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If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
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July 25, 2023, 07:04:29 PM |
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If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut But put a hole in the middle so that you can at least smoke.
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July 28, 2023, 12:13:21 PM |
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I got a new remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything
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July 29, 2023, 11:40:26 AM |
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One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now I’m scared of the lights when I see my electricity bill
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August 02, 2023, 12:18:44 PM |
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I came home and found that my kids have been on eBay all day. If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price
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August 06, 2023, 10:02:59 AM |
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister
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August 10, 2023, 04:25:42 PM |
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I used to get heartburn every time I ate cake until my doctor told me to take the candles off first
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August 12, 2023, 11:15:21 AM |
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I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and learned next to nothing
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August 13, 2023, 07:03:43 PM |
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I knew the psychic was no good when she accepted my check
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August 19, 2023, 11:23:20 AM |
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Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they never meet
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August 20, 2023, 05:23:50 AM Last edit: August 20, 2023, 12:00:23 PM by deisik |
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1776: Make America Great Britain again
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August 20, 2023, 06:27:41 PM |
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1776: Make America Great Britain again Make America Great Again?
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August 22, 2023, 02:36:34 PM |
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I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and learned next to nothing But words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is
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August 25, 2023, 08:30:12 AM |
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She got good looks from her father, who was a plastic surgeon
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August 25, 2023, 06:02:26 PM |
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She got good looks from her father, who was a plastic surgeon That's a meat cleaver, not an ax. So, I guess it isn't Lizzy Borden. Besides, was Lizzy a blonde?
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August 27, 2023, 03:56:14 PM |
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The word "abbreviation" is a really long one for what it's trying to achieve
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August 31, 2023, 05:15:24 AM |
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An invisible man married an invisible woman, and the kids were nothing to look at, either
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September 02, 2023, 08:19:02 AM |
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I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me The worst part of an apple addiction is that you can't see a doctor about it
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