Why won't you gag on an enormous dick until your eyes roll back in your head?

It wasn't even the feds.  It was Nevada.  And they basically accepted a pretty weak plea deal that didn't even get Micon in jail.

Probation terms will probably limit his travel.  Even if he was allowed to travel during that period, it probably wouldn't be to do exactly what he's on probation for doing.

Meh.  That sucks, but that's very good as this kind of deal goes.  I'm glad Micon made the right choice here.  Anything that doesn't involve any chance of jail and doesn't result in being a convicted felon is a good deal.

I don't either, but you have a vastly inflated notion of how prudent people are if you don't realize lots of people actually did just that and continue to do it even after recent events.

I wouldn't take that as a certainty.  Once you've launched a huge armed raid on someone and seized their shit, you're almost locked into prosecuting because if you don't, you're probably getting sued yourself.

I can't really judge what's going on at the moment.  It doesn't look good for Micon, but then nothing involving being criminally prosecuted ever looks good.

I hope he knows what he's doing coming back to face this.  Possibly, he found out the extent of their case and his defense is unimpressed enough with it they're willing to take their chances.  Or they have reason to expect a good deal.

But it could be a grim situation where he was just too broke to either stay in Antigua or defend himself and just had no real option other than to come back and face the music.

I hope for the best.

Look at all the old players who aren't there any more.  There would probably be hundreds if they hadn't left in disgust.

I notice bar zombies are now banned, maybe two years after it would have made any difference.  Too little, too late.

A poker site isn't a website, you fucking idiot.  Just shut up and quit embarrassing yourself.

You're fucking retarded.  When there's only 2 or 3 tables on the whole fucking site, anyone who wants to multitable is going to be playing at them.

So you mean a poker player doesn't win every single time they play?

Wow.  Scandalous.

Ever consider he might have been staked?  Nah, that never happens. . .

This.  It's particularly goddamn annoying in the HORSE tournament, where it basically means the tournament completely skips the holdem portion the second time around, every single time.

These freerolls are a great, no risk way to learn the new exotic games the new Seals has and maybe pick up a chip or two.  If you always wondered about badugi/badeucey/badacey or have nostalgia for 5 card draw, they're good fun.

Well, this worked.  And it was just that.  I didn't change the RAM or video settings.

Nope.  Same shit.

I got it working under Windows 7, sort of.  But unfortunately, that's too much of a pig for me to run on my older machines practically, and it lags way too much.

Doesn't appear to work under XP or Vista.  I just endlessly get the "Click OK" dialogue box and it shuts itself down.

Installed Vista on a new virtual machine.  Now the client comes up and doesn't do anything, just says Client must be restarted and shuts itself down when you click Okay.

This is after doing that.

I uninstall, reinstall, and then when I try to boot, absolutely nothing happens.  No error, nothing.

Task manager indicates "PokerUpdate.exe" runs for about a second and then immediately crashes silently.

Running it from the command line also does nothing.

They can say they have the legal authority to seize without warning.  That doesn't mean they can actually do it.

How is Flash less proprietary?