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Most likely you are not connected to the network.
What OS are you running?

I am a cat god damn it There's even a picture
Besides, I don't think we are anymore special or important than any other species and rules of nature shouldn't be bent to accommodate the survival of the weakest/most stupid.

I think this is great and we'll have less idiots in the world. Kid, who swallows too many pills, doesn't live to reproduce. Darwin would be proud of Bitcoin

OpenDNS is not resolving for me either
I think it's time for twitter:
Bitcoin @ 174.143.149.98

I'm glad they didn't go into mining. I think mining should be left out all together when Bitcoins are introduced for the first time. Mining just confuses people and redirects attention to things majority don't even have to know. If there are questions about it, people should be redirected to the wiki/forum where they can explore the underpinning concepts of Bitcoin

But overall, it's was brilliant and very professional

6. x is the speed of hashing at that moment. y is your average speed from the time you started mining
7. When you put your mac to sleep connections are severed and have to be reestablished. x=0 means that your miner is disconnected and stopped hashing. y is decreasing because it's an average value

127851 sounds about right. You can visit few sites to check this and other stats
http://bitcoinwatch.com/
http://blockexplorer.com/

1. The honest answer is I don't know. I just asked my friend who's running bitcoin on a mac - he said it's greyed out as well. So it may be that mac client doesn't have UPnP implemented.

3. Your client has an inbuilt miner that is only capable of using CPU. If you want to try your GPU, you'll have to download a specialized miner. You can find variety of them on the mining board. The one I know that works on OS X is Diablo miner. There's almost no configuration needed.

Unfortunately, wiki is down at the moment it should be back up within several hours. Please try again later
The page you are looking for is "Running bitcoin"
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Running_Bitcoin

1. My guess is that your System preferences->Security->Firewall tab is locked. I think it should be on by default too, but it's for the individual to decide whether they want a port opened. Bitcoin client can function without incoming connections.
3. Client can not generate coins unless it has up to date blockchain
4. There is no auto update.
5. i/o is heavy because data is being written to the disk - just like copying a file. Once blockchain is up to date it will stop. Generating coins only uses processing power. I don't think it would would require more than few kBs

Uptime
Support
Illusion they are getting more

I don't understand why you're trying to invent a problem where there's none. Only 12/58 think that there's some kind of problem and only 6 would like something done

Will be back up soon. Patience people!

In the last 4mins it lost more than 1BTC. Can't be that many people queuing up for 0.02

People turn the faucet off. It's clearly being drained by a bot

Your client was struggling to find nearby peers and all we did was specify certain reliable nodes to connect to.
The problem is discussed at length on this thread: http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=9821.0
This should be fixed in the next release which is due very soon.

If you check "Map port using UPnP" box, in all likelihood you won't have to do this again.
My guess would be that In System preferences->Security->Firewall tab changing your settings is locked. If you press on the lock icon in the left bottom corner and enter your password you should then be able to go into your bitcoin preferences and check "Map port using UPnP"

It maybe due to how your firewall is configured.

As a quick fix, open terminal and type:

I am sorry - my mistake.
You can find "Map port using UPnP" in Preferences