Zhou Tong walks into a bar...

[westkybitcoins]

People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? 

Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.

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[myrkul]

People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? 

Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.

Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?

[myrkul]

People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? 

Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.

Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?

No, he was an annoying kid. There’s a difference. Zhou never annoyed anyone he only stole money. Come to think of it I like Zhou more than Atlas so he isn’t all bad.

Well, call me crazy, but I'll take an honest ass-hole over a charming thief any day.

[westkybitcoins]

People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? 

Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public.

Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?

No, he was an annoying kid. There’s a difference. Zhou never annoyed anyone he only stole money. Come to think of it I like Zhou more than Atlas so he isn’t all bad.

Well, call me crazy, but I'll take an honest ass-hole over a charming thief any day.

+1

Although I realize, based on general human behavior, we seem to be in the minority.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Zhou, Tihan, Amir, Patrick, Donald and Bruce walk into a bar.

Al the Alpaca: (to the bartender) It must me happy hour.

[AndrewBUD]

Must be self mutilation time (orgY) ?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

(overheard at table #5) Who ever thinks that we should do this as a monthly weekly meetup... raise your end of the table.
Bartender: I hate it when they do that.
Al the Alpaca: What? The magic show?

[repentance]

Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record?

Atlas didn't have "an excellent track record".

I wouldn't call Zhou "charming".  Just like Atlas, he can get quite petulant when people aren't worshipping at the altar of his intelligence and especially when he gets called out on stuff.  In other words, he behaves pretty much like a normal teenager.

[Al the Alpaca]

ZT: Is Phinn here?
Bartender: You just missed him.
ZT: LRucky me!

[stochastic]

don't forget without any voice recording to prove any call took place.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

ZT: Why does it always smell like a barn when I come in here?
Bartender: What'll be, Mack?
ZT: The name's not Mack! And I'll have a Mai Tai.
Bartender: Cash or Credit?
ZT: You know what this place needs?
Bartender: No! What, Mack?
ZT: I said it ain't Mack. Anyway, you need a fabulous website with proper SEO.
Bartender: If you say so, Mack.
ZT: How many times are you going to refer to me as Mack?
Bartender: Only until you tell me your name, Mack.
ZT: It seems you don't know who I am.
Bartender: Right on, Mack!
ZT: I guess I'm going to have to tell you, don't I?
Bartender: I'm all alpaca ears!
ZT: I have founded Bitcoinica, became profitable after a week and exited successfully in 2011. It was one of the most profitable and fast-growing business in Bitcoin economy under my management.
Bartender: Cool story, Mack. Want another Mai Tai?
ZT: Make it a double!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!

>Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.<

Dear Joe,

I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names and SEO SAAS. This should hold me over till I'm done with my Trinity College online schooling.

Peace, bro.

Ryan Zhou Tong

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: What'll be today, Kevin?
ZT Kevin: I need you to make me up one of them great stories, for I'm in a pickle.
Bartender: Phinn? Again?
ZT Kevin: Bingo!
Duck: Aflac!

[mem]

Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me?
Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar.
ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket.
Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue.
The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me!

>Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.<

Dear Joe,

I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names and SEO SAAS. This should hold me over till I'm done with my Trinity College online schooling.

Peace, bro.

Ryan Zhou Tong

I think you nailed it

[Phinnaeus Gage]

ZT Kevin: Hey, Mack.
Bartender: Hey, Kevin. Why so gloom? Tough week at the museum?
ZT Kevin: Yep! And elsewhere.
Bartender: You look so stressed. Have you been to myfreecams.com lately?
ZT Kevin: Been there? Hell, I... Wait a sec! You almost tricked me.
Duck: Aflac!

[LoupGaroux]

A guy walks into a bar with Zhou Tong. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
Zhou Tong jumps all around the place. Zhou Tong grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you
see what Zhou Tong just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff Zhou Tong ate and
leaves.

Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has Zhou Tong with him. He orders a
drink and Zhou Tong starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing
his drink, Zhou Tong finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

Then Zhou Tong finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what Zhou Tong did  just now?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he measures everything first now."

[Danijel Habek]

After a cue ball ass condition Zhou Tong couldn't sit in front of his computer, so he went to his MD to check up on his butt.
MD told him to take down his pants and bend over.
After the brief look at ZT's asshole, MD said: "Well sir, you have a book example of hemorrhoids!"
Zhou Tong replied: "Fuck it doc, you could have said that to my face!"

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Stranger: Is it always this crowded in here?
Bartender: Nah! Just a Zhou Tong support group.
Stranger: Must be an important guy. Is he here?
Bartender: Nah! Nobody's ever seen him. What'll be?
Stranger: I'll have whatever the alpaca's drinkin'.
Bartender: I'll brew a fresh pot.
Al the Alpaca: If he were here you'd see fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Bartender: What you think?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Nicely written. Going to post it now. What I owe you?
Bartender: The usual.
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: It's been a busy week. Can I pay you tomorrow? My pretty mouth's sore.
Bartender: I can still squeal like a pig.
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Okay! But do the alpaca shrieking whine instead, for I'm on a mission, and audiological techniques help keep me focus.
Al the Alpaca: Anybody here interested in buying a Relic watch?

[AndrewBUD]

Dude have you seen my keys?