![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg923%2F7018%2FtMhu5c.jpg&t=663&c=to8t6i7oPzVRsg) The person who coined the phrase “One Hit Wonder” never came up with another catchphrase
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg923%2F9894%2FXt9pJ2.jpg&t=663&c=FHX0OTepE2rWiQ) 69% of people find something dirty in everything they read
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg923%2F706%2FOXZQAb.jpg&t=663&c=ZaHw-WnA7BTZHg) I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F8410%2Fnmk4OO.jpg&t=663&c=ZqGdcN-UmIidJw) This year I've been walking five miles a day to lose weight, now I just need to figure out how to get home
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg923%2F5125%2F5xnbw9.jpg&t=663&c=T3kVe34DElORWg) I was recently fingered for a crime, which seems like a really weird punishment
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F2020%2F59X7Li.jpg&t=663&c=GBYZnQsQYftYwA) Parenthood is like debugging code - you never really know what's going to happen until it's too late
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I don’t want to blow my own trumpet but I am in a pretty cool orchestra ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F7369%2FBy2RKV.jpg&t=663&c=HSOm_4mmKSK0yA)
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You might think the lead singer is in charge of the band, but it's really the guitarist who is pulling the strings
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg923%2F8762%2FgYFBSO.jpg&t=663&c=FUuGIIvUylO5oA) I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me The worst part of an apple addiction is that you can't see a doctor about it
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F2264%2FinC8KT.jpg&t=663&c=N-a9F-HrOWA4OA) An invisible man married an invisible woman, and the kids were nothing to look at, either
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F2589%2FnnFzbP.jpg&t=663&c=o5y49XNlVnw7TA) The word "abbreviation" is a really long one for what it's trying to achieve
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg922%2F8414%2FUayxle.jpg&t=663&c=uAxHvxVZ2wVIsA) She got good looks from her father, who was a plastic surgeon
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg922%2F441%2F00EHzD.jpg&t=663&c=b1_Et6CLH8tfGA) I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and learned next to nothing But words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg922%2F1849%2Fc9cR5C.jpg&t=663&c=zabfBdFVsB682w) 1776: Make America Great Britain again
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg922%2F562%2F3XrCkc.jpg&t=663&c=OPjHLEbB_pg7Tg) Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they never meet
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg922%2F7885%2FSYycsr.jpg&t=663&c=7q8dD59n55VI0w) I knew the psychic was no good when she accepted my check
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg922%2F441%2F00EHzD.jpg&t=663&c=b1_Et6CLH8tfGA) I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and learned next to nothing
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg923%2F7383%2F1uLuv3.png&t=663&c=Pdw0pINqbTP4XQ) I used to get heartburn every time I ate cake until my doctor told me to take the candles off first
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F9685%2Frlk65t.jpg&t=663&c=_qk1XKjGbWR20A) My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.com%2Fimg924%2F733%2FRwQvZG.jpg&t=663&c=Av-hHZqw7HB3dg) I came home and found that my kids have been on eBay all day. If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price
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