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August 05, 2022, 10:32:38 AM Last edit: July 13, 2023, 12:10:40 PM by deisik |
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Black holes are mass murderers
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The grue lurks in the darkest places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
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August 15, 2022, 06:32:42 PM Last edit: July 12, 2023, 08:37:05 PM by deisik |
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Respect people who wear glasses – they paid money to see you
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Is that why Biden and Harris DON'T wear glasses? No respect?
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August 21, 2022, 07:42:24 PM Last edit: July 12, 2023, 08:36:30 PM by deisik |
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I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer
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I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer I was mowing my lawn today, after that wind storm last night, and I found loads of yard sticks.
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September 24, 2022, 05:40:13 PM Last edit: October 24, 2022, 09:24:19 AM by deisik |
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My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order
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September 27, 2022, 07:14:43 PM |
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My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order So is the new-world order.
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October 19, 2022, 06:12:19 PM Last edit: July 12, 2023, 08:35:35 PM by deisik |
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It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one
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It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement?
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October 23, 2022, 03:49:06 PM |
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Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement? You miss the point
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October 23, 2022, 11:22:45 PM Last edit: October 26, 2022, 04:47:00 PM by BADecker |
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Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement? You miss the point Please don't throw your pen at me.
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November 16, 2022, 08:18:47 PM Last edit: July 12, 2023, 08:34:56 PM by deisik |
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Meditation is not what you think
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December 17, 2022, 01:57:58 PM Last edit: July 12, 2023, 10:23:35 AM by deisik |
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I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and admitted to the ICU
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December 20, 2022, 04:37:48 PM Last edit: July 12, 2023, 10:22:50 AM by deisik |
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I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam
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The U-crane, formerly called the Russian Arm. I always knew there was something constructive going on in that Russian war!
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July 12, 2023, 10:11:46 AM |
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One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill
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I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me
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July 16, 2023, 03:34:42 PM |
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I bought my girlfriend her first sex toy today – a bottle of aspirin
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July 17, 2023, 10:44:59 AM |
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if you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk
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Was driving and ran into my ex yesterday, then reversed and did it again
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