 I used to get heartburn every time I ate cake until my doctor told me to take the candles off first |
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 My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister |
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 I came home and found that my kids have been on eBay all day. If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price |
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 One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now I’m scared of the lights when I see my electricity bill |
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 I got a new remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything |
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 If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut |
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 Was driving and ran into my ex yesterday, then reversed and did it again |
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 if you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk |
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 I bought my girlfriend her first sex toy today – a bottle of aspirin |
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 I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me |
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One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill |
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Be careful guys, if you haven't made KYC now Bitfinex will display a message like that when you will login. So it seems in one month and 3 weeks, June 21 2023 accounts without KYC will no longer be able to trade on the exchange or to lend their funds and will only be able to withdraw them.  That's sad because it was one of the very few exchanges (and the only one without KYC mandatory AFAIK) allowing deposits and withdrawals with Lightning Network.  Could you please post a link to this announcement? |
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 I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam |
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 I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and admitted to the ICU |
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 Meditation is not what you think |
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Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement? You miss the point |
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 It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one |
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 My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order |
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PM me your Telegram as well
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 I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer |
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