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September 02, 2023, 02:50:42 PM |
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Why did the banker switch careers?  Because he lost interest! |
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subsidy halves every four years and will reach 0 in about 130 years.
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BADecker
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September 03, 2023, 06:11:42 PM |
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Why did the banker switch careers? Because he lost interest! Why did the banker lose interest? Because he was Fed (Federal Reserve Bank) to the Big Banking sharks.  |
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deisik (OP)
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September 04, 2023, 05:55:57 PM |
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You might think the lead singer is in charge of the band, but it's really the guitarist who is pulling the strings |
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BADecker
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September 04, 2023, 07:09:30 PM |
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You might think the lead singer is in charge of the band, but it's really the guitarist who is pulling the strings Seems to me that Mel Bush orchestrated the whole thing, although he was helped by a couple of other people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(string_quartet) |
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September 06, 2023, 07:32:01 AM |
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I don’t want to blow my own trumpet but I am in a pretty cool orchestra  |
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deisik (OP)
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September 08, 2023, 04:11:01 PM |
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 Parenthood is like debugging code - you never really know what's going to happen until it's too late |
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September 13, 2023, 09:23:52 AM |
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 I was recently fingered for a crime, which seems like a really weird punishment |
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Frank_Holo
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September 13, 2023, 11:01:33 AM |
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Why did the banker switch careers? Because he lost interest! Then he was going to be a doctor, but he got sick of it. |
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deisik (OP)
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September 14, 2023, 03:35:53 PM |
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 This year I've been walking five miles a day to lose weight, now I just need to figure out how to get home |
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September 16, 2023, 05:27:30 PM |
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 I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!" |
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BADecker
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September 16, 2023, 06:14:29 PM |
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I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"  It doesn't always work. |
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September 19, 2023, 01:19:58 PM |
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 69% of people find something dirty in everything they read |
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September 21, 2023, 05:11:03 PM |
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 The person who coined the phrase “One Hit Wonder” never came up with another catchphrase |
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September 24, 2023, 02:56:24 PM |
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 I'm dating a mermaid I met online |
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September 25, 2023, 07:26:53 PM |
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I'm dating a mermaid I met online
This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of... |
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BADecker
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September 25, 2023, 10:51:02 PM |
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I'm dating a mermaid I met online
This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of... Does this help? I'm dating a mermaid I met in the Inter-net." |
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deisik (OP)
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September 26, 2023, 06:55:41 AM Merited by Cyrus (2), Rizzrack (1) |
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This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of... You fell for it hook, line, and sinker |
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BADecker
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September 26, 2023, 11:02:35 PM |
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This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of... You fell for it hook, line, and sinker Wasn't that mermaid's name Annette? |
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September 27, 2023, 08:41:33 AM |
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 I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star, but it was a total blur |
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September 28, 2023, 07:54:02 AM |
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 I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink and now waiting at urgent care to be seen |
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