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August 05, 2022, 10:32:38 AM
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 Black holes are mass murderers |
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August 15, 2022, 06:32:42 PM
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 Respect people who wear glasses – they paid money to see you |
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Is that why Biden and Harris DON'T wear glasses? No respect?  |
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August 21, 2022, 07:42:24 PM
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 I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer |
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August 23, 2022, 05:16:18 PM |
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 I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer I was mowing my lawn today, after that wind storm last night, and I found loads of yard sticks.  |
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September 24, 2022, 05:40:13 PM
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 My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order |
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September 27, 2022, 07:14:43 PM |
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My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order So is the new-world order.  |
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October 19, 2022, 06:12:19 PM
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 It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one |
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 It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement? |
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October 23, 2022, 03:49:06 PM |
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Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement? You miss the point |
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October 23, 2022, 11:22:45 PM
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Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement? You miss the point Please don't throw your pen at me. |
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November 16, 2022, 08:18:47 PM
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 Meditation is not what you think |
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December 17, 2022, 01:57:58 PM
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 I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and admitted to the ICU |
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December 20, 2022, 04:37:48 PM
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 I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam |
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December 22, 2022, 05:22:24 PM
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 The U-crane, formerly called the Russian Arm. I always knew there was something constructive going on in that Russian war!  |
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July 12, 2023, 10:11:46 AM |
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 One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill |
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July 14, 2023, 08:32:00 PM |
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 I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me |
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July 16, 2023, 03:34:42 PM |
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 I bought my girlfriend her first sex toy today – a bottle of aspirin |
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July 17, 2023, 10:44:59 AM |
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 if you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk |
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July 22, 2023, 12:21:33 PM |
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 Was driving and ran into my ex yesterday, then reversed and did it again |
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