myself, god loves me, for I am god. 

We've been depleting earth of it's oil for quite some time, removing the lubricant from the earth's plates, it makes sense that a tsunami of some sort could spawn as a result of the damage to our home.

Eating food is killing yourself, as you become more aware of it, the more it will happen.  If society carries on with a normal thanksgiving, many will die.

Thanks to fgervsis, I will stop eating on thanksgiving.  I'm sure I can live forever if I don't fall asleep. You die every night, after all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCKdtBWT0Bs

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I wouldn't be as naive to call an individual god, as that's similar to calling a tree god.

I love myself, god loves me, for I am god.

Dank comedy gold. LOL  

Let's hear you try to backpeddle out of this slip up.

[greyhawk]

Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.

God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.

I find it hilarious that he claims to hate the concept of money, but spends his day in a forum dedicated to currency fetishism.

[fgervais]

Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.

God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.

I find it hilarious that he claims to hate the concept of money, but spends his day in a forum dedicated to currency fetishism.

... begging for said money.

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WARNING: If you have money in this bank, pull it out now!.  The owner is not eating anymore after this Thursday, and will be dead by christmas (unless he is lying).

When you eat food, you are destroying yourself. You create division between your soulmate.  Why do you eat food everyday? Because your primal instinct tells you to. You listen, for you believe you must kill other parts of yourself for you to sustain energy. In practice, everyday, we wake up, eat, and die again that night. We're trapped in this cycle of unawareness until we break free from it, until we learn to become self aware, we learn to stop doubting and just believe.

Thanksgiving will be my last meal, I will be transitioning to the other side, afterwards.

[greyhawk]

So it's going to be Zombie Festival then?

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When you eat food, you are destroying yourself. You create division between your soulmate.  Why do you eat food everyday? Because your primal instinct tells you to. You listen, for you believe you must kill other parts of yourself for you to sustain energy. In practice, everyday, we wake up, eat, and die again that night. We're trapped in this cycle of unawareness until we break free from it, until we learn to become self aware, we learn to stop doubting and just believe.

Thanksgiving will be my last meal, I will be transitioning to the other side, afterwards.

Interesting. Somewhat oddly Dank appears to welcome drugs with open arms, but happy to give a lecture on how bad eating is and how it destroys use humans. It does leave me scratching my head.

What other natural body functions does Dank disapprove of? Is sex frowned upon? What about breathing? How about releasing a huge dump?

[greyhawk]

Wait, wait, I got one...

Dank's "starving" for attention.

 

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[AndrewBUD]

This will not end well.

Quoted this old post:



It's going to end very soon. Poor kids off his rocker. Hopefully his family cares enough for him to have him committed

[fgervais]

Whoa, missed the fasting part, and also missed this:

This includes smoking weed. No matter how beautiful of a plant she may be, you cannot destroy her without destroying yourself. To be with your soulmate is to be with nature. To be divided is to create confusion. She doesn't understand why you destroy yourself with food, yet you keep doing it. If you repeat the same life everyday, you're living in the past rather than now.

Seems like the hobos he's hanging around with have turned him on extreme veganism or some shit.

He also seems to have totally disconnected:

Why can't language be used to describe logic rather than useless creation of material objects?

At this point, I urge anyone who has dank's IRL contact info to reach his parents, forward them this thread (along with his post history) and ask them to take a more active role in his mental health management. Either he's dead within a month, by his foolish self-starvation, or he's going to snap something fierce when December 21st rolls around and he realizes he's not... whatever he's expecting to become.

I'm specifically calling out senbonzakura, you seem to be of high moral fiber, you know this can't continue.

[Blazr]

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Dude, I gotta say, well done on the site!

[repentance]

Whoa, missed the fasting part, and also missed this:

This includes smoking weed. No matter how beautiful of a plant she may be, you cannot destroy her without destroying yourself. To be with your soulmate is to be with nature. To be divided is to create confusion. She doesn't understand why you destroy yourself with food, yet you keep doing it. If you repeat the same life everyday, you're living in the past rather than now.

Seems like the hobos he's hanging around with have turned him on extreme veganism or some shit.

He also seems to have totally disconnected:

Why can't language be used to describe logic rather than useless creation of material objects?

At this point, I urge anyone who has dank's IRL contact info to reach his parents, forward them this thread (along with his post history) and ask them to take a more active role in his mental health management. Either he's dead within a month, by his foolish self-starvation, or he's going to snap something fierce when December 21st rolls around and he realizes he's not... whatever he's expecting to become.

I'm specifically calling out senbonzakura, you seem to be of high moral fiber, you know this can't continue.

You missed more than that.

Thanksgiving will be my last meal, I will be transitioning to the other side, afterwards.

Those that lose their ego and stop eating will evolve into higher forms of life. Your body will remain intact, but will shrink as its no longer needed for survival. You'll eventually take the form of a grey alien, while we continue to spread love through the universe.

Apparently if you stop eating you turn into a grey alien.

I'm calling pure troll.  Anyone as delusional as dank pretends to be here would be showing frank signs of it in real life.

[fgervais]

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Dude, I gotta say, well done on the site!

I really should finish it, kinda lost interest a while back. I know what I'm doing tonight.

Pray for my soul, for I have to review our little godchild's post history...

[fgervais]

Apparently if you stop eating you turn into a grey alien.

I'm calling pure troll.  Anyone as delusional as dank pretends to be here would be showing frank signs of it in real life.

What kind of mnemonic virus is in that post? Every time I read it, there seems to be a paragraph my eyes just jumped over or my mind forgot, perhaps in self defense.