.... get to see taylor and kelce and bla bla bla
Yeah, we all know what Kelce and Taylor are doing tonight..... probably won't see it though. |
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2 minutes throwing a ball, running a little bit and then jumping on top of each other. Same time spent showing Taylor Swift in the crowd, the girlfriend of a temper tantrum player who hasn't touched the ball. 56 minutes talking shite, stretching, hanging about, talking in headsets. Usher dancing like an imbecile clown on roller skates to noise sponsored by Apple preceded by a "relationship warning". That is the weirdest "sport" I have ever seen, I have to say.  Yeah, it’s weird merkans call it football. They don’t use a foot to advance a “ball” that ain’t ball shaped. Then like major league baseball the winning (stupor bowl) team are “world champions” even though only North American teams compete. |
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OT alert...
Last time my daughter visited, I was like "hey lets go out to eat!" (I don't like going to out eat solo anymore for reasons, but love to take my daughter out when she visits)
I could tell from body language she was not on board.
"Daddy, lets do DoorDash"
"I don't have that app"
"I'll install it, just need your cc #"
"oh ok, whatever floats your boat to inspire more visits to your weird, boring, aging dad"...
As if I need any more excuses not to get out of house.
Now when I'm too lazy too cook because shots, I DoorDash and watch the phone screen as it tracks the car approaching my house with my munchies.
Oh the humanity...
Oh dear... looks like driver took a wrong turn there. Bang a you-ee dude!! lol
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Mexican food. DoorDash delivered no less.
But is it just me? ...I always notice after attacking nachos with all the fixings, it pretty much looks like someone puked on the platter.
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You all know this doesn't have legs right? I don't think there's been a better sell signal in all of history for anything.
Look who’s back! The alpaca is backa. Edit: Some people still don't know the difference between an alpaca and a llama. Just to be clear, I do indeed know the difference between an a alpaca and a llama (well sorta anyway) But alpaca-alpaca doesn't roll off the tongue like Llama-Llama and I don't bother with details in matters such as these. (I am, however, anal about other things, but I digress) And besides, there wasn't a bunch of really cool children's books that I read to my baby daughter years ago (evoking fond memories) about Alpacas. (well maybe there was, I just didn't research it) So yeah, proudhon maybe an alpaca... but in my eyes... llama llama. And I'm sure he doesn't mind.  GO BITCOIN  |
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You all know this doesn't have legs right? I don't think there's been a better sell signal in all of history for anything.
Bullmarket confirmation finally confirmed  Hopefully we didn't all just jinx it with a plethora of Llama Llama quotes. |
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You all know this doesn't have legs right? I don't think there's been a better sell signal in all of history for anything.
ATH incoming soon. Llama Llama red pajama wobro just won the most quoted post in a day contest.  |
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I really miss the free money airdrops and forks of 2017...
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Ha! I hear ya bro. I held all those nonsensical bitcoin offshoots for as long as it took me to extract them, get them on an exchange that actually supported them, (along with various other shitcoins, both airdropped and mined) and convert them all to King Daddy and immediately sent back to my cold wallet. (Thanx Bittrex) |
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Americans were asked to point Iran on a world map. Dumb questions deserve a dumb answer. The only correct American answer: Q: "Do you know where Iran is on a world map?" A: "Uh, I don't care." (of course edited.....still telling) Ask the typical social media swiping merkan to name all the Kardashian sisters, and they will reel them off without a problem. Ask them to point to Canada on a world map and.... well you all know where this is going... |
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I'm on a merit conservation drive ...
Well, just as long as you ain't farming them bro ...  |
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..... Haha...Holland=Netherlands, there is no Czechoslovakia now, but Czech republic and Slovakia and Yugoslavia does not exist (in original state) since 1991...nice one ! Whoa! Compared to average joe geography merkan mentality, you're a genius. |
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Observing 42,145@Stamp. Posting this image here, in case someone needs a reference.  Dude.... you didn't label the countries. Average geography merkan dumbfuck Joe is not gonna know if that's Africa or Northern East Bumfuck communist Korean China or maybe um... Canada? |
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WTF is going on? 2 Billion seized in Germany and 2 Billion siezed in UK? Coincidence?
Apparently, the chickens are coming home to roost. |
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What we need is more curly haired scam artist twats who drive a Corolla and have ugly girlfriends to boost the market. Why am I always out of merit when the gems are posted?! I lol'd here is some more for you to play with Holy smokes! Thanks phillipma1957. You guys are gonna make me cry. The WOb ….. Where merits are sprayed (fill in seven syllables) And Legends are made |
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Great new docu about the Centra scam on Netflix... "Bitconned"Cant believe I missed it for past 3 plus weeks (released on Jan 1). Apparently my Netflix algo doesn't know I'm a bitconner bitcoiner. No spoiler alert but the last 10 minutes of docu is eye opening. And Jay… they play that great song you like to post… Everybody Knows…. (Apologies if the docu has already been previously mentioned, I did make the effort to scan back.) GO BITCOIN Watched it last night, thanks Had to fast forward parts like his scumbag family crying about the fucking piece of garbage. I'm not surprised at all the piece of shit walked. We see this crap every day and it never ceases to piss me the fuck off. And what’s even more annoying is knowing Netflix paid that sleazeball to star in the production. |
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The complaint also alleged that the couple “told investors that they would ‘tithe’ and ‘sow’ in causes that helped widows and orphans,” but that “the payments to ‘widows and orphans'” were primarily to the couple.
“What we’re praying for, and what we’re believing for still, is that God is going to do a miracle,” Regalado said in his video.
Another scumbag Christian fleecing his gullible flock in the name of the invisible sky fairy. Why am I not surprised? But yeah...that sounds like something that could be right in Homero's wheelhouse. |
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<scans back the million or so pages missed> ... .... Dude! I smell another song brewin' "Asshat Self" Great concept bro. However, for now it will have to go on the back burner. I recently got sucked into a band situation, so and now I gotta practice someone else's songs. I'd wish to do some band stuff just for funzies, but the metalheads in my area are either way too young (below 25, not very disciplined and always drunk), or they are 50+ and already engaged in their bands for years or decades. My electronic drumkit doesn't help, it's fine for basic practice. Mesh drumheads also feel too "bouncy", and you can't compare that heavy, slow rubberized plastic plate(s) to a real hihat. You are pretty lost with that in any non-studio rehearsal situation (good headphone mixing needed at least), too. So i think i'll settle on instrumental guitar/bass tracks to play along. Not that there are many to find, but youtube has some gems to offer. ----------- Roger that bro. I was actually skeptical of renewing this project. I was the fake bass player in the original power trio lineup 30 something years ago. Pretty easy to bang out root notes and synch up with the drummer and not compete with the guitar player in the mix. I liked that. But in this new line up, the main songwriter/brainchild/lead guitarist of the original band talked me into rhythm guitar in the now 4 piece band, which is a whole new ball game for me in a band situation. I was always the bass player in a power trio in all the bands I played in. Funzies nonetheless. I now just fun strum the chords and try to look as cool as the bass player. Thank goodness they don't give me a microphone. The SEC hard at "work":  Goddamn! For a minute there I thought that was a wo-bro selfie! (I'm center left, btw)
Great new docu about the Centra scam on Netflix... "Bitconned"Cant believe I missed it for past 3 plus weeks (released on Jan 1). Apparently my Netflix algo doesn't know I'm a bitconner bitcoiner. No spoiler alert but the last 10 minutes of docu is eye opening. And Jay… they play that great song you like to post… Everybody Knows…. (Apologies if the docu has already been previously mentioned, I did make the effort to scan back.) GO BITCOIN |
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You want my name don't you?
No am not I'm Batman The batman. ......  (And note the date. theymos has nothing on this dude when it comes to April Fools jokes. notbatman ran this farce for almost four years and 800 pages before locking the thread. ) |
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