Take this. It's dangerous to go alone.

He's miffed because he got his referral scheme thingy closed earlier today.





Bride of Badbear

Once badbear was wandering his forest, contemplating his bare bed, when suddenly he stumbled upon the baddest bearette he ever saw.

And badbear approached her and said:

I AM BADBEAR! FEAR ME!

But the bearette just looked at him quizzically, rose and roared:

I AM BADDEBEARE! FEAR ME!

And, as the poets wrote, it was love at first roar.

And badbear and baddebeare married and she bore badbear three children:
- BertBear the baker
- BethBear the buxom beauty and
- BatBear, whom all of you better now as the Bark Knight. But that is another story for another day.

Badbear is a very bad bad bear. One day badbear went to goodbear and growled:

I AM BADBEAR! FEAR ME!

And goodbear was very afraid.

And it so happened a hunter was near and heard goodbear crying and goodbear told the hunter what a bad bad bear badbear was.

And the hunter went to badbear and said:

Badbear, why are you so bad?

And badbear answered:

I AM BADBEAR! FEAR ME!

And this is how badbear became king of the forest.

The end.

You're aware we can see your Linkedin Profile?

Well, a programmer costs about a 100 bucks per hour on the lower end, so your offer would suffice for about 12 minutes of work. That should be right about enough time to skim through your documentation, nod sagely and say "Yup. I guess one could build something that would help you.", put on the Fedora and leave.

Yeah, probably shouldn't have put "games" right in that there URL. This is gonna be blocked by tomorrow by any filter if it isn't already.

Could you bump it again? I can't see it yet.

Do you have an adress for the pigeon to fly to or do I need to send in a postcard to Google Inc. to find out?

Bitcoin websites are way too dependent on the internet. Almost all of the major sites are using it:

bitstamp.net
btc-e.com
blockchain.info
blockexplorer.com
bitpay.com
coinbase.com
campbx.com

For a currency that aims to be decentralized this is way too much centralization.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Who in the what now?

Indeed they are. Look at this piece of shit. It's like the 90s all over again

Windmills are great. We've got a garden shed running the last 30 years on a little 40 cm diameter windmill hooked up to a old car batteries. It provides enough power to run some lights and enable playing some music. It's pretty nice.

Simply Yes/No? No.

I take it you've never seen my emails.

Way back in another life, more than 20 years ago, I did customer support on a computer helpdesk. I learned to always start with the really obvious questions, such as "Is it plugged in?", "Is it turned on?" and "Is there paper in it?". It solved over 90% of "problems"

Did you plug them in?

No. Have you contacted a psychiatrist/psychotherapist about this?

Genau, viele Transparente mit coolen Sprüchen wie:

- Bitcoin: Erwecke den Bänker in dir
oder
- Wer den Bitcoin nicht kennt, hat den Umbruch verpennt
oder
- Bitcoin: keine bare Münze
oder
- Mining macht frei