Offer For Chinese Students

[Xiaoxiao]

the teacher of english class says "class todays word is 'hostess'  can you use it in a sentence for me please?

the french boy says "my mom worked as a hostess her entire life" 

"excellent use of the word hostess, guy"

the african boy says "I love hostess cup cakes"

"excellent use of the word hostess, abubru," applauded the teacher, "now wang, it is your turn"

wang looked confused and scratched his head, but then he exclaimed, " Zhee other day, my phone ring ring ring and i pick it up and i say "hostess?""

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[epii]

the teacher of english class says "class todays word is 'hostess'  can you use it in a sentence for me please?

the french boy says "my mom worked as a hostess her entire life" 

"excellent use of the word hostess, guy"

the african boy says "I love hostess cup cakes"

"excellent use of the word hostess, abubru," applauded the teacher, "now wang, it is your turn"

wang looked confused and scratched his head, but then he exclaimed, " Zhee other day, my phone ring ring ring and i pick it up and i say "hostess?""

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Okay, that one sincerely made me laugh.

[mike4lyf]

So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt." So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

Edit: Out of curiousity, is it possible to practice chinese in this board? or is it the other way around?

[buckeye]

Make me laugh.  I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor.  If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you.  If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you.  I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com.  Thank you.

Here is what I will pay:

If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC

If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread.  If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to:

bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.com

I may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh.  I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time.  Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.

It sounds like a good deal to me.

Okay, here's my joke:

   Why do Chinese people drive cars that are low to the ground?

So they can pick rice while driving.