Curse/Blessing

[Tyrion]

Edit: Due to the scorn heaped upon me, I have levied a curse upon Bitcoin. I will accept donations to remove the curse, but the necessary amount will increase over time.

Curse removal cost is currently: 200 BTC

Please note that this amount can come from multiple sources. I will keep a running tally of the amount I receive.

Amount received to date: 0 BTC

I also still offering the services listed below.

I have practiced/studied witchcraft for nearly a decade and am well versed in the many forms of blessings and curses. For a BTC donation I will perform a ritual spell to either curse your enemies or bless yourself. Possible uses include:

Blessings:

Money spell: you will receive money over the course of a month (find $100 bills in the street!)
Lovespell: make a person infatuated with you. Short or long term (short term is more powerful/intense but has drawbacks)
Good fortune: good things will happen to you for a duration of your choice


Curses:

body odor: your enemy will smell bad
bad luck: bad things will happen to your enemy like a car could hit him or maybe he will lose his credit card
Hostility: animals and people will both find the enemy unpleasant and will growl at him or get into arguments
betrayal: your enemy's significant other will cheat on him or maybe a close friend will turn on him

These are just examples of the kind of witchcraft available. There are others as well, just ask!

Please note that these are all real spells and that witchcraft is unpredictable. For the donation I will perform the magic ritual as described in the texts and summon the energy to cause the desired effect. THERE WILL BE AN EFFECT FROM THE SPELL BUT IT MAY BE WEAKER OR STRONGER THAN INTENDED

Prices range from 1-100 BTC depending on effect desired.

[pyramining]

Can I order a body odor against myself? And if it doesn't work can I get refunded?

[thepwnorbpwnd]

How much for short term love spell?

[monty]

Yes, I want to order 3 money spells. Thank you.

[greyhawk]

Yeah, I have this problem you might be able to help with.

The thing is, I keep dying and waking up on a stone slab in a nightmare town full of zombies and stuff. And there's this animated skull flying next to me that keeps jabbering on and on. This is very annoying and  I was wondering if something could be done about that.

I could pay you in 2 young plum children, boy and girl, very fond of candy.

[Tyrion]

Can I order a body odor against myself? And if it doesn't work can I get refunded?

It would be redundant.

How much for short term love spell?

Please address questions of pricing to my PM box. This is for serious inquiries only.

Yeah, I have this problem you might be able to help with.

The thing is, I keep dying and waking up on a stone slab in a nightmare town full of zombies and stuff. And there's this animated skull flying next to me that keeps jabbering on and on. This is very annoying and  I was wondering if something could be done about that.

I could pay you in 2 young plum children, boy and girl, very fond of candy.

it is posssible a blessing could help with this, please PM me for specifics

[Tyrion]

Also, I will perform a general blessing for a donation of BTC, stronger blessings for more bitcoins. These blessings have many benefits. You will see improvement in your life.

[Tyrion]

New offer: if I don't receive a donation of 10 BTC by noon US mountain time on Monday the 24th, I will call upon the dark powers and curse this forum.

Likely results of a curse:

increase in number of bugs and crashes.

greater governmental surveillance.

hackers.

deletion of important user information.

Possible results:

health problems for forum staff and users.

Bad luck for the same.

Server crash and massive information loss.

Please donate BTC to address in my signature.

[SaltySpitoon]

New offer: if I don't receive a donation of 10 BTC by noon US mountain time on Monday the 24th, I will call upon the dark powers and curse this forum.

Likely results of a curse:

increase in number of bugs and crashes.

greater governmental surveillance.

hackers.

deletion of important user information.

Possible results:

health problems for forum staff and users.

Bad luck for the same.

Server crash and massive information loss.

Please donate BTC to address in my signature.

Laughing so hard my sides are hurting. Please, how much for a spell to make this go away? Hahahahahaha

On an even more related note, are your curses strong enough to take on Norton?

[Akka]

Yeah, I have this problem you might be able to help with.

The thing is, I keep dying and waking up on a stone slab in a nightmare town full of zombies and stuff. And there's this animated skull flying next to me that keeps jabbering on and on. This is very annoying and  I was wondering if something could be done about that.

I could pay you in 2 young plum children, boy and girl, very fond of candy.

Planescape torment was so awesome, I wish they would make a second part.


Oh, and I could really use a good luck spell right now.

[greyhawk]

New offer: if I don't receive a donation of 10 BTC by noon US mountain time on Monday the 24th, I will call upon the dark powers and curse this forum.

Cosbycoin returns? Finally!

[greyhawk]

Planescape torment was so awesome, I wish they would make a second part.

Should you have lost your disks (like a certain guy I often see in my mirror), you'll be happy to know that gog.com is running a D&D special this week, which means PS:Torment for $3,49.

[Akka]

Planescape torment was so awesome, I wish they would make a second part.

Should you have lost your disks (like a certain guy I often see in my mirror), you'll be happy to know that gog.com is running a D&D special this week, which means PS:Torment for $3,49.

I fact I really have lost my discs. Thank you.

Wow! Seems like this good luck spell really works.

[greyhawk]

Planescape torment was so awesome, I wish they would make a second part.

Should you have lost your disks (like a certain guy I often see in my mirror), you'll be happy to know that gog.com is running a D&D special this week, which means PS:Torment for $3,49.

I fact I really have lost my discs. Thank you.

Wow! Seems like this good luck spell really works.

Not quite. I just saw it's only $3,49 if you buy the whole D&D package. Otherwise it's $6,99. But that's still a fair price.

[btcANGEL]

New offer: if I don't receive a donation of 10 BTC by noon US mountain time on Monday the 24th, I will call upon the dark powers and curse this forum.

Likely results of a curse:

increase in number of bugs and crashes.

greater governmental surveillance.

hackers.

deletion of important user information.

Possible results:

health problems for forum staff and users.

Bad luck for the same.

Server crash and massive information loss.

Please donate BTC to address in my signature.

I use my angel powers to pray for protection for the forum. A glowing sphere surrounds the forum.

Everyone inside the sphere gains 10 health!
Everyone inside the sphere gains 2 luck!
Tyrion loses 10 mana.
Tyrion loses 1 credibility.

[pyramining]

Can I order a body odor against myself? And if it doesn't work can I get refunded?

It would be redundant.

ROTFL!

[Tyrion]

I am becoming concerned that members of this forum are not taking this seriously. I will accept 10 btc to forego the curse up until Monday. Once the curse is actually in place, the fee will go up by 5 btc per day to remove it (mainly because this will mean another involved ritual). It is well worth your while to pay now, as once the curse is in place the negative affects plus added fee charge will cost you a great deal more in the long run.

[greyhawk]

I only hope the curse will not lead to people scamming each other. 

[sippsnapp]

Arr, most entertaining service promotion ive ever read on this forum.

New offer: if I don't receive a donation of 10 BTC by noon US mountain time on Monday the 24th, I will call upon the dark powers and curse this forum.

Likely results of a curse:

increase in number of bugs and crashes.

greater governmental surveillance.

hackers.

deletion of important user information.

Possible results:

health problems for forum staff and users.

Bad luck for the same.

Server crash and massive information loss.

Please donate BTC to address in my signature.

[btcANGEL]

I am becoming concerned that members of this forum are not taking this seriously. I will accept 10 btc to forego the curse up until Monday. Once the curse is actually in place, the fee will go up by 5 btc per day to remove it (mainly because this will mean another involved ritual). It is well worth your while to pay now, as once the curse is in place the negative affects plus added fee charge will cost you a great deal more in the long run.

Of course I'm taking this seriously. Do you have any idea how much I get paid for bringing in a level 10 witch soul?