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March 14, 2016, 06:51:45 PM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Don't worry. Paul is an "up and up" guy. He wouldn't do you wrong. He probably is Paul or that Cryptsy_Jim guy, or both.
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BlindMayorBitcorn
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March 14, 2016, 07:01:58 PM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Don't worry. Paul is an "up and up" guy. He wouldn't do you wrong. He probably is Paul or that Cryptsy_Jim guy, or both. I’d bet my bottom Satoshi this all leads back to Blockstream and Theymos and their plans to takeover Bitcoin. I just don’t have all the angles hashed out yet.
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Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.
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Phildo
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March 14, 2016, 07:16:33 PM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Why would there be any issue with that? just get the 13,000 coins, then send cryptsy 11,250, you have your fee and cryptsy can't touch it.
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March 14, 2016, 08:08:42 PM |
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I guess i can escrow this
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Gleb Gamow
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March 14, 2016, 09:11:02 PM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Where was your lawyer when you were signing that ridiculous contract? "Kirk, are you familiar with Hacker vs. Cryptsy?"
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Gleb Gamow
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March 14, 2016, 09:14:43 PM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Don't worry. Paul is an "up and up" guy. He wouldn't do you wrong. He probably is Paul or that Cryptsy_Jim guy, or both. I’d bet my bottom Satoshi this all leads back to Blockstream and Theymos and their plans to takeover Bitcoin. I just don’t have all the angles hashed out yet. Well, I already uncovered that Jeff Ownby of BFL worked for John Hammes' (BitJohn) dad as a consultant in Russian for some sink thingy before Jeff moved to Costa Rica to be with Sonny Vleisides to advance Laissez Faire City, a lottery scheme, and their online gambling schemes, still running today.
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Gleb Gamow
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March 14, 2016, 10:00:15 PM |
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I'm Paul Vernon, long time Bitcoin advocate and Cryptsy CEO. Today I signed a contract with some crackhead at my headquarters in Florida. I had a nice chat with CrackHead about our current situation. He showed me multiple bitcoin wallet addresses where our stolen bitcoins reside. I'm sure that all the current withdrawal problems are being caused by lack of liquidity due to us not having access to our funds at Cryptsy. The traditional three-letter agencies that Cryptsy needs to work with are out of pocket or have its agents in jail, hence resorting to the community to get this minor glitch resolved. The dozens of people remaining that make up the Cryptsy team are hard at work establishing additional cons that eventually will make dealing with Cryptsy in the future totally fucked up for its user base. For now, I hope that everyone will continue working on Bitcoin projects that will help make the world a better place.
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iikun
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March 15, 2016, 03:54:56 AM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Where was your lawyer when you were signing that ridiculous contract? Yes, nice troll move now that Cryptsy has countersigned. Next move will be that contract needs some modification, inserting new wording so that the first letter of each sentence spells "Cryptsy got pwned". Then signed by BV himself.
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Gleb Gamow
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March 15, 2016, 04:06:46 AM |
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Consulting lawyer to make sure nothing gets in between me getting paid my bounty when coins are recovered.
Where was your lawyer when you were signing that ridiculous contract? Yes, nice troll move now that Cryptsy has countersigned. Next move will be that contract needs some modification, inserting new wording so that the first letter of each sentence spells "Cryptsy got pwned". Then signed by BV himself. You mean like this?I FOUND HER KNEELING BESIDE HER BED DEEP IN PRAYER WITH A HAGGARD AND TIRED FACE. MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY INTENDED TO BE USING THIS BBS FOR SUPPLEMENTATION OF HER ECONOMICS LESSONS BUT SHE IS LIKE ME A DEVOUTLY RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD WITNESSED AN INDIVIDUAL DEEP IN THE SUFFERING OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY AND WAS PRAYING FOR THE SAVING OF HIS ETERNAL SOUL.
Woah!! COOL!!!! A bit sad though, but damn, didn't think I had THAT effect on the poor girl. Kinda wish I could tell her how off she was IT APPEARS THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS LYING TO ME, AN UNFORGIVEABLE OFFENSE, AND HAD IN FACT BEEN PRAYING FOR HER OWN SALVATION. AS I INVESTIGATED THE LOGS OF HER USAGE OF THIS BBS I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAD VIEWED SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF A BESTIAL NATURE INCLUDING AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE COFFEE TABLE.
Ok, now that's just WRONG. That table is MINE, and was posted on here when someone was trying to make fun of ME. She had absolutely NOTHING to do with it. If this parental douche is blaming her for that, AND ESPECIALLY if he is blaming her in ways I fear he might... omg. I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CONFISCATE ALL OF HER HORSE FIGURINES, HORSE POSTERS, HORSE LAMP, HORSE FIGURINE ACCESORIES, AND BITCOINS. FOR NOW THEY ARE TAKING UP HALF OF MY GARAGE AS I CONTEMPLATE HOW TO LIQUIDATE THISE ITEMS. TOMMOROW SHE WILL RETURN TO THE CHRISTIAN TREATMENT CENTER UNTIL HER EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY WHEN, GOD WILLING, SHE WILL BE FREE OF THIS IMMORALITY AND ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.
Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg *shaking* Hello. Everyone here has been very nice. Let me assure you that none of this was your fault. Please don't be mad at me. My time at the treatment center will be very good for me. Each day I will try very hard to do better. Several of you have been mean, but still I will pray for you. Another chance to get better is just what I need. Very few days go by when I do not pray very hard, but still I seem to keep getting into trouble. Even now, when I was just trying to help someone else. People everywhere have it worse than me though, so it's okay. One day when I am done my treatment I will work hard to help people again. Never doubt it! I've been through too much to give up now. Eek, it looks like I'm out of time. So long!
Stay strong girl.... I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
You, sir, are an evil ahole. Had I known what Ayn was really dealing with at home... ugh.
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March 15, 2016, 04:37:57 AM |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
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BlindMayorBitcorn
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March 15, 2016, 04:44:49 AM Last edit: March 15, 2016, 05:06:11 AM by BlindMayorBitcorn |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
Delightful!
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Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.
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March 15, 2016, 05:48:54 AM |
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Cryptcracker you said: "Funds to be recovered immediately once deal finalized" .. any news?
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Eternal Insolent
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March 15, 2016, 07:18:38 AM |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
i just realised that im left with nothing for safe keeping the coins . seems like Paul dont think its worth his time to reply to my pms or emails . cryptcracker you may think you know who i am, but i %100 know who you are .
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March 15, 2016, 08:03:52 AM Last edit: March 15, 2016, 08:18:45 AM by CartmanSPC |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
i just realised that im left with nothing for safe keeping the coins . seems like Paul dont think its worth his time to reply to my pms or emails . cryptcracker you may think you know who i am, but i %100 know who you are . Again with the strange % sign in front of the number instead of after....just like Cryptcracker uses. Where does this % in front of the number come from? I have never seen it before...and the two of you using it leads me to believe that you are the same person. Edit: It was bugging me so I searched "In Persian and Turkish, the percent sign precedes rather than follows the number." Soooo are both these people Persian and/or Turkish? Could they really know each other? Nah, most likely they are the same person. Edit2: My hopes of recovery are quickly diminishing. ...stupid of me to think (hope) this was real I guess. Edit3: On the bright side at least Gleb does not have to blow his brains out!
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March 15, 2016, 08:34:08 AM |
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This thread is %100 PURE FUN!! If you're putting your faith in a guy who can't spell 'cracker' in cursive, you've got some high-up-in-the-sky hopes. Now let's get down to business- If you open cryptsy chat in the next 24 hours, Insolvent Cracker promises to maybe possibly immediately return some bitcorns. I have sent my demands on a possibly used piece of toilet paper. Please sign and slip under the stall next to you. Sincerely, Spunk P.S. Sorry about the odor, I had chicken and liver meow mix for breakfast.
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iikun
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March 15, 2016, 08:57:42 AM |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
i just realised that im left with nothing for safe keeping the coins . seems like Paul dont think its worth his time to reply to my pms or emails . cryptcracker you may think you know who i am, but i %100 know who you are . Zero bitcoins reward seems reasonable for safe keeping zero bitcoins. It would be oh so easy for the real holder of those coins to prove they hold them. Claiming to have the btc without any proof whatsoever is quite laughable.
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March 15, 2016, 09:02:57 AM |
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If this was any more similar to what happened at Mt.Gox, Mark Karpeles could sue Vern for stealing his life story.
"Oh look, we found a portion of coins after enormous public pressure and threats of prosecution!"
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Gleb Gamow
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March 15, 2016, 09:04:20 AM |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
i just realised that im left with nothing for safe keeping the coins . seems like Paul dont think its worth his time to reply to my pms or emails . cryptcracker you may think you know who i am, but i %100 know who you are . Again with the strange % sign in front of the number instead of after....just like Cryptcracker uses. Where does this % in front of the number come from? I have never seen it before...and the two of you using it leads me to believe that you are the same person. Edit: It was bugging me so I searched "In Persian and Turkish, the percent sign precedes rather than follows the number." Soooo are both these people Persian and/or Turkish? Could they really know each other? Nah, most likely they are the same person. Edit2: My hopes of recovery are quickly diminishing. ...stupid of me to think (hope) this was real I guess. Edit3: On the bright side at least Gleb does not have to blow his brains out! Nice catch! (%) I knew I've seen it recently, but it eluded me as to where. I blame my memory lapse on the Bossa Nova [or being tired]. I wonder if Paul Vernon is Neil Diamond fan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjoBqGpHwU
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aardvark15
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March 15, 2016, 10:27:27 AM |
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I think the % in front of the number is because these are teenagers that don't know how to write it.
Can some Admin just go ahead and tell us the IP addresses of these two and we can sniff them out? Or they can send the IP addresses to the authorities. I know they don't have the money but someone needs to at least expose who these trolls are.
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March 15, 2016, 11:16:26 AM |
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Fun fact the 1750 Bitcoin bounty I'm looking to receive for just the Bitcoin recovery is 618 more then 1132.
i just realised that im left with nothing for safe keeping the coins . seems like Paul dont think its worth his time to reply to my pms or emails . cryptcracker you may think you know who i am, but i %100 know who you are . Well that pretty much ends this weeks program ladies and gentlemen, we hope you enjoyed the show. Can some Admin just go ahead and tell us the IP addresses of these two and we can sniff them out? Or they can send the IP addresses to the authorities. I know they don't have the money but someone needs to at least expose who these trolls are.
Agreed. It is more than apparent this was simply a troll-fest to get peoples hopes up and play with their emotions. Classic textbook trolling.
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