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April 01, 2020, 11:11:48 AM |
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Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts? No problem as long as you keep 2 metres between them
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serveria.com
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April 01, 2020, 11:18:14 AM |
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Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts? No problem as long as you keep 2 metres between them Sh*t I got infected as well... life isn't fair...
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V8s Road Warrior
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April 01, 2020, 11:28:53 AM |
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Craig Wright buys popular news site CoinTelegraph for a reported 200 million dollars. News broke earlier today of the buyout as CEO Daniel Seaman (brother David Seaman) stands down after a long & successful career. Craig Wright is said to have purchased the website to offer a "More fair & unbiased news source". Financial backer & advisor Calvin Ayre celebrated today by donating to a local child refuge home. Daniel Seaman publicly thanked everyone who supported him over the years at CoinTelegraph. Haha
i thought i was sick.
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Paashaas
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April 01, 2020, 11:29:07 AM |
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This is a sad day. My sisters husband, his dad passed away from Covid-19 this morning. He didn't had any health problems, dead within 12 hours just like that. Call me cruel, but somehow I do not believe you. In the COV19 part. Sorry for your loss. Screw you man. Ignored. Paashaas left the WO chat for unknow how long.
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soullyG
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April 01, 2020, 11:44:22 AM |
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Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts? No problem as long as you keep 2 metres between them But I'm all cooped up at home, what else can I do EDIT: Argh it got me!
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April 01, 2020, 11:48:46 AM |
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This is a sad day. My sisters husband, his dad passed away from Covid-19 this morning. He didn't had any health problems, dead within 12 hours just like that. Call me cruel, but somehow I do not believe you. In the COV19 part. Sorry for your loss. Screw you man. Ignored. Paashaas left the WO chat for unknow how long. Thanks. Grieving is good. It makes you realize what is important in life. Don't believe you left of course.
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April 01, 2020, 12:51:17 PM |
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I thought I was immune. Damn.
Don't eat the soft fruits.
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April 01, 2020, 01:13:05 PM |
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The gang is not social distancing enough.
Paashaas: sorry for your loss.
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V8s Road Warrior
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April 01, 2020, 01:17:27 PM |
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what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right? right?
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April 01, 2020, 01:18:04 PM |
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Oh oh...
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April 01, 2020, 01:32:09 PM |
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what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right? right?
Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens. Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's.
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April 01, 2020, 01:36:15 PM |
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what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right? right?
Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens. Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's. Did they have toilet paper in stock?
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April 01, 2020, 01:41:48 PM |
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what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right? right?
Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens. Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's. Did they have toilet paper in stock? They did. I’ve never understood the crazy bog roll rush. If our lives were genuinely in danger & it gets that bad, we’re stuck indoors for months I’ll wipe my shitty arse on anything. Panicking over toilet roll would be one of my absolute lowest priorities.
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April 01, 2020, 01:56:45 PM Last edit: April 01, 2020, 02:38:45 PM by xhomerx10 Merited by bitserve (1), VB1001 (1) |
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Don't tou̫̤̾͘ĉ̦̞͆h̝̹͔̪̋̈́̈́͝ me assho̢̳͆͠l̫͑ȇ͎s!!
Wher̦̮͍͛̎͒͢͝ẻ̼̹̿'̌͜s͙̬͖͍̪̄̾̃̈́͠ ̺̖̦͍̀̓̊͠h͇̣̦̑͐͠ô͔mer!?? I nee̢̡̳͈̞̐̽̈́̐̉d͌ͅ ͖̘̽̍a m̯̬̏̎a̛͙sk͔̫̎̚ ̰̞̖̰͌̏̀͡i̩͈̘̎̑͛n̨̤̾͞ ̰̈́̇͟m̧̦̪͍̓̌͒̏y̡͇̤̤̿́̎̓ ̩̱̻̔̾͒a͚̞̓̆̀͢v̢̰̾͐at̰̣̔̅a̢̝͑͡r̖̦̈́̇̆ͅ ͉̈́n͚̟̻̑̒͆͊͢o̗̎w̳̞̉͡!̹͚͚̫̿͗̋͑ ̞̻̂͞.̤̪̖̯̇́͋͌.̤̙̤̜̽̑̎̾.̎͢ ̡͈͔̙̱̄̓̾̊̋J̨͈̹̔̕͞e̢̙͍̔̐͆s̛̥̦͎̝̉̏̿ú̩ş̭̂̚!̧͔͎̘͒̄̉͡ ̨̫͇̤̳̎̃̍͐͠Ha͉̹͌̐v̰͙͒͆ḛ͛ ̖͌I͍̥͇̫͐͘̚͡ just discovered ǟ̠̠̞̲̓̕ ̟̏n̖̋ew trend? L̛̟̚ͅO̩͞L!
Sorry! It was too much for me last night - I took a valium and was out like a light. edit:version2 Stay safe!
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April 01, 2020, 01:56:57 PM |
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https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.30.015347v1.full.pdfSusceptibility of ferrets, cats, dogs, and different domestic animals to SARS-coronavirus-2"... SARS-CoV-2 replicates poorly in dogs, pigs, chickens, and ducks, but efficiently in ferrets and cats. ... virus transmits in cats via respiratory droplets ... Surveillance for SARS-CoV-2 in cats should be considered as an adjunct to elimination of of COVID-19 in humans." -please surveil your cats. your ducks not so much. or wait till Christmas 2030 when the peers have reviewed this and your cat is old at best.This is not a drill, a joke, a prank or an April fools. Protect your pussy.
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April 01, 2020, 01:57:36 PM |
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Oh oh... ...so much financial weakness being revealed. Honestly is there any other busines that is as unaffected as the humble hodler?
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April 01, 2020, 02:01:34 PM |
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I don't get it. I wasn't even posting in fear of getting the virus, yet I still got infected with it. Is this virus airborne?!?
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April 01, 2020, 02:07:39 PM |
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Son, you need to clear all that fancy liquor out of your sex dungeon. It's just not seemly.
Actually it's fun, but you won't catch me admitting it.
The sex dungeon is in a different wing than the tequila room. Just seems safer that way. Alcoholic distancing is just wrong in actual phase Alc must be spread more over than virus - thats the fix!
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April 01, 2020, 02:28:26 PM |
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This is a sad day. My sisters husband, his dad passed away from Covid-19 this morning. He didn't had any health problems, dead within 12 hours just like that. This is very sad news. I'm sorry Paashaas.
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April 01, 2020, 02:44:05 PM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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