Just a couple of observations...
For 3 - 'They are Big Brother. We are Deep Onion.' reads better.  Utilizing 'the' as the third word in that particular context gives it a bit of an ESL read.

For 4 - I'd prefer Cutting Edge to Bleeding Edge.  At work we use 'bleeding edge' to talk about software that is so new it's full of bugs and doesn't work correctly..I don't think that is what you want to imply:)

I like 5 best - nice and short, very snappy.

Airdrop just arrived for me.  Everyone monitor your wallets for this weeks rewards!

Onions all the way!

Here is hoping the price will go up now some of the big dumpers have unloaded a months worth of onions.

Those guys won't be getting any more, so won't have anything extra to dump!

Fingers crossed we see a dollar an onion soon.

Fantastic, finally a place where I can the price in USD!

I know, I know...fiat is old school.  But I have so much trouble figuring out in my head what 0.00009 BTC is equivalent too.

Ok, thanks.  I clicked '+ Add a new device' I have the following options:
'Invite the other device'
'Accept invitation from the other device'

I had to click 'accept invitation' and I was then able to paste that text there.

What is the reference to devices about?

It would be interesting to see a country ditch their currency and switch to Bitcoin completely.

It would need a lot of discipline to make this kind of change, but it would certainly attract a lot of attention! 

The banks won't start a war against bitcoin.

Now Central banks, tax authorities, law enforcement agencies... they might take action.

You see the IRS hassling Coinbase
FBI hassling BTC-e

so yeah...I guess that was has started!

I'd say no, thats too high too fast...even faster than the last couple of days.

That said i am more than happy to be proven wrong in my forecast:)

Have you used up the Gibraltar bookmakers?  Or are you including them in the UK grouping (I could understand why)

I've played a few of the chinese ones for signup bonuses, but I don't think i'd trust them with any serious amounts of money.

With all the mainstream media news articles hyping it up I think a lot of new money is coming into the Bitcoin are in the next week or so, I'm feeling very bullish.

$4K doesn't seem unrealistic at all!

The emails are talking about Ripple...when did ripple first come out?

Was it even around back then?  They are talking about ripple like it was more than just vaporware in 2009.

Can you post instructions on how to enable this bot?  It's not in my list of bots.

Even when I goto the bot store it's not an available selection.  How do I track it down?

Pretty impressed with how soon the price has started climbing back up, I thought the post airdrop dump would last for a couple of weeks at the very least - especially since it is the last one for the Bitcoin whales.

The more I see them manipulate your trust number the more I'm convinced we are onto a good thing here!  Seems like they are terrified your project will overtake something they are working on.

Is the timezone specified in the time for the snapshot the same timezone as the Bitcointalk forums use and show in the upper right corner of the screen?

I hope it's true.  That would be a hundred fold increase - quite a bit from this point.

I think it's possible though, not out of the realms of possibility.

It's still not clear to me what waves offer that any of the competitors don't.

What is the main unique factor of waves that make you think it justifies a market cap in the billions?

This seems unlikely, who would be stupid enough to knowingly sell their identify for this?  They will potentially be liable for thousand, even tens of thousands of capital gains if/when the IRS gets their fingers into the exchanges records.

Once segwit is officially activated, does any new functionality come online immediately?

Can individual users do something different to take advantage of new features - or does that still require more changes to the code first?

Honestly, I think the current sigs are just fine.  Why are we wanting to make them look like a bunch of highlighters leaked all over the place?